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2013-08-01 01:11:56 AM
Message received. We will begin the culling.
 
2013-08-01 12:50:04 PM
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Trippin Balls like me, eh?
 
2013-08-01 12:50:08 PM
There.  I just mashed my palms into the keyboard.  Let's see if that's funnier than the parody threads.

It would have been sooner, but one of the button combos force quit my browser the first time.
 
2013-08-01 12:51:30 PM

theMagni: There.  I just mashed my palms into the keyboard.  Let's see if that's funnier than the parody threads.

It would have been sooner, but one of the button combos force quit my browser the first time.


I thought that FMS had finally gone over the edge.
 
2013-08-01 12:52:39 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: theMagni: There.  I just mashed my palms into the keyboard.  Let's see if that's funnier than the parody threads.

It would have been sooner, but one of the button combos force quit my browser the first time.

I thought that FMS had finally gone over the edge.


That'd end up with a pile of dead hobos on train tracks.
 
2013-08-01 12:52:52 PM
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2013-08-01 12:53:04 PM
True story:

I once drove to Mississippi and pissed into White Bayou.

TOP THAT MOTHER F*CKERS
 
2013-08-01 12:53:35 PM
Oh hell! Am I having another stroke?
 
2013-08-01 12:53:54 PM
SPOON! STOP DRINKING COFFEE RIGHT NOW!
 
2013-08-01 12:53:57 PM
i586.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 12:54:52 PM
farm3.staticflickr.com


Repel them, repel them! Induce them to relinquish the spheroid!
 
2013-08-01 12:56:14 PM
You know what I could go for?

A nice sandwich. Maybe a taco.
 
2013-08-01 12:56:27 PM

daRog: [img.fark.net image 418x455]


Pfft, I've heard that so many times it's lost all meaning.
 
2013-08-01 12:56:33 PM
Are ww talking in minion now!?
 
2013-08-01 12:56:58 PM
True Story: I once got drunk and stoned and peed in mirror lake; it's on the Ohio State University campus.
 
2013-08-01 12:57:00 PM
i586.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 12:58:37 PM

Shakespeare's Monkey: True Story: I once got drunk and stoned and peed in mirror lake; it's on the Ohio State University campus.


Not nearly as cool as pissing into a separate but equal bayou.
 
2013-08-01 12:59:56 PM
Okay, since this thread is about nothing I have a serious question for everyone.

Last week while I was running on my normal route I spotted a couple of guys walking towards me about 40 yards away. As I got closer on of the guys took off his shirt and as I ran by flexed at me in order to show me how small his penis was.

It felt like some sort of weird threat.  Or was it an offer?  I'm not sure...
 
2013-08-01 01:01:12 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: theMagni: There.  I just mashed my palms into the keyboard.  Let's see if that's funnier than the parody threads.

It would have been sooner, but one of the button combos force quit my browser the first time.

I thought that FMS had finally gone over the edge.


I thought someone had done a really bad job of typing, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. "
 
2013-08-01 01:01:13 PM
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2013-08-01 01:02:13 PM
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2013-08-01 01:02:28 PM

bigpete53: Shakespeare's Monkey: True Story: I once got drunk and stoned and peed in mirror lake; it's on the Ohio State University campus.

Not nearly as cool as pissing into a separate but equal bayou.


Or going up to Lake Louise park and peeing on the Great Divide so it goes into two oceans.

/Ha ha, BB King.
 
2013-08-01 01:02:33 PM
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2013-08-01 01:03:11 PM
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2013-08-01 01:03:51 PM

solyhhit: Okay, since this thread is about nothing I have a serious question for everyone.

Last week while I was running on my normal route I spotted a couple of guys walking towards me about 40 yards away. As I got closer on of the guys took off his shirt and as I ran by flexed at me in order to show me how small his penis was.

It felt like some sort of weird threat.  Or was it an offer?  I'm not sure...


Were you running naked?
 
2013-08-01 01:04:23 PM
Well, I got a new travel mug.  I like it.
 
2013-08-01 01:04:44 PM
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2013-08-01 01:05:47 PM
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2013-08-01 01:06:07 PM
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2013-08-01 01:06:11 PM

theMagni: Were you running naked?


Nope. But I suspect I might have a punch-able face.

At least that's what my ex-girl friends always claimed.
 
2013-08-01 01:06:38 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-01 01:06:48 PM

hoots_toot_ochaye: Old_Chief_Scott: theMagni: There.  I just mashed my palms into the keyboard.  Let's see if that's funnier than the parody threads.

It would have been sooner, but one of the button combos force quit my browser the first time.

I thought that FMS had finally gone over the edge.

I thought someone had done a really bad job of typing, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. "


What happened was in the linked thread, a parody of the one about elbowing people out of the way, hockeyfarker said "It would be funnier to just mash your hands into the keyboard".  So I wanted to try it and see.  So far it's not bad, ICW is posting some great GIFs.
 
2013-08-01 01:07:17 PM
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2013-08-01 01:07:55 PM
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2013-08-01 01:08:16 PM

solyhhit: theMagni: Were you running naked?

Nope. But I suspect I might have a punch-able face.

At least that's what my ex-girl friends always claimed.


Maybe he was trying to be ALPHA, BABY! 

ALPHA!
 
2013-08-01 01:08:30 PM
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2013-08-01 01:08:53 PM
I hope they greenlight this thread
 
2013-08-01 01:11:29 PM

James72: I hope they greenlight this thread


That would be freaking epic.  I can't see it happening though.
 
2013-08-01 01:11:41 PM

solyhhit: Okay, since this thread is about nothing I have a serious question for everyone.

Last week while I was running on my normal route I spotted a couple of guys walking towards me about 40 yards away. As I got closer on of the guys took off his shirt and as I ran by flexed at me in order to show me how small his penis was.

It felt like some sort of weird threat.  Or was it an offer?  I'm not sure...


were you on his turf?
 
2013-08-01 01:11:49 PM

theMagni: Maybe he was trying to be ALPHA, BABY!

ALPHA!


Sometimes I feel like I have a 'F*ck with me!' sign on my forehead.  I wonder how many other people on fark feel the same way.
 
2013-08-01 01:12:36 PM

Moderator: Message received. We will begin the culling.


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2013-08-01 01:13:02 PM
PLOO
 
2013-08-01 01:13:31 PM
www.freakinawesomenetwork.net
 
2013-08-01 01:14:59 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-01 01:15:14 PM

rava: were you on his turf?


God, I wonder where the turf for a young, machismo-douchebag would be. They pretty much own the world don't they? I gotta admit, it did make me feel pretty good that I could inspire that kind of hate without as much as saying a word.

I didn't even really notice what he was doing, but I've been seeing a ton of people pushing their chests out lately.

Is it douchebag mating season?
 
2013-08-01 01:15:39 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Moderator: Message received. We will begin the culling.

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2013-08-01 01:15:54 PM

Moderator: Message received. We will begin the culling.


i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 01:16:58 PM

solyhhit: theMagni: Maybe he was trying to be ALPHA, BABY!

ALPHA!

Sometimes I feel like I have a 'F*ck with me!' sign on my forehead.  I wonder how many other people on fark feel the same way.


I think my sign says "DO NOT CHOOSE MAGNUS".
 
2013-08-01 01:17:26 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-01 01:17:57 PM

theMagni: hoots_toot_ochaye: Old_Chief_Scott: theMagni: There.  I just mashed my palms into the keyboard.  Let's see if that's funnier than the parody threads.

It would have been sooner, but one of the button combos force quit my browser the first time.

I thought that FMS had finally gone over the edge.

I thought someone had done a really bad job of typing, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. "

What happened was in the linked thread, a parody of the one about elbowing people out of the way, hockeyfarker said "It would be funnier to just mash your hands into the keyboard".  So I wanted to try it and see.  So far it's not bad, ICW is posting some great GIFs.


Well NOW I know what's going on! SFRHVNWEPIURNVPSADNA everybody!
 
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