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(WISN Milwaukee)   Overkill: 13 armed to the teeth agents raid a Wisconsin animal shelter for a baby deer, tag it and bag it   (wisn.com) divider line 76
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2013-08-01 12:51:38 PM  
Top of the list of government programs to defund.
 
2013-08-01 01:05:09 PM  
This sounds about right for the DNR.

/just rules, no rights
 
2013-08-01 01:06:03 PM  
sell it to the butcher in the store
 
2013-08-01 01:06:16 PM  
Sell it to the butcher in the store?
 
2013-08-01 01:06:53 PM  
Darn you, busy chillin'.  Darn you all to heck.
 
2013-08-01 01:07:35 PM  
Do they have a different name then veal if it's a deer?
 
2013-08-01 01:08:01 PM  
I'm sure it was coming right for them.....
 
2013-08-01 01:08:24 PM  
Militarization of law enforcement.  Get used to it.
 
2013-08-01 01:08:31 PM  
one dnr agent a truck and a trailer that all they needed for this.
 
2013-08-01 01:09:27 PM  
...and the reason we shouldn't cut the funding to this good squad is?
 
2013-08-01 01:10:01 PM  
You killed Giggles. Now you must die.

Bambi's Revenge. This time it's personal.
 
2013-08-01 01:10:11 PM  
Isn't it more sporting to get deer that isn't in a shelter?
 
2013-08-01 01:10:19 PM  
The warden drafted an affidavit for the search warrant, complete with aerial photos in which he described getting himself into a position where he was able to see the fawn going in and out of the barn.

WI is a small government teabag state now, how do the derptards square this with their politics?
 
2013-08-01 01:10:47 PM  
l.wigflip.com
 
2013-08-01 01:11:30 PM  

timujin: Top of the list of government programs to defund.


This^^
 
2013-08-01 01:13:27 PM  
The WI DNR are an authority unto their own and they also suck.

Also, baby fawn?  Redundant day?
 
2013-08-01 01:14:15 PM  
They aren't going to file charges against the bastards who kept a deer illegally. They should be grateful.
 
2013-08-01 01:14:46 PM  
profs.wisc.edu
 
2013-08-01 01:15:02 PM  
thats stupid, they probably ate it afterwards...
 
2013-08-01 01:17:20 PM  
It's better that one innocent fawn die, than an animal shelter forget who runs Bartertown.
 
2013-08-01 01:17:23 PM  

Iron Felix: Militarization of law enforcement.  Get used to it.


More likely I'll just keep puking.
 
2013-08-01 01:18:07 PM  
"If a sheriff's department is going in to do a search warrant on a drug bust, they don't call them and ask them to voluntarily surrender their marijuana or whatever drug that they have before they show up," Niemeyer said,

i.imgur.com
Kill yourself.
 
2013-08-01 01:18:19 PM  
Nice f*cking work, America.
 
2013-08-01 01:18:59 PM  

George Babbitt: Do they have a different name then veal if it's a deer?


In Norway, it's called veal substitute
 
2013-08-01 01:26:03 PM  
What? They couldn't send in one of bomb robot thingies first?
 
2013-08-01 01:28:57 PM  
"If a sheriff's department is going in to do a search warrant on a drug bust, they don't call them and ask them to voluntarily surrender their marijuana or whatever drug that they have before they show up," Niemeyer said,

Becasue a Deer is just like drugs.

Also way to go on getting the air intel boys, I am sure that was way more cost effecient than rolling over and talking to them.

SOmebody shoudl be fired for this.
 
2013-08-01 01:29:00 PM  
Sleep well citizens of Wisconsin. Now you know ALL deer, no matter what age, sex or creed have a watchful eye looking over them. But sorry, we can't arrest the neighbor kid that siphoned all the gas out of your SUV, because we didn't see him do it ourselves.
 
2013-08-01 01:30:16 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: The warden drafted an affidavit for the search warrant, complete with aerial photos in which he described getting himself into a position where he was able to see the fawn going in and out of the barn.

WI is a small government teabag state now, how do the derptards square this with their politics?


That deer was a member of the Muslim Brotherhood.

Study it out.
 
2013-08-01 01:33:53 PM  
What a-hole reported the deer to the DNR in the first place?
 
2013-08-01 01:34:30 PM  
Alice's restaurant lightly weeps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM
 
2013-08-01 01:34:41 PM  
Police...state.
 
2013-08-01 01:35:27 PM  
It's like a mixture of Cross Creek, Old Yeller, and E. T.
 
2013-08-01 01:35:31 PM  
http://www.coremedia.com/2003/richtext-1.0">"Could you have made a phone call before showing up, I mean, that's a lot of resources," WISN 12 News investigative reporter Colleen Henry asked.

If a sheriff's department is going in to do a search warrant on a drug bust, they don't call them and ask them to voluntarily surrender their marijuana or whatever drug that they have before they show up," Niemeyer said,


yeah, well he always was a bit of a dick:
benjaminday.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-01 01:35:33 PM  

sheep snorter: Alice's restaurant lightly weeps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM


Is it Thanksgiving already?
 
2013-08-01 01:37:01 PM  
I was just two feet from a deer a few minutes ago so I'm getting a kick. .

/motorcycles and deer are a bad combo
 
2013-08-01 01:38:52 PM  
The people that took the fawn and the shelter are stupid as shiat too. Mother deer will leave the fawn while they get food.
 
2013-08-01 01:38:59 PM  
I'm so glad DNR is outfitted like combat troops.    I was hoping they had pics of thier armored car.

But,  we should all leave wild animals in the woods.   We know that.    Mainly because hunters need that fawn in the woods and wild this fall when it is time to shoot it.   Mmmm... backstraps small enough to fit in a hot dog bun.


/truly militarization of law enforcement.
//Overkill: 13 armed to the teeth agents
 
2013-08-01 01:40:30 PM  
It appears that Wisconsin DNR has been talking to Virginia ABC.
 
2013-08-01 01:41:15 PM  
Bambi meets Godzilla...
 
2013-08-01 01:43:10 PM  
Wisconsin's DNR sucks. The woman in charge of it (put there by Gov. Fetal Alcoholface) is a former Republican state senator and real estate developer who had previously complained about the DNR being anti-business and "pro-garter snake." She's an idiot and a Walker hack, but I repeat myself.
 
2013-08-01 01:47:58 PM  
Hey now, leave them alone! They probably needed the 13 DNR agents in order to get their collective IQ up to 100 so that they could actually form a coherent thought.
 
2013-08-01 01:49:06 PM  

clancifer: [profs.wisc.edu image 800x607]


Heh, I posted a Walker pic in a different thread today.
 
2013-08-01 01:54:46 PM  
i309.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 01:56:08 PM  
Puts on tin foil hat. Another practice run to condition us to absolute authority. Soon it will be our pets, then our neighbors, then us.
Takes off tin foil hat. Nahh, never in a million years.
 
2013-08-01 02:04:04 PM  
DNR officers also helped police arrest the singers at the capitol who were there without a permit. Because singing old Pete Seeger songs without a permit is serious business, like having a fawn at an animal shelter.
 
2013-08-01 02:07:15 PM  
"Just doing my job."
 
2013-08-01 02:21:37 PM  

5monkeys: They aren't going to file charges against the bastards who kept a deer illegally. They should be grateful.


I'm pretty sure the shelter would have preferred a fine to what actually occurred.
 
2013-08-01 02:23:56 PM  
You kill Bambi's MOM, not Bambi, you dicks. Can't even make it through a Disney movie? And it was in the beginning of the movie. Wtf dnr?
 
2013-08-01 02:26:21 PM  

megarian: You kill Bambi's MOM, not Bambi, you dicks. Can't even make it through a Disney movie? And it was in the beginning of the movie. Wtf dnr?


YOLO
 
2013-08-01 02:27:05 PM  
Being the biggest crime of the last 50 years. . .
 
2013-08-01 02:28:08 PM  

blatz514: megarian: You kill Bambi's MOM, not Bambi, you dicks. Can't even make it through a Disney movie? And it was in the beginning of the movie. Wtf dnr?

YOLO


#DNRRULZ #lolz #pewpewpew
 
2013-08-01 02:28:23 PM  
Can't imagine where the anti-government sentiment is coming from.
 
2013-08-01 02:29:11 PM  
"If a sheriff's department is going in to do a search warrant on a drug bust, they don't call them and ask them to voluntarily surrender their marijuana or whatever drug that they have before they show up," Niemeyer said...

Yea, and the smarter people among us have a problem with that too.

Jennifer Niemeyer needs to go soak her head in a bucket of ice.
 
2013-08-01 02:32:41 PM  

megarian: blatz514: megarian: You kill Bambi's MOM, not Bambi, you dicks. Can't even make it through a Disney movie? And it was in the beginning of the movie. Wtf dnr?

YOLO

#DNRRULZ #lolz #pewpewpew


I was fine until #pewpewpew

BRB, gotta get some paper towels.
 
2013-08-01 02:45:04 PM  
HotWingConspiracy: "how do the derptards square this with their politics?"

Didn't Walker want to sell off public lands to private companies to 'maintain'?
If you take that view, the fawn starts to look like stolen (future) property.
And you know you have to come down hard on those kinds of unrepentant criminals (DFH). As a deterrent.

If they don't carefully guard that value, what corporation in their right mind would take possession and charge the shiat out of Wisconsin-ites to shoot/hunt/fish on that land?
 
2013-08-01 03:18:04 PM  
Iron Felix


Militarization of law enforcement. Get used to it.

^ This. We are a slave state now. Nothing more.
 
2013-08-01 03:18:45 PM  
"If a sheriff's department is going in to do a search warrant on a drug bust, they don't call them and ask them to voluntarily surrender their marijuana or whatever drug that they have before they show up," Niemeyer said,

Really?

REALLY?!

/that b*itch is a psychopath who burned kittens alive as a child.
 
2013-08-01 03:29:45 PM  

Intrepid00: The people that took the fawn and the shelter are stupid as shiat too. Mother deer will leave the fawn while they get food.


This.

Well meaning, but ignorant folks will "rescue" any stray wild baby animal that they see on the assumption that it's been abandoned by the mother. Unless it's in obvious danger, it should be left alone and since it now has the smell of human on it, it almost certainly will be abandoned by the mother.
 
2013-08-01 03:37:40 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: The warden drafted an affidavit for the search warrant, complete with aerial photos in which he described getting himself into a position where he was able to see the fawn going in and out of the barn.

WI is a small government teabag state now, how do the derptards square this with their politics?



No, no. This also involves firearms so it's all okay.

The second amendment outweighs ALL other considerations and any other "rights" you might think you have, citizen.
 
2013-08-01 03:44:04 PM  

Kozmopoliskepticalopsis: No, no. This also involves firearms so it's all okay.


Half of them spend an an inordinate amount of time jackin' it to absurd fantasies of "fighting back" against this sort of thing, though.
 
2013-08-01 03:56:35 PM  

offmymeds: Intrepid00: The people that took the fawn and the shelter are stupid as shiat too. Mother deer will leave the fawn while they get food.

This.

Well meaning, but ignorant folks will "rescue" any stray wild baby animal that they see on the assumption that it's been abandoned by the mother. Unless it's in obvious danger, it should be left alone and since it now has the smell of human on it, it almost certainly will be abandoned by the mother.


Right, but once the family brought the fawn to the shelter, there wasn't much the shelter could do about that.

On a separate note, how much of a douche does a person have to be to kill a fawn that was going to be sent to a wildlife refuge THE NEXT DAY. That's basically just killing a baby animal for fun.
 
2013-08-01 03:56:44 PM  

Magorn: http://www.coremedia.com/2003/richtext-1.0">"Could you have made a phone call before showing up, I mean, that's a lot of resources," WISN 12 News investigative reporter Colleen Henry asked.

If a sheriff's department is going in to do a search warrant on a drug bust, they don't call them and ask them to voluntarily surrender their marijuana or whatever drug that they have before they show up," Niemeyer said,

yeah, well he always was a bit of a dick:


He actually lived in Wisconsin until recently. Owned a restaurant here I believe (Mark Metcalf)
 
2013-08-01 04:08:49 PM  

skozlaw: Kozmopoliskepticalopsis: No, no. This also involves firearms so it's all okay.

Half of them spend an an inordinate amount of time jackin' it to absurd fantasies of "fighting back" against this sort of thing, though.


I suspect your average derptard, despite their anti-government rhetoric, actually worships authority, especially if it wears a uniform.  Derptards only hate the government they see at the DMV or other bureaucratic alphabet agencies staffed by mere civil servants.  If the government they encounter wears a uniform then they say "yes sir" and "no sir".

Deprtards don't own guns to "stand up to authority" so much as they do for the "authority" it confers upon them when they can wave it in some unarmed person's face and make them comply with their wishes.  That's what they really believe the second amendment is all about.
 
2013-08-01 04:54:07 PM  

clancifer: [profs.wisc.edu image 800x607]


Soooo punchable.  Glad I escaped and made roots elsewhere.
 
2013-08-01 05:00:33 PM  

Truther: He actually lived in Wisconsin until recently. Owned a restaurant here I believe (Mark Metcalf)


Per his Wiki he also made sexy time with Princess Leia!
 
2013-08-01 05:17:28 PM  
These numbnuts are raiding a shed in the 'Nosh but heaven forbid they stop CWD from going north and west of Sauk County. That would require real work and planning!
 
2013-08-01 06:42:10 PM  
Why is it when the cops get a chance to kill something, so many show up itching for the opportunity? It seems like we've got all the wrong people as cops.
 
2013-08-01 06:45:06 PM  
"The warden drafted an affidavit for the search warrant, complete with aerial photos in which he described getting himself into a position where he was able to see the fawn going in and out of the barn. "


Aerial photos?
Staking out the place?
All for a baby deer that was going to a shelter in Illinois the very next day?
Jesus, these guys are are an embarrassment and a Darwin award waiting to happen.
Guns, must be taken away from them immediately before they Barney Fife themselves and shoot each other in the foot.
 
2013-08-01 06:57:02 PM  

Kozmopoliskepticalopsis: I suspect your average derptard, despite their anti-government rhetoric, actually worships authority, especially if it wears a uniform.  Derptards only hate the government they see at the DMV or other bureaucratic alphabet agencies staffed by mere civil servants.  If the government they encounter wears a uniform then they say "yes sir" and "no sir".


"People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them." --  Eric Hoffer
 
2013-08-01 07:21:05 PM  

Popo Bawa: Guns, must be taken away from them immediately before they Barney Fife themselves and shoot each other in the foot.


Fark you, man. These guys are like real life superheros. They are gonna get so much pussy.

/ wait... that's not right...
// "These guys are such huge pussies". That's better.
 
2013-08-01 07:53:58 PM  
I actually worked at the shelter. Fark them. They still owe me over a thousand bucks.
 
2013-08-02 09:51:40 AM  

Popo Bawa: "The warden drafted an affidavit for the search warrant, complete with aerial photos in which he described getting himself into a position where he was able to see the fawn going in and out of the barn. "


Aerial photos?
Staking out the place?
All for a baby deer that was going to a shelter in Illinois the very next day?
Jesus, these guys are are an embarrassment and a Darwin award waiting to happen.
Guns, must be taken away from them immediately before they Barney Fife themselves and shoot each other in the foot.


They learned their lesson.  After those state congress-critters ran and hid in IL they aren't letting ANYONE escape to the better state to the south.
 
2013-08-02 01:17:43 PM  

Kozmopoliskepticalopsis: skozlaw: Kozmopoliskepticalopsis: No, no. This also involves firearms so it's all okay.

Half of them spend an an inordinate amount of time jackin' it to absurd fantasies of "fighting back" against this sort of thing, though.

I suspect your average derptard, despite their anti-government rhetoric, actually worships authority, especially if it wears a uniform.  Derptards only hate the government they see at the DMV or other bureaucratic alphabet agencies staffed by mere civil servants.  If the government they encounter wears a uniform then they say "yes sir" and "no sir".

Deprtards don't own guns to "stand up to authority" so much as they do for the "authority" it confers upon them when they can wave it in some unarmed person's face and make them comply with their wishes.  That's what they really believe the second amendment is all about.


You are dumb.
 
2013-08-02 05:37:51 PM  
THIS is why people rightly fear government power.

They made laws that you cant raise wild life in your back yard that made sense.

They made laws that you cant poach deer that made sense.

They made laws that you cant harass wild life that made sense.

Then the government took that authority and did stupid shiat like this.
 
2013-08-02 05:39:55 PM  

pdee: THIS is why people rightly fear government power.

They made laws that you cant raise wild life in your back yard that made sense.

They made laws that you cant poach deer that made sense.

They made laws that you cant harass wild life that made sense.

Then the government took that authority and did stupid shiat like this.


And the anonymous tipsters should be made to bury the dead Bambi by hand to learn their lesson.
 
2013-08-02 09:41:49 PM  
Afterwards.....DNR takes new count of deer population in WI.  One!

Walker promises he will create 250,000 deer in his first term.
 
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