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(Amazon)   Farker's book of poetry is now available for the Kindle. Buy the book to help him buy beer   (amazon.com) divider line 14
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2013-08-01 04:50:55 PM
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Charge five bucks for poetry
And you'll lack revenue
 
wee [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 04:57:13 PM
Sorry man, but in the larger scheme of things there's nothing much more useless and self-indulgent than poetry.

I do wish you the best, however.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 05:19:22 PM
Beer? Sounds like you'll be spending it on wine spritzers and appletinis.
 
2013-08-01 05:20:00 PM
Roses are red
horses need stabling
giving money for beer?
that's called enabling
 
2013-08-01 05:27:16 PM
Also, you have an error in your acknowledgements. You may have a friend with an eye for capturing images, but you should get one with an eye for proofreading.
 
2013-08-01 05:53:01 PM
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Your poetry book sucks.
And so do you.

/JK - Congrats and best of luck.
 
2013-08-01 06:42:28 PM
Just to be hipster
My Fark poem doesn't rhyme
Good luck with your book
 
2013-08-01 08:13:02 PM

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Just to be hipster
My Fark poem doesn't rhyme
Good luck with your book


Then it's not a poem. All poetry rhymes.
 
2013-08-01 10:07:18 PM

derpy: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Just to be hipster
My Fark poem doesn't rhyme
Good luck with your book

Then it's not a poem. All poetry rhymes.


:(

I suppose next you'll tell me it has to be in American, God's language...
 
2013-08-01 10:14:47 PM

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: derpy: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Just to be hipster
My Fark poem doesn't rhyme
Good luck with your book

Then it's not a poem. All poetry rhymes.

:(

I suppose next you'll tell me it has to be in American, God's language...


God speaketh the Queen's English.
 
2013-08-02 12:07:40 AM
Tossing and flossing, my style is awesome.
I cause more family feuds than Richard Dawson.
And the survey says...: YOU'RE DEAD
Fatal flying guillotine chops off your farking head.

The end.
 
2013-08-02 02:31:43 AM
Good luck on your new book. Don't give up. Self-publishing is hard as hell, especially when you're your own PR company. Use all the social media you can to get the word out about it.  If you like, link to my Facebook page, and I'll help pimp it out. Also, if you don't have one already, make one. It's free, costs only some time, and lets you network, which is the whole damned point.

/link in profile
//check my books out, too
//2.99 each for the first two for Kindle
///leave a review!
 
2013-08-02 07:36:26 AM

Joe Six-Keg: Good luck on your new book. Don't give up. Self-publishing is hard as hell, especially when you're your own PR company. Use all the social media you can to get the word out about it.  If you like, link to my Facebook page, and I'll help pimp it out. Also, if you don't have one already, make one. It's free, costs only some time, and lets you network, which is the whole damned point.

/link in profile
//check my books out, too
//2.99 each for the first two for Kindle
///leave a review!


Thanks Joe Six-Keg... It's been a great experience.  I've sold way more than I ever imagined.  I'd be delighted if you want to share my stuff.  I'll checjk out your books too and spread the news.
 
2013-08-02 08:20:46 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Go away
Just go away
 
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