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(Patch)   If a 34-year-old high school math teacher, who's about a 5, sends 33 text messages to one 17-year-old former student and 39 Facebook messages to an 18-year-old former student, how many months in jail will he get?   (gloucestertownship.patch.com) divider line 9
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2013-08-01 12:39:29 PM  
4 votes:
Cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it can't be split then its time to stop,
and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,
and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.
and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....

It's New Math
2013-08-01 03:20:34 PM  
1 votes:
how many months in jail will he get?

the answer is, of course, ALL.  ALL the months.
2013-08-01 01:42:35 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-08-01 01:09:03 PM  
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: My SIL is a teacher, and she refuses to accept any friendships of her students on her FB.  She's not crazy like this guy, but she's smart enough to know that anything she posts could be scrutinized by her employers.


Got any pics?
2013-08-01 01:02:59 PM  
1 votes:
Trick question. It depends what numbers the girls were.
2013-08-01 12:54:03 PM  
1 votes:

kvinesknows: a 5?  seriously.. thats all you think he is subby?
sheeesh.. he is at least a 7...


on the creepy scale.
2013-08-01 12:49:38 PM  
1 votes:
I got this.... I GOT THIS!!!

I love word problems......

34 goes in to 17 or 18 (reads problem...."Neither student met with Clune, police report.")......ZERO TIMES!!!

/loser.
2013-08-01 12:48:26 PM  
1 votes:
I do love myself a word problem headline that goes dark.
2013-08-01 12:48:09 PM  
1 votes:
If a woman (or girl) doesn't agree to meet up after 39 farking attempts on your part, rent a whore and put her in party dress, Jesus Christ.
 
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