I'll give some DNA samples to a hot lady cop, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

You see, I would have sex with her and deposit various DNA samples in numerous orifices, not in the sense of a mouth swab. Unless I get to swab her mouth, you know, with my wang.

Ok I'll stop.

This reminds me of that movie, with the guy who pretends to be someone that's dead, so he can go live on that planet of superior people, and he gets pulled over, and the cop wants a dna sample, and he says he'd better not, the sample might be 'tainted' and the girl with him doesn't get mad that he said that.

Can anyone help me out here?

It's a good thing we've got the Republicans to protect us from infringments on our civil liberties.

Why does the ACLU hate America?

I, for one, welcome our new blood-sucking overlords.

DieselGirl: That was Gattica

Fcuk methods of control, REBEL!

It's still better than if you're pulled over by the Bad Lieutenant, who provides you with his own DNA sample, whether you request it or not.

Sorry, I mean Gattaca.

This is crazy.

What can we do to keep laws like this from being put into place? And I don't mean voting for the right canidate. Even that seems a sham. Just look at the last election.

Why does the ACLU hate America?

Maybe they have something to hide in their private emails. Hrm, sounds supicious to me!

We should totally brand them a terrorist group when this thing passes, and then when they're no longer protected by the constituion, we can lock them up forever without an attorney. Or just get some NRA guys to shoot them to pieces on national TV or something.

Seriously, this new police state is going to seriously kick some serious ass.

Didn't RTFA. Everyone knows this kind of stuff is happening. I don't think one of us is unaware of the totalitarian trends shaping our government today. This stuff nowadays is just greenlighted to be flamebait. I guess civility on FARK died a long time ago. It's hardly as useful and interesting as it used to be.

When I saw Gattaca I thought, "There is a future I do not want, looks realistic though." Asscroft says, "The future is now."

-Think I will move to Brasil

It's still better than if you're pulled over by the Bad Lieutenant, who provides you with his own DNA sample, whether you request it or not.

Show me your butt.

ok then.
I'll drive before I masturbate so it won't take me long and they'll have ample supply of DNA to play with.

Cool, if they take this many samples they are gonna need so many lab technicians ill be assured of a job.

Here come's Miss Jones with the history lesson!

Wintermute: I think the full quote it (and i truly mean think, i'm not positive),

"Those who would trade liberty for security will lose both, and deserve neither."

Thanks, WayToBlue.

So basically, this act says that the government will be able to watch whoever it wants whenever it wants...and there's nothing we can say to make it wrong?

I guess since I have the Anarchist Cookbook on my computer that makes me a terrorist?

/hmmmmmmm

I love to see the "the people who think this is bad probably have something to hide!" losers come out and defend this garbage.

Instead of telling us if we dont like it we can get the fark out, maybe we should be telling you "if you dont like it, move to North Korea"

If you don't want this bill to pass, HAND WRITE a letter to your Two Senators and State Legislators. Don't lick the envelope, you'll give away your DNA. Don't tape the envelope, your fingerprints will be on the tape. Swab some water on the glue section. Washington D.C. residents?... shut up and do what your told.

http://www.firstgov.gov/

Go to that website to look up your reps, their addresses and hand write them your opposition or support of any bill. It is THE most effective way to influence their votes.

/prostitutes, cars, boats, jewelry optional if they fit in the envelope

They can have a sample of my hot cocoa.

Patriot Act II, an as-yet unintroduced piece of legislation by the Bush administration designed to give the government yet more power to fight terrorism

Fight Terrorism = Create the Fourth Reich

Just saw one of Paris Hilton's videos and I've got some DNA lying around in tissue.

I guess since I have the Anarchist Cookbook on my computer that makes me a terrorist?

Yeah. Pray for deportation, and not life in prison. Maybe they could find you treasonous and put you on the fast track to execution. I'm not sure.

Sounds more like scare mongering from the ACLU. Not that anyone should be surprised.

More importantly, who's more badder-- Bad Lieutenant or Bad Santa?

Fear is driving this and fear will ultimately take all of our privacy away from us. I'm no libertarian but stuff like this makes me lean that way. It seem that there was a period of a couple or three decades were America was felt to be invincible, untouchable. Now that is gone and the folks my parenbs age don't know how to handle it.

Sounds more like scare mongering from the ACLU. Not that anyone should be surprised.

Hey, how's the sand these days? Make sure you don't get any up your nose or in your ears.

Personally, I'd rather be "scare-mongered" by the ACLU than worry that my previous involvement with the Cub Scouts could land me in a federal prison.

You just know that someday a female cop will be "offered" a "DNA" sample, and jailarity will ensue.

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. ~Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated
-the Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution

I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.
-Thomas Jefferson to Archibald Stuart, 1791. ME 8:276

The most effectual engines for [pacifying a nation] are the public papers... [A despotic] government always [keeps] a kind of standing army of newswriters who, without any regard to truth or to what should be like truth, [invent] and put into the papers whatever might serve the ministers.
-Thomas Jefferson to G. K. van Hogendorp
Oct. 13, 1785. (*) ME 5:181, Papers 8:632

What county can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time that its people preserve the spirit of resistance.
-Thomas Jefferson


As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains seemingly unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air however slight lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.
-William O. Douglas, Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court

anathama

great fodder for my at work email sig

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human
freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
- William Pitt the Younger

Cop pulls me over. asks for a Urine, Stool and Seaman sample. so i give him my underwear.

THanks you...ill be here all week try the veal

So...are we going to sit around on FARK and whine about this or is anyone else going to do something about this?

/a little revolution is good for the soul

Gattaca!!! Gattaca!!! Gattaca!!!

Trust Us. We are Your Friends. We are Here to Protect you from Them.

You don't want us to think that you are one of them, now do you?

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Umm, parts of the patriot act II have already passed, Ashcroft piggy-backed on a spending bill and Bush signed it quietly when everyone was busy talking about Sadam's capture.

You're a terrorist until proven innocent

should call the Missoulian and ask the entire staff whether they belive this one

slow news week?

Well maybe you shouldn't have gotten caught on tape buggering 'em on your last field trip.

Err...that wasn't the involvement that I meant. I was referring to the idea that involvement with a group that could retroactively be referred to as "terrorist," and therefore you could be deemed a terrorist by association.

(Uh, you still have the tape, right? How much for the original?)