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(CNN)   Ariel Castro to be released around the year 3050   (cnn.com) divider line 137
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2013-08-01 04:45:42 PM  
Just in time to take over for Fidel
 
2013-08-01 04:46:23 PM  
What about the other guys who were helping him?
 
2013-08-01 04:46:39 PM  
Hey! He'll be on Futurama!
 
2013-08-01 04:47:11 PM  
By then he should be completely rehabilitated and ready to enter society.
 
2013-08-01 04:47:30 PM  
Though the lengthy sentencing process is still ongoing, Judge Michael Russo has already sentenced kidnapper Ariel Castro to hundreds of years in prison, mostly in eight- to 10-year consecutive blocks. Russo said Castro "will never be released from incarceration during the period of his remaining natural life for any reason."

This is oddly ironic.
 
2013-08-01 04:48:31 PM  

netweavr: Hey! He'll be on Futurama!


In the year twenty-five twenty-five twenty-five
The backwards time machine still won't have arrived
In all the world, there's only one technology
A rusty sword for practicing proctology...
 
2013-08-01 04:48:37 PM  
Assuming man is still alive
and that woman can survive.
tough call.
 
2013-08-01 04:48:52 PM  
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2013-08-01 04:49:00 PM  
Too soon
 
2013-08-01 04:49:30 PM  
As I said in another thread, he should be placed in gen. pop. in a woman's prison.
 
2013-08-01 04:49:42 PM  
Describing himself as a "very emotional person," Ariel Castro said during his sentencing hearing that "these people are trying to paint me as a monster and I'm not a monster. I'm sick."

"I believe I am addicted to porn to the point that it makes me impulsive and I lost it," he said, adding he's "not trying to make excuses."


These, contrary to his assertion, are excuses.
 
2013-08-01 04:50:21 PM  
I wish he could live long enough to be denied parole.
 
2013-08-01 04:50:33 PM  
If they put him in gen pop someone else doing life will shank him.

If they put him in solitary he'll go mad and rip his own face off.
 
2013-08-01 04:51:04 PM  
i305.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 04:52:00 PM  
Apparently some Spanish mailman was caught and convicted of failing to deliver hundreds of thousands of letters. The prosecutor wanted 9 years for each letter. If he hadn't had his sentence reduced to 14 years, he'd be in jail until long after the Daleks were disintegrated on Satellite 5.
 
2013-08-01 04:52:10 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Describing himself as a "very emotional person," Ariel Castro said during his sentencing hearing that "these people are trying to paint me as a monster and I'm not a monster. I'm sick."

"I believe I am addicted to porn to the point that it makes me impulsive and I lost it," he said, adding he's "not trying to make excuses."

These, contrary to his assertion, are excuses.


Yeah right.  I hate when people do that.
 
2013-08-01 04:52:10 PM  

wildcardjack: If they put him in gen pop someone else doing life will shank him.

If they put him in solitary he'll go mad and rip his own face off.


Either way society wins.
 
2013-08-01 04:52:43 PM  
I can't help but think that Michelle Knight is a little bit retarded. Not Down's, but some other kind of mental deficiency. Brain damage?
 
2013-08-01 04:54:26 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I can't help but think that Michelle Knight is a little bit retarded. Not Down's, but some other kind of mental deficiency. Brain damage?


How about still recovering from Ariel Castro syndrome?
 
2013-08-01 04:54:35 PM  

wildcardjack: If they put him in gen pop someone else doing life will shank him.

If they put him in solitary he'll go mad and rip his own face off.


And the problem is?

/whatever we're doing or are believed to be doing to the prisoners in Gitmo should be done to that bastard
//and probably worse
 
2013-08-01 04:54:38 PM  
What's the over/under on how many days until he's shanked in the prison shower?
 
2013-08-01 04:54:43 PM  
I thought he looked like a funky homosapien from the beginning.
 
2013-08-01 04:54:57 PM  
Hide yo SexxxBots(R), hide yo Interossiters(TM)!
 
2013-08-01 04:55:39 PM  
So what will Cuba do in the meantime?
 
2013-08-01 04:55:47 PM  
Methuselah better watch out, there's some competition coming.
 
2013-08-01 04:56:26 PM  
Why do they bother to add 1,000 years to a life sentence?
 
2013-08-01 04:56:29 PM  

Russ1642: AverageAmericanGuy: I can't help but think that Michelle Knight is a little bit retarded. Not Down's, but some other kind of mental deficiency. Brain damage?

How about still recovering from Ariel Castro syndrome?


Exactly. None of the three will ever be anything resembling "normal" ever again. They're messed up for life. Anyone would be in their situation. Right now, Knight is outwardly the least scarred but that can change easily.
 
2013-08-01 04:56:39 PM  
Who will they get to replace her on Modern Family?
 
2013-08-01 04:57:26 PM  
With good behavior, he might get out  by 20x6.
 
2013-08-01 04:59:27 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I can't help but think that Michelle Knight is a little bit retarded. Not Down's, but some other kind of mental deficiency. Brain damage?


She was the one beaten to the point of requiring facial reconstruction surgery, so that's probably what you're seeing.
 
2013-08-01 05:00:20 PM  
I'm very sure a lot of people would just love to go medieval torture on his posterior,but at least he won't ever be leave except in a pine box. Good enough for me. Just not as death-penalty-ish as I used to be.
 
2013-08-01 05:01:44 PM  

Myria: Why do they bother to add 1,000 years to a life sentence?


I think so that there is no possibility, ever, of parole or getting out for any reason.

And because the guy deserves it.
 
2013-08-01 05:02:22 PM  
He'll be in jail until he dies. He'll have to wake up every morning cognizant of what he's done. Society will be protected from him, and we did it in a civilized manner.
 
2013-08-01 05:03:36 PM  

Myria: Why do they bother to add 1,000 years to a life sentence?


The explanation I got from a law talking guy friend of mine was, "Just in case life sentences without parole are ever deemed to be cruel and unusual punishment."

/My friend does estate and probate law exclusively so I really don't trust the answer but it sounds good.
 
2013-08-01 05:04:20 PM  
pictures.4ever.eu

Fark you, Ariel
 
2013-08-01 05:05:33 PM  

Myria: Why do they bother to add 1,000 years to a life sentence?


So he can't get parole? No one serves their actual sentence anymore. Because a couple of years of "good behavior" in prison totally makes up for misdeeds.
 
2013-08-01 05:05:51 PM  
Bullet in head would be cheaper.
 
2013-08-01 05:05:52 PM  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: Myria: Why do they bother to add 1,000 years to a life sentence?

I think so that there is no possibility, ever, of parole or getting out for any reason.

And because the guy deserves it.


A life sentence doesnt alway mean life. In some states, by statute, a life sentence is 25 years.

They say life plus X so they can say he is a life sentence reciever and the extra time keeps him licked up.
 
2013-08-01 05:05:55 PM  

Myria: Why do they bother to add 1,000 years to a life sentence?


If he gets a life sentence, he stands the possibility of parole after 14 or 20 years or whatever.  If he gets life plus 1000 years, he can be granted parole for the first (life) offense, but he still has to serve the thousand years, so he cannot be released no matter what the law says.  It is to keep future lawyers from doing some flanking maneuver to get him released.

OJ Simpson was granted parole for one of his offenses just yesterday (http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/07/31/oj-simpson-paro le /2603497/); he still has four years to serve for additional charges.  Assuming he doesn't screw up in prison (while serving parole), he will be released in four years.

/ IANAL
 
2013-08-01 05:06:00 PM  
Seems expensive, can't we just fire him at the sun?
 
2013-08-01 05:07:37 PM  

Myria: Why do they bother to add 1,000 years to a life sentence?


The BBC had an article about that today.
 
2013-08-01 05:09:49 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: He'll be in jail until he dies. He'll have to wake up every morning cognizant of what he's done. Society will be protected from him, and we did it in a civilized manner.


He was pretty aware of what he was doing for those many years he enslaved, beat, raped and enforced abortions on those women. What makes you think he is any more "cognizant" about it now?

The only difference between now and before is his level of freedom. And he will be treated better as a ward of the state than he ever treated those girls. And god forbid he escapes.

Cases like this are why I'm at times pro-death penalty. The only reason I'm not fully supportive of the death penalty is because the court system is fallible.

However, in this case (where there is no denying who is responsible and what happened) I wouldn't have had a problem with it.
 
2013-08-01 05:10:01 PM  
Should have put him feet first in a wood chipper.
 
2013-08-01 05:10:09 PM  
Judge Michael Russo said children of Ariel Castro were acquainted with the kidnap victims and that was a factor in Castro's abduction "strategy."

"That was your entree," he told Castro.


Uh... phrasing.
 
2013-08-01 05:10:19 PM  
Won't live to see 1,000 days hours in jail
 
2013-08-01 05:10:50 PM  
i273.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 05:10:55 PM  
Also, I wish that assclown would stop using porn as his excuse for this shiat.  Guess what?  Billions of people around the world watch porn.  And only one of them kidnaps/tortures/imprisons/rapes women.

Enjoy prison, asshole.
 
2013-08-01 05:12:00 PM  

Tom_Slick: Myria: Why do they bother to add 1,000 years to a life sentence?

The explanation I got from a law talking guy friend of mine was, "Just in case life sentences without parole are ever deemed to be cruel and unusual punishment."

/My friend does estate and probate law exclusively so I really don't trust the answer but it sounds good.



Just in case....he's immortal.
 
2013-08-01 05:12:08 PM  

wingding: [i273.photobucket.com image 640x360]


Too soon?
 
2013-08-01 05:12:33 PM  
There is a sort of poetic justice about making him live out the rest of his life in a box.
 
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