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(Denver Channel)   Hello, yes Sanitation Department? Yes, we need a new dumpster; a bear stole ours last night. No, really we have it on video. Kthxbye   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 45
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2013-08-01 01:41:10 PM
Dang ol' bears.
 
2013-08-01 01:42:53 PM
That was kind of cute actually. I imagine the bear kind of humming a little tune as he pulls the dumpster back home.
 
2013-08-01 01:48:20 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: That was kind of cute actually. I imagine the bear kind of humming a little tune as he pulls the dumpster back home.


Now I'm imagining that as well.
 
2013-08-01 02:16:08 PM
That was freaking adorable.  Hahahaha
 
2013-08-01 03:53:33 PM
There are not words to describe the awesomness of that video.
 
2013-08-01 04:08:37 PM
cc.pbsstatic.com
 
2013-08-01 05:05:03 PM
That's just a Trash-Co waste disposal unit. Dumpster brand dumpsters are top of the line...

/And bear proof.
//I got a chuckle out of that.
///If that bear can move a loaded 40 yarder... I'll hire him... or her.
 
2013-08-01 05:14:14 PM
Meh. The video was barely amusing.
 
2013-08-01 05:20:16 PM

gopher321: Meh. The video was barely amusing.


You hafta add in your own internal monologue for the bear... preferably in a funny bear voice. And then come up with a story of what happened after the dumpster left the frame. Then it's pretty damn funny.

Also... why is there no farking railing on those stairs? Is that the Colorado Springs in Mexico?
 
2013-08-01 05:29:49 PM
Time to vote for the Bear Patrol. When will we start the national dialogue?
 
2013-08-01 05:30:10 PM
How about yes.
 
2013-08-01 05:30:35 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Also... why is there no farking railing on those stairs? Is that the Colorado Springs in Mexico?


it's likely considered a loading dock. not public access.
 
2013-08-01 05:31:43 PM
bears stealing trashcans was pretty common when i lived in alaska.
 
2013-08-01 05:38:08 PM
My mother's dumpster diving dachshund would get so jealous of that bear.
 
2013-08-01 05:47:11 PM
Looks like Yogi has graduated from pic-a-nic baskets.
 
2013-08-01 05:48:52 PM

Whatthefark: Looks like Yogi has graduated from pic-a-nic baskets.


Joined the Hair Bear Bunch, which has a leadership structure similar to Al Queda
 
2013-08-01 05:49:31 PM
If the dumpster was armed, it could have defended itself.  And the resturaunt would have had some fresh konigsberger klopse.
 
2013-08-01 05:51:23 PM
Heh.  The bear was all like, "fark it, I'm just taking the entire thing."
 
2013-08-01 05:54:52 PM
When I worked on a dude ranch in Colorado, we had a bear that lived on the property.  On night she came down and opened the dumpster by the kitchen by bending the steel lid in half, with one arm (the other was useless since years before some asshole shot her in the shoulder.)  We built an enclosure and started locking the dumpster up at night.

CSB
 
2013-08-01 05:55:59 PM
I just ate at Edelweiss on Saturday night for my birthday so I'm getting a kick...

/would like it to wander 3 blocks east and eat some of the hookers on Nevada.
 
2013-08-01 05:56:18 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: Pray 4 Mojo: Also... why is there no farking railing on those stairs? Is that the Colorado Springs in Mexico?

it's likely considered a loading dock. not public access.


Doesn't matter if it's public access... and stairs are not a loading dock.

On second look... I'm thinking that's some crappy apartment building or something... not the restaurant. Still though... put a railing on that farking thing. Must be fun to climb icy, concrete stairs with no railing.
 
2013-08-01 05:59:01 PM
Smmmarter than the average bear.
 
2013-08-01 06:00:39 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-01 06:09:04 PM
It looked like the theft was intentional.  The bear probably learned dumpsters contain things they like to eat and he figured out some way to open them--say, pushing it off a dropoff.
 
2013-08-01 06:20:55 PM
Happens every Thursday night/Friday morning up here.  Our bears don't give a fark.
 
2013-08-01 06:42:43 PM
If you look closely, it appears the bear knows that it's on wheels and how to maneuver it.
 
2013-08-01 06:57:34 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: gopher321: Meh. The video was barely amusing.

You hafta add in your own internal monologue for the bear... preferably in a funny bear voice. And then come up with a story of what happened after the dumpster left the frame. Then it's pretty damn funny.

Also... why is there no farking railing on those stairs? Is that the Colorado Springs in Mexico?


Yeah... the one in Mexico... cuz Mexico is famous for German food
 
2013-08-01 07:29:12 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: gopher321: Meh. The video was barely amusing.

You hafta add in your own internal monologue for the bear... preferably in a funny bear voice. And then come up with a story of what happened after the dumpster left the frame. Then it's pretty damn funny.

Also... why is there no farking railing on those stairs? Is that the Colorado Springs in Mexico?


Did you miss that he said it was barely amusing?  Let me make it more clear.  It was bearly amusing.  Just bearly.

/doh!  better luck next time
 
2013-08-01 07:32:11 PM

IamAwake: Pray 4 Mojo: gopher321: Meh. The video was barely amusing.

You hafta add in your own internal monologue for the bear... preferably in a funny bear voice. And then come up with a story of what happened after the dumpster left the frame. Then it's pretty damn funny.

Also... why is there no farking railing on those stairs? Is that the Colorado Springs in Mexico?

Did you miss that he said it was barely amusing?  Let me make it more clear.  It was bearly amusing.  Just bearly.

/doh!  better luck next time


Thanks. Didn't want to say anything...


derp.
 
2013-08-01 07:41:55 PM
LOL That was highly amusing.
 
2013-08-01 07:48:32 PM
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2013-08-01 07:55:04 PM
lazy ass garbage man trained a bear to do his job. he's down at the bar while the bear works all night.
 
2013-08-01 08:02:17 PM
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"Roger that."
 
2013-08-01 08:05:00 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-01 08:07:56 PM

gopher321: IamAwake: Pray 4 Mojo: gopher321: Meh. The video was barely amusing.

You hafta add in your own internal monologue for the bear... preferably in a funny bear voice. And then come up with a story of what happened after the dumpster left the frame. Then it's pretty damn funny.

Also... why is there no farking railing on those stairs? Is that the Colorado Springs in Mexico?

Did you miss that he said it was barely amusing?  Let me make it more clear.  It was bearly amusing.  Just bearly.

/doh!  better luck next time

Thanks. Didn't want to say anything...


derp.


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

/I get things eventually
//Please don't tell anybody else about this.
 
2013-08-01 08:26:47 PM
Smarter than the average bear?
 
2013-08-01 09:28:46 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Also... why is there no farking railing on those stairs? Is that the Colorado Springs in Mexico?


Because fark you, that's why.
 
2013-08-01 09:45:20 PM

jakrabit: Pray 4 Mojo: gopher321: Meh. The video was barely amusing.

You hafta add in your own internal monologue for the bear... preferably in a funny bear voice. And then come up with a story of what happened after the dumpster left the frame. Then it's pretty damn funny.

Also... why is there no farking railing on those stairs? Is that the Colorado Springs in Mexico?

Yeah... the one in Mexico... cuz Mexico is famous for German food


German immigration to Mexico
 
2013-08-01 10:15:21 PM
This didn't have a semicolon when I submitted it.
 
2013-08-01 10:23:26 PM
I told you to say you were in a sanitarium. You had TB but you were cured.
 
2013-08-01 11:09:55 PM

Dinodork: I just ate at Edelweiss on Saturday night for my birthday so I'm getting a kick...

/would like it to wander 3 blocks east and eat some of the hookers on Nevada.


Yogi is a victim of the economy so he can't afford hookers.

jakrabit: Pray 4 Mojo: gopher321: Meh. The video was barely amusing.

You hafta add in your own internal monologue for the bear... preferably in a funny bear voice. And then come up with a story of what happened after the dumpster left the frame. Then it's pretty damn funny.

Also... why is there no farking railing on those stairs? Is that the Colorado Springs in Mexico?

Yeah... the one in Mexico... cuz Mexico is famous for German food


German food gained in popularity in Mexico and points south beginning in 1945.
 
2013-08-01 11:11:28 PM

Whatthefark: Looks like Yogi has graduated from pic-a-nic baskets.


Since he got his medical marijuana card, he's got the munchies so bad that pic a nic baskets are no longer enough.
 
2013-08-01 11:46:58 PM
Clever girl...
 
2013-08-02 11:08:01 AM
That was Tuesday. She came back Wednesday night.
 
2013-08-02 07:10:47 PM
If they ever want those back they're going to need to start tagging them with gps.
 
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