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(Patch)   If a 34-year-old high school math teacher, who's about a 5, sends 33 text messages to one 17-year-old former student and 39 Facebook messages to an 18-year-old former student, how many months in jail will he get?   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Facebook Messages, Facebook, students, jail  
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10711 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Aug 2013 at 12:44 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-01 12:49:30 PM  
2 votes:

AngryDragon: FORMER students?  The answer is zero.

Oh wait.  MALE teacher?  BURN HIM!!

2013-08-01 02:55:18 PM  
1 vote:
If he's ugly, put him away. Sexual harassment is when someone you are not attracted to hits on you. I'm sure if the teacher had looked like Brad Pitt, there would not have been a problem.
2013-08-01 01:34:52 PM  
1 vote:
First, how did he get their phone numbers?

Second, the law worked perfectly.  He should have a restraining order from them, but unless those text messages have a "please stop texting me" message hidden within them, he should be free to live his life.

Third, when did it become a crime to ask out an 18yr old?
2013-08-01 01:33:00 PM  
1 vote:
Well, a female teacher had a student's baby and got 1-year. So a male teacher sending some text messages will get... 5 years.
2013-08-01 12:56:08 PM  
1 vote:
Is wanting to fark an 18 year old a crime?
2013-08-01 12:50:40 PM  
1 vote:
1 month maximum, under New Jersey's sentencing statute for "petty disorderly conduct", which harassment is defined as.
2013-08-01 12:49:38 PM  
1 vote:
I got this.... I GOT THIS!!!

I love word problems......

34 goes in to 17 or 18 (reads problem...."Neither student met with Clune, police report.")......ZERO TIMES!!!

2013-08-01 12:48:09 PM  
1 vote:
If a woman (or girl) doesn't agree to meet up after 39 farking attempts on your part, rent a whore and put her in party dress, Jesus Christ.
2013-08-01 12:47:10 PM  
1 vote:
FORMER students?  The answer is zero.
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