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(Fox News)   Police charge a 12-year old with armed robbery--of a lemonade stand, with a BB gun. Say it was the cutest, most nostalgic felony they've encountered all week   (foxnews.com) divider line 36
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2013-08-01 01:42:16 PM
Boobies
 
2013-08-01 01:44:05 PM
Thanks Oboobies.
 
2013-08-01 01:44:09 PM

troggy: Boobies


Welcome to Fark.

Also, give him the death penalty.
 
2013-08-01 01:44:12 PM
Can we not comment on sponsored links??
 
2013-08-01 01:44:44 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Can we not comment on sponsored links??


Sure, what's on your mind?
 
2013-08-01 01:45:58 PM

Carn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Can we not comment on sponsored links??

Sure, what's on your mind?


I was just gonna say that Elysium looks really good
 
2013-08-01 01:48:30 PM
If he fled in a soapbox racer I would have killed myself, because no story could ever top it.
 
2013-08-01 01:49:24 PM

Carn: troggy: Boobies

Welcome to Fark.

Also, give him the death penalty.


Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Carn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Can we not comment on sponsored links??

Sure, what's on your mind?

I was just gonna say that Elysium looks really good

1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-08-01 01:49:53 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Carn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Can we not comment on sponsored links??

Sure, what's on your mind?

I was just gonna say that Elysium looks really good


I definitely want to see it.  Nice to see a sci-fi movie with a somewhat novel premise.
 
2013-08-01 01:50:47 PM
Where the hell were the parents of this little felon? WTF. They should charge him as an adult. Seriously..The only way something like this happens is when the parents are pieces of crap themselves. Charge him as an adult and make the parents pay 10k in restitution. Then the parents of the kid with the lemonade stand should sue the crap out of the other parents and garnish their wages. Should they be unemployed they can get a Writ of Execution and seize pretty much everything they own that's valuable until the debt is paid off. I'd make those fockers miserable for years..

/rant off
 
2013-08-01 01:52:57 PM
Carn

I've been giving this site ad revenue since the Florida tag was a new thing. Notice the lack of time warp.I've been wanting to do that for over 12 years.

I'm drunk and bored. It made me happy. Boobiesded two threads!
 
2013-08-01 01:53:05 PM

HotWingConspiracy: If he fled in a soapbox racer I would have killed myself, because no story could ever top it.


Sure, play the soapbox race card.
 
2013-08-01 01:56:17 PM
I guess we're lucky the cops didn't shoot somebody's dog while taking down this dangerous felon.
 
2013-08-01 01:56:40 PM
And in 7 years, he too  could be Trayvon Martin.

i1180.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 01:57:21 PM

troggy: Carn

I've been giving this site ad revenue since the Florida tag was a new thing. Notice the lack of time warp.I've been wanting to do that for over 12 years.

I'm drunk and bored. It made me happy. Boobiesded two threads!


In that case I'm pretty sure you're obligated to share some boobies with the class.
 
2013-08-01 01:59:02 PM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-08-01 02:06:34 PM
Nobody?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-01 02:08:49 PM
Bugs Meany's gonna fry
 
2013-08-01 02:12:20 PM
^^^^

Yup, Ralphie broke bad....
 
2013-08-01 02:13:10 PM
i58.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 02:18:10 PM

jtown


Nobody?


Maybe people know the difference between a rifle and a pistol.


Johnstown Sgt. Patrick Goggin says the 12-year-old approached the stand Monday with what appeared to be a handgun in his pocket
 
2013-08-01 02:27:43 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
Are sure it isn't a mobster midget? Or midget mobster. What do they like to be called these days? Little Felonious People?
 
2013-08-01 02:32:14 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: jtown

Nobody?


Maybe people know the difference between a rifle and a pistol.


Johnstown Sgt. Patrick Goggin says the 12-year-old approached the stand Monday with what appeared to be a handgun in his pocket


Is that a gun in your pocket..........?? Maybe the kid had a hard on for lemon aide. He is twelve, after all.
 
2013-08-01 02:38:00 PM
Was it this kid?
i1.ytimg.com

I hope the pony wasn't injured.
 
2013-08-01 02:38:07 PM
Looks like this career criminal is starting out early.
 
2013-08-01 02:47:15 PM
I'm surprised Fox News hasn't speculated over the race of the children.
 
2013-08-01 02:49:35 PM

God--: Where the hell were the parents of this little felon? WTF. They should charge him as an adult. Seriously..The only way something like this happens is when the parents are pieces of crap themselves. Charge him as an adult and make the parents pay 10k in restitution. Then the parents of the kid with the lemonade stand should sue the crap out of the other parents and garnish their wages. Should they be unemployed they can get a Writ of Execution and seize pretty much everything they own that's valuable until the debt is paid off. I'd make those fockers miserable for years..

/rant off


jeez God, take a midol.
//seventh day. Rest and all that.
 
2013-08-01 03:30:11 PM
They just forgot to pay their protection money.

image.guardian.co.uk
 
2013-08-01 03:38:44 PM
TRUE, where were the parents?
Dad should royally slap that kid silly.

I think TV is much to blame as well.
 
2013-08-01 03:39:22 PM
OH WAIT I bet dad's in prison.
 
2013-08-01 03:49:12 PM

puddleonfire: OH WAIT I bet dad's in prison.


derp
 
2013-08-01 05:07:54 PM

ManateeGag: I'm surprised Fox News hasn't speculated over the race of the children.


He robbed a lemonade stand, not a _________ stand
 
2013-08-01 05:39:43 PM

God--: Where the hell were the parents of this little felon?


God has never been to Johnstown, I guess. Don't you remember flooding it, and why? Please do so again, at least every three weeks.

Thanks, America.
 
2013-08-01 07:31:31 PM
Sounds like the perp will be a regular here.
 
2013-08-01 07:38:54 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom:
I was just gonna say that Elysium looks really good

It seems heavenly.

Also, get an ad-blocker so you don't see those crappy sponsored links.
 
2013-08-01 07:48:48 PM
I pulled into the regular pump
I was feelin' quite at ease
I rolled down my window and told the man, "Fifty cents worth please"
Then out jumped my partner with his trusty pellet gun
He said, "Boy this is a holdup, keep 'a pumpin' and don't run"
 
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