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(NESN)   Chicago Blackhawks' Patrick Kane tears up in interview with CSNChicago. Awww, baby want his bottle? There's no crying in hockey, wuss   ( nesn.com) divider line
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2013-08-01 03:50:39 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-08-01 03:55:23 PM  
Did he get champagne in his eyes... again
www.selfstoragefinders.com

/
Haters gonna hate
 
2013-08-01 03:56:21 PM  
If I were Patrick Kane, I would cry into my multiple Stanley Cup rings and Conn Smythe trophy.

Dude has done a ton of maturing over the last two years.
 
2013-08-01 04:00:48 PM  
Pffft. Kane would be a nobody without Toews.

/flees thread
 
2013-08-01 04:03:33 PM  
Not a huge hockey fan and not really a Hawks fan.  But know enough about the sport to say this:

Subby, I'd love to see you try and say that to his face.  And then I'd love to see how your face is rearranged after you said it.
 
2013-08-01 04:03:45 PM  
Hell, I'd happily take Kane and his massive drinking problem. Good thing the Devils play in Newark now, if they were still in the Izod Center Kane would've eventually been found dead in a bathroom stall at the bar right next door.
 
2013-08-01 04:37:03 PM  
BAWH GOWD KING!  IT'S KANE!!
 
2013-08-01 04:37:22 PM  

Pfighting Polish: Subby, I'd love to see you try and say that to his face. And then I'd love to see how your face is rearranged after you said it.


It's Patrick Kane, not Bob Probert.

/although yeah, any professional athlete stands a sizable chance against "random online asshole commenter"
 
2013-08-01 04:39:43 PM  
Go beat up another cabbie douchebag.
 
2013-08-01 04:43:27 PM  

foo monkey: BAWH GOWD KING!  IT'S KANE!!


Comments like these are a reminder that I need to learn Photoshop
 
2013-08-01 04:43:55 PM  
Subby must be a bitter Detroit fan.
 
2013-08-01 04:49:26 PM  

SlagginOff: Subby must be a bitter Detroit fan.


ZOMG DEFLECTION
 
2013-08-01 05:05:13 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Maybe he's sad because he knows they were handed the series against Detroit by some crooked refs.


Maybe the Wings intentionally blew the series because they know their soon-to-be-bankrupt city couldn't afford a championship parade, much less the riots that would take place if they won.
 
2013-08-01 05:20:21 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: SlagginOff: the riots that would take place if they won

You know how I know you know nothing about hockey?


You're so cute when you try to be smart.
 
2013-08-01 05:35:58 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: SlagginOff: You're so cute when you try to be smart.

Try not to get shot on your way home.


See above comment.
 
2013-08-01 05:49:35 PM  

SlagginOff: Subby must be a bitter Detroit fan.


Or a cabbie.
 
2013-08-01 05:49:50 PM  

SlagginOff: Popcorn Johnny: SlagginOff: the riots that would take place if they won

You know how I know you know nothing about hockey?

You're so cute when you try to be smart.


Popcorn Johnny: SlagginOff: You're so cute when you try to be smart.

Try not to get shot on your way home.


SlagginOff: Popcorn Johnny: SlagginOff: You're so cute when you try to be smart.

Try not to get shot on your way home.

See above comment.


You guys are pretty lame.
 
2013-08-01 05:50:08 PM  

SlagginOff: Popcorn Johnny: SlagginOff: the riots that would take place if they won

You know how I know you know nothing about hockey?

You're so cute when you try to be smart.


It's as if the season never ended...
 
2013-08-01 06:05:51 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: SlagginOff: the riots that would take place if they won

You know how I know you know nothing about hockey?


Ask Vancouver
 
2013-08-01 06:16:38 PM  
oi41.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-01 06:19:53 PM  
Caps In 2014!

/There, Now There's Non Wing Fan Idiocy To Pile On.
 
2013-08-01 06:22:46 PM  
Not a huge hockey fan and not really a Hawks fan.  But know enough about the sport to say this:

Subby, I'd love to see you try and charge him cab fare to his face.  And then I'd love to see how your face is rearranged after you charged him.
 
2013-08-01 06:25:53 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Maybe he's sad because he knows they were handed the series against Detroit by some crooked refs.


Good luck with Kronwall as your #1 D man for the forseeable future.  Watching him completely misplay that game 7 OT goal will never get old.
 
2013-08-01 07:32:05 PM  
Popcorn johnny threadshiatting on a blackhawks thread... i for one am shocked.
 
2013-08-01 07:40:15 PM  
Kane's douchey but he can play.

/amuses me that his and Toews' playoff beards make them look like Wolverine
 
2013-08-01 07:42:31 PM  
Why do you guys even respond to Cheap-snack Jack? His troll is older than most of the memes that show up in these threads. Have some goddamn dignity.
 
2013-08-01 08:18:07 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: TJWitz: Good luck with Kronwall as your #1 D man for the forseeable future.  Watching him completely misplay that game 7 OT goal will never get old.

Says the guy from Iowa.


You are either the biggest meathead sports fan or someone who just can't let something go. Or both. We get it- you think the Wings got robbed- the truth doesn't matter- reality is they didn't win the series or the game. Is it so important that you remind everyone of that in a hockey thread?
 
2013-08-01 09:18:28 PM  

Brokenseas: Not a huge hockey fan and not really a Hawks fan.  But know enough about the sport to say this:

Subby, I'd love to see you try and charge him cab fare to his face.  And then I'd love to see how your face is rearranged after you charged him.


Well played.
 
2013-08-01 09:49:20 PM  
lifeboat:

Ugh...
 
2013-08-01 09:56:41 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Flacman: You are either the biggest meathead sports fan or someone who just can't let something go.

Or maybe I'm just someone who doesn't take the internet nearly as serious as you do.


You find people on Reddit and post their comments into Fark discussions. I for one think you take your internetting very seriously indeed.
 
2013-08-01 10:05:58 PM  
Sorry, but as a Blues fan the guy can sit there clutching a doll while crying and sucking his thumb if he feels so inclined.  The guy has two more cups than my farking franchise will ever have it would seem.
 
2013-08-01 11:00:46 PM  
dont f with dudes from south buffalo.
 
2013-08-02 12:33:44 AM  

Shrugging Atlas: Sorry, but as a Blues fan the guy can sit there clutching a doll while crying and sucking his thumb if he feels so inclined.  The guy has two more cups than my farking franchise will ever have it would seem.


As a hawks fan i can relate (remember the decade before toews and can anyone?) However the blues scare the shiat out of me with all the young talent that is on the cusp of breaking out. I think this upcoming year the blues could break out and get a 5 or 6 spot in the playoffs
 
2013-08-02 12:37:12 AM  

kingflower: Poopcorn Jimmy, The Stanley Cup Champion of Butthurt.


I always thought jimmy cracked corn. It wasnt til i met him in Fark hockey threads that i realized he then would shiat the bed. Rarely does one see as big of a homer whiner as certain corn poppers.
 
2013-08-02 12:57:26 AM  

Sandusky Knows Best: Shrugging Atlas: Sorry, but as a Blues fan the guy can sit there clutching a doll while crying and sucking his thumb if he feels so inclined.  The guy has two more cups than my farking franchise will ever have it would seem.

As a hawks fan i can relate (remember the decade before toews and can anyone?) However the blues scare the shiat out of me with all the young talent that is on the cusp of breaking out. I think this upcoming year the blues could break out and get a 5 or 6 spot in the playoffs


Hahaha.."break out and get a 5 or 6 spot in the playoffs."
 
2013-08-02 01:53:31 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: Flacman: You are either the biggest meathead sports fan or someone who just can't let something go.

Or maybe I'm just someone who doesn't take the internet nearly as serious as you do.


Wah teh fark, do you know where we are right now? This is fark.com- only the most serious bisnessisis goes on here.

And come on guy- you didn't answer the question- meathead or butthurt? Which leads back to the all important question- Is it so important that you remind everyone of that in a hockey thread?

We're dying to know your response.
 
2013-08-02 03:28:39 AM  
And meanwhile, Nicklas Lidstrom had a ruptured testicle and only missed one game. And no, he didn't cry.
 
2013-08-02 07:29:01 AM  
This headline brought to you by Popcorn Johnny

/cry more
//Hawks!
 
2013-08-02 08:31:21 PM  
Meanwhile, your favorite team got beat by said baby. Baby wins.
 
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