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2013-08-01 01:40:51 PM
"...masturbation, which is not appropriate for my child to learn at 11," said Kelly-Ann McMullan-Preiss, 39

He'll be learning about it soon enough, mom.  Go ask dad...
 
2013-08-01 01:46:01 PM
"It's about . . . masturbation, which is not appropriate for my child to learn at 11," said Kelly-Ann McMullan-Preiss, 39

At what age is it appropriate for him to learn it mom? 12? 13? 14? Never?
 
2013-08-01 01:47:39 PM
I was so advanced I didn't need a book. Just the lingerie section of the Sears Catalog.
 
2013-08-01 02:00:05 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I was so advanced I didn't need a book. Just the lingerie section of the Sears Catalog.


Montgomery Wards bra section for me.

/and old National Geographics
//and watching the Solid Gold dancers.
///didn't meant to jerk the spotlight from you
 
2013-08-01 02:00:21 PM
Why did they cancel it?  Were too many flailing at the reading assignments?
 
2013-08-01 02:00:48 PM
Does anyone really need an instruction manual anyway?
 
2013-08-01 02:01:04 PM
12, 12 is the appropriate age (for me, at least).
 
2013-08-01 02:01:20 PM

Charlie Chingas: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I was so advanced I didn't need a book. Just the lingerie section of the Sears Catalog.

Montgomery Wards bra section for me.

/and old National Geographics
//and watching the Solid Gold dancers.
///didn't meant to jerk the spotlight from you


Had my imagination; was more than enough for me.
Was much better in there anyways
 
2013-08-01 02:02:40 PM
All those hyphens in her name look like dicks to me.

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-08-01 02:03:06 PM
When you go pants on head retarded, do you go with clean pants or just whatever you're currently wearing?  I need some tips in case I ever decide to try it out.
 
2013-08-01 02:03:23 PM
I still beat it to subbys mom.
 
2013-08-01 02:03:29 PM
If the good lord didn't want us ' batin,' he'd have given us shorter arms!
 
2013-08-01 02:04:06 PM
Sherman Alexie is a good writer.
 
2013-08-01 02:04:39 PM
farm1.staticflickr.com
Do it right, get a trophy
 
2013-08-01 02:04:53 PM
Wesley Wackoff ad Fiona Fingerself

See Wesley
See Wesley Wackofff
Wackoff, Wesley, Wackoff!
Ok, Wesley. Give it a rest

See Fiona
See Fiona Fingerself
Fingerself, Fiona! Fingerself!
Now this is more like it.
Naw. Honey. Keep going. You can have multiples.
 
2013-08-01 02:05:46 PM
I think this woman will have a heart attack when "Invisible Man" comes up on the reading list.
 
2013-08-01 02:06:04 PM
Then again, maybe I won't.
 
2013-08-01 02:06:38 PM
So that's why God gave us thumbs.  And here I've been ramming my hawg into a bowl of warm mashed potatoes like a sucker.
 
2013-08-01 02:07:21 PM
Oh, I forgot that genitals don't appear until the Age of Consent or 18 depending on state law.

Meanwhile, little Kelly-Ann McMullan-Preiss  had a collection of toys at age 11 that would make the cast of Hair blush.
 
2013-08-01 02:07:30 PM

Carn: When you go pants on head retarded,


There's a Direct TV commercial just waiting for that opening.
 
2013-08-01 02:07:44 PM
FTA: "Sixth-grade students in a New York City borough were reportedly assigned to read a book that touched on masturbation until angered parents got the title removed from the summer reading list."

/snerk
 
2013-08-01 02:07:44 PM

studs up: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 431x639]
Do it right, get a trophy


Is that book only for non-pirates?
 
2013-08-01 02:09:00 PM
I masturbated once.
 
2013-08-01 02:09:37 PM
it is perfect summer reading
frees up a whole lot o' time for the moms
 
2013-08-01 02:09:40 PM
I was doing the masturbation thing by ten. This whole thing is stupid. Masturbation isn't wrong unless you aren't doing it right.

/in short, biatch is stupid
 
2013-08-01 02:10:56 PM
Who needs a book?

Scrambled porn on late night Cinemax and the SPICE channel were more than good enough for me.
 
2013-08-01 02:11:14 PM
My syntax and stuff really sucked there. Jesus.
 
2013-08-01 02:11:20 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: All those hyphens in her name look like dicks to me.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x955]


Man hands...........and against masturbation.
 
2013-08-01 02:11:22 PM
huh.. actually sounds like a pretty damn interesting book... maybe they can just white out the masturbation portions?
 
2013-08-01 02:11:25 PM
Also on the banned list:

www.ardensday.com
 
2013-08-01 02:12:32 PM

kvinesknows: huh.. actually sounds like a pretty damn interesting book... maybe they can just white out the masturbation portions?


racist.
 
2013-08-01 02:15:27 PM

UberDave: "...masturbation, which is not appropriate for my child to learn at 11," said Kelly-Ann McMullan-Preiss, 39

He'll be learning about it soon enough, mom.  Go ask dad...


Why would one ask one's dad how to masturbate?

And why wouldn't he already know by age 11?
 
2013-08-01 02:17:47 PM
No way in hell I'm clicking on a Fox news link.

I read a previous thread on Fark that said they are biased and they don't care about black people.
 
2013-08-01 02:17:53 PM
Kelly-Ann McMullan-Preiss, 39

I found a pic of her.
I looked up "miss Preiss"
 
2013-08-01 02:18:03 PM

kvinesknows: huh.. actually sounds like a pretty damn interesting book... maybe they can just white out the masturbation portions?


Isn't "white out" that what they're afraid will happen?
 
2013-08-01 02:20:31 PM
hmmmm. I must be a late bloomer.... can someone, a Farkette perhaps, explain it to me.... in great detail?
wait 'till I get the tissues
 
2013-08-01 02:21:55 PM
sex is so evil... we should all stop doing it.
 
2013-08-01 02:23:39 PM
Who, who wrote the book?
who wrote the book on self-love?
 
2013-08-01 02:24:40 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: All those hyphens in her name look like dicks to me.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x955]


Seriously, this. Pick a farking name, lady.
 
2013-08-01 02:27:35 PM
cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-08-01 02:29:12 PM
Kids should learn about masturbation and sex like how we did in the old days, stumbling upon a creepy book of line drawings featuring extremely hairy people having sex in all sorts of painful positions.
 
2013-08-01 02:35:01 PM
www.dontmindifido.com

Who needs books when you have internets
 
2013-08-01 02:37:29 PM
I don't know if it matters, but how much of the book, um, "touches on" masturbation?  Is it just that one line, or may the book as well be called "Every Guy Wanks" and found in the self-help section?
 
2013-08-01 02:38:32 PM
There is literally only a single page in the entire book that talks about masturbation.  It's not a "book on masturbation."  It is not like "Fifty Shades of Grey for kids."

I hate you so much, FOX and sow mother.  I can't even tell if you're so horrifyingly stupid you've got three tampons stuck up your ass or just so maliciously evil you don't care how many lies you have to tell to make yourself feel justified.  I bet you masturbate with your own sense of self-righteousness rolled up into a tube and jammed into the appropriate orifice.
 
2013-08-01 02:41:25 PM
www.andrewhumphrey.com
 
2013-08-01 02:56:01 PM
oh sure NOW they print a book
where was this 40 years ago!!!
 
2013-08-01 03:00:38 PM

Walker: " Never?


For the outraged and  the Fox News community...   this is the correct answer.
 
2013-08-01 03:06:01 PM
I'm masturbating without using my thumbs right now, so I'm really getting a kick...
 
2013-08-01 03:08:39 PM

cgraves67: Does anyone really need an instruction manual anyway?


It's more of a handbook.
 
2013-08-01 03:12:35 PM
Masturbation is a touchy area.
 
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