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(Impact Wrestling)   CAN Manik learn to Keep Calm and Hail Sabin? IS Aries vs Styles a show-stealer? WILL the Knockouts' clothing be the next to get "future endeavored"? LIVE from WICHITA FALLS, THIS is YOUR Impact Wrestling Discussion Thread. (8pm ET on Spike)   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 469
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2013-08-01 03:06:21 PM  

A new episode of Impact brings with it a chance to crown a NEW Global Legendary Television Champion of the World!

i6.photobucket.com
Currently in the hooves of fWc wunderkind ShiningWizard


The rules are simple: Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and ShiningWizard retains until the next thread.

Good luck tonight, fWc FARKers! :-)
 
2013-08-01 03:09:26 PM  
Wait, is anyone still employed by TNA?  That is NOT named Hogan?
 
2013-08-01 03:14:47 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Wait, is anyone still employed by TNA?  That is NOT named Hogan?


Nnnn... Yyyy... Cake? O_o'
 
2013-08-01 03:17:24 PM  

Captain Steroid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Wait, is anyone still employed by TNA?  That is NOT named Hogan?

Nnnn... Yyyy... Cake? O_o'


Why yes, the recently submitted cupcake thread is mine.  why do you ask?  ;)
 
2013-08-01 04:17:30 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 04:26:16 PM  

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 640x360]


Brooding Twilight is brooding.

*magic chairshot*
 
2013-08-01 04:29:21 PM  
I always knew my hometown would make it to Fark, but I never imagined it'd be anything this grotesque.
 
2013-08-01 04:44:06 PM  

Di Atribe: I always knew my hometown would make it to Fark, but I never imagined it'd be anything this grotesque.


www.00lol.com
 
2013-08-01 04:53:08 PM  

Di Atribe: I always knew my hometown would make it to Fark, but I never imagined it'd be anything this grotesque.


After tonight, things are only looking up for Wichita Falls. No way even John Morrison could save things tonight

/wait, Chris Sabin is champ?
 
2013-08-01 05:00:52 PM  
Pretty soon TNA's gonna look back at the Aces and 0.8s jokes as the glory days.
 
2013-08-01 05:03:13 PM  

Di Atribe: I always knew my hometown would make it to Fark, but I never imagined it'd be anything this grotesque.


WHOA! Di Atribe is in the Impact Zone! O.O

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 05:06:22 PM  

Captain Steroid: Di Atribe: I always knew my hometown would make it to Fark, but I never imagined it'd be anything this grotesque.

WHOA! Di Atribe is in the Impact Zone! O.O

[i1182.photobucket.com image 300x167]


In the Impact Zone, Di Atribe is a Redskins fan, and really loves that RG3.
 
2013-08-01 05:11:58 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: Di Atribe: I always knew my hometown would make it to Fark, but I never imagined it'd be anything this grotesque.

WHOA! Di Atribe is in the Impact Zone! O.O

[i1182.photobucket.com image 300x167]

In the Impact Zone, Di Atribe is a Redskins fan, and really loves that RG3.


In the Impact Zone, sobrul28 loves the Falcons and thinks Matty Ice is winning the Super Bowl this year.
 
2013-08-01 05:15:52 PM  

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: Di Atribe: I always knew my hometown would make it to Fark, but I never imagined it'd be anything this grotesque.

WHOA! Di Atribe is in the Impact Zone! O.O

[i1182.photobucket.com image 300x167]

In the Impact Zone, Di Atribe is a Redskins fan, and really loves that RG3.

In the Impact Zone, sobrul28 loves the Falcons and thinks Matty Ice is winning the Super Bowl this year.


i1182.photobucket.com

You're hysterical, man! SNAP OUT OF IT! O_O
 
2013-08-01 05:29:59 PM  

Di Atribe: I always knew my hometown would make it to Fark, but I never imagined it'd be anything this grotesque.


Ai Datribe is in the impact zone!
 
2013-08-01 05:36:20 PM  

Captain Steroid: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: Di Atribe: I always knew my hometown would make it to Fark, but I never imagined it'd be anything this grotesque.

WHOA! Di Atribe is in the Impact Zone! O.O

[i1182.photobucket.com image 300x167]

In the Impact Zone, Di Atribe is a Redskins fan, and really loves that RG3.

In the Impact Zone, sobrul28 loves the Falcons and thinks Matty Ice is winning the Super Bowl this year.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 100x75]

You're hysterical, man! SNAP OUT OF IT! O_O


i63.photobucket.com

I just had...the most HORRIBLE dream...
 
2013-08-01 05:37:48 PM  
When 'rasslin brings back the likes of The Iron Sheik or Rasputin I'll start watching again.  We need villains, not pussies with an attitude and cute manager.
 
2013-08-01 05:46:06 PM  
No

TNA doesn't deserve a discussion thread
 
2013-08-01 05:47:34 PM  

cman: No

TNA doesn't deserve a discussion thread


TNA threads are more about the LARP than TNA.
 
2013-08-01 06:00:22 PM  

cman: No

TNA doesn't deserve a discussion thread


FirstNationalBastard: cman: No

TNA doesn't deserve a discussion thread

TNA threads are more about the LARP than TNA.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 06:26:04 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Di Atribe: I always knew my hometown would make it to Fark, but I never imagined it'd be anything this grotesque.

Ai Datribe is in the impact zone!


NO! I said it was my hometown. I moved away nearly 20 years ago. But I'm only 100 miles away. Does that count as "impact zone?"
 
2013-08-01 06:30:29 PM  

Di Atribe: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Di Atribe: I always knew my hometown would make it to Fark, but I never imagined it'd be anything this grotesque.

Ai Datribe is in the impact zone!

NO! I said it was my hometown. I moved away nearly 20 years ago. But I'm only 100 miles away. Does that count as "impact zone?"


I'm not sure, actually.  I just know that TNA has a habit of making obviously superficial changes to in-ring names for talent that moves from WWE to TNA.  Ergo, the slight change in your username, for the lulz.  :D
 
2013-08-01 06:30:53 PM  

Di Atribe: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Di Atribe: I always knew my hometown would make it to Fark, but I never imagined it'd be anything this grotesque.

Ai Datribe is in the impact zone!

NO! I said it was my hometown. I moved away nearly 20 years ago. But I'm only 100 miles away. Does that count as "impact zone?"


The "Impact Zone" is what the announcers call the arena from which the horrid TNA Impact broadcasts originate from.

The FARK TNA Impact thread has also become the Impact Zone, where everyone's gimmick is either inverted, or just the first letters of their names switched around to make a new, untrademarked name, as happens in the real TNA.

I was about to type up a page on the wiki and direct you to that, but that involves work.
 
2013-08-01 06:40:13 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I'm not sure, actually. I just know that TNA has a habit of making obviously superficial changes to in-ring names for talent that moves from WWE to TNA. Ergo, the slight change in your username, for the lulz. :D


FirstNationalBastard: The FARK TNA Impact thread has also become the Impact Zone, where everyone's gimmick is either inverted, or just the first letters of their names switched around to make a new, untrademarked name, as happens in the real TNA.


OOOOOOOOOOOOH I get it now! I don't follow a lot of wrestling, obvs. I didn't even pick up on the fact that this was a TNA thread as opposed to a WWE thread. I've heard many great things about the wrestling threads, though.

So the TNA sucks, eh? I guess that explains why they're broadcasting from Wichita Falls.


FirstNationalBastard: I was about to type up a page on the wiki and direct you to that, but that involves work.


Take your time. Give it a few days. I'll still read it.
 
2013-08-01 07:15:13 PM  
9PM eastern, by the by.
 
2013-08-01 07:32:55 PM  

robsul82: 9PM eastern, by the by.


Good. That gives me time to watch an extra TNG episode.

Future Imperfect is up next on the blu rays. That's a good episode.

/Then, the episode after, Wesley goes away. Even better!
//the episode after that, though, is the "Troi is a whiny coont because she loses her crappy empathic powers" episode. That one's going to be as tough to watch as a season one episode.
 
2013-08-01 07:34:15 PM  
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2013-08-01 07:39:59 PM  
 
2013-08-01 07:40:01 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: 9PM eastern, by the by.

Good. That gives me time to watch an extra TNG episode.

Future Imperfect is up next on the blu rays. That's a good episode.

/Then, the episode after, Wesley goes away. Even better!
//the episode after that, though, is the "Troi is a whiny coont because she loses her crappy empathic powers" episode. That one's going to be as tough to watch as a season one episode.


Isn't this the name of Michael McGillicuty's coming children?
 
2013-08-01 07:44:00 PM  
Manofahundreddollars and Bizarro Mongo are in the Impact Zone! It's the greatest night in the history of our sport!

"¡obuoɯ oɹɹɐzıq sǝɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥ ʇɐıɥs ʇɐɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu"

"sɹıɐןɟ ɔıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɯɐɥpuıʍ ʎɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ sǝɔɐɹ ʎǝןɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ "


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2013-08-01 07:44:41 PM  
I just GISed "Chyna clenis" (for another thread, not just because I was bored. That's a Sunday morning activity), and one of the top results was that damn "First National Bastard fan club" pic of Skipper that ShiningWizard photoshopped.

I hope she's proud.
 
2013-08-01 07:45:48 PM  
Not a shop

X = Blacked out
Highlighted = Sold tickets

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-01 07:47:00 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I just GISed "Chyna clenis" (for another thread, not just because I was bored. That's a Sunday morning activity), and one of the top results was that damn "First National Bastard fan club" pic of Skipper that ShiningWizard photoshopped.

I hope she's proud.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 07:48:38 PM  

styckx: Not a shop

X = Blacked out
Highlighted = Sold tickets

[i.imgur.com image 600x450]


five rows back is 22 bucks?

That's not bad. Hell, you're on the side facing the camera, 5 rows back, for 22 bucks. That's great.
 
2013-08-01 07:48:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I just GISed "Chyna clenis" (for another thread, not just because I was bored. That's a Sunday morning activity), and one of the top results was that damn "First National Bastard fan club" pic of Skipper that ShiningWizard photoshopped.

I hope she's proud.


This. Is. Awesome.
 
2013-08-01 07:50:44 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: styckx: Not a shop

X = Blacked out
Highlighted = Sold tickets

[i.imgur.com image 600x450]

five rows back is 22 bucks?

That's not bad. Hell, you're on the side facing the camera, 5 rows back, for 22 bucks. That's great.


It's bad for TNA.. They have no business renting out places like this if they can't even fill a quarter of them. She is just hemorrhaging cash.
 
2013-08-01 07:52:31 PM  

cman: No

TNA doesn't deserve a discussion thread



Why? They're entertaining, often amusing & really popular.
 
2013-08-01 07:53:08 PM  
Gorilla Jack in in the Impact Zone. I just can't wait for the #August1Warning to be revealed.
 
2013-08-01 07:54:20 PM  
And by "can't" I mean "who the hell cares?"
 
2013-08-01 07:57:13 PM  

Jonny Chimpo: Gorilla Jack in in the Impact Zone. I just can't wait for the #August1Warning to be revealed.


MoJo JoMo

lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-08-01 07:57:39 PM  
Also when will there be another kayefabe night? Those are fun
 
2013-08-01 07:58:00 PM  

tbaughm: Jonny Chimpo: Gorilla Jack in in the Impact Zone. I just can't wait for the #August1Warning to be revealed.

MoJo JoMo

[lh3.ggpht.com image 72x72]


That's Jim Lennon to you.
 
2013-08-01 07:58:32 PM  

Jonny Chimpo: Also when will there be another kayefabe night? Those are fun


When the moon's in the seventh house, and Chyna's clenis aligns with Mars...
 
2013-08-01 08:00:05 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Jonny Chimpo: Also when will there be another kayefabe night? Those are fun

When the moon's in the seventh house, and Chyna's clenis aligns with Mars...


aka, next Monday
 
2013-08-01 08:00:18 PM  

tbaughm: Jonny Chimpo: Gorilla Jack in in the Impact Zone. I just can't wait for the #August1Warning to be revealed.

MoJo JoMo

[lh3.ggpht.com image 72x72]


If its him I'll be pleasantly surprised. Actually anybody new. I have been convincing myself that its for masked Abyss's return. Wouldn't be the first time TNA used cryptic promos for a return. I mean Sting got them after missing a month.
 
2013-08-01 08:00:58 PM  
On topic (for once), any guesses on who's behind the "#August1Warning" videos?

While I'd like to think it's someone like Adam Pierce or Matt Hardy, I think it'll just be Jarrett again. :/
 
2013-08-01 08:03:24 PM  

Captain Steroid: On topic (for once), any guesses on who's behind the "#August1Warning" videos?

While I'd like to think it's someone like Adam Pierce or Matt Hardy, I think it'll just be Jarrett again. :/


They apparently had Bob Holly cut a promo saying it's not him.  If the surprise is Thurman "Sparky" Plugg, TNA better be in PCB Florida, lol, if you get my drift.
 
2013-08-01 08:07:36 PM  

Captain Steroid: On topic (for once), any guesses on who's behind the "#August1Warning" videos?

While I'd like to think it's someone like Adam Pierce or Matt Hardy, I think it'll just be Jarrett again. :/


Tito Ortiz
 
2013-08-01 08:10:02 PM  

Captain Steroid: On topic (for once), any guesses on who's behind the "#August1Warning" videos?

While I'd like to think it's someone like Adam Pierce or Matt Hardy, I think it'll just be Jarrett again. :/


See above. Mr. Hennigan needs something to do.
 
2013-08-01 08:13:29 PM  

robsul82: Captain Steroid: On topic (for once), any guesses on who's behind the "#August1Warning" videos?

While I'd like to think it's someone like Adam Pierce or Matt Hardy, I think it'll just be Jarrett again. :/

They apparently had Bob Holly cut a promo saying it's not him.  If the surprise is Thurman "Sparky" Plugg, TNA better be in PCB Florida, lol, if you get my drift.


They... they paid a guy to cut a promo that he ISN'T coming to their company? o_o'

styckx: Tito Ortiz


I don't think so. It's still baseball season, and the Red Sox are fighting for 1st place. :P

tbaughm: See above. Mr. Hennigan needs something to do.


I miss him. :-(
 
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