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(Patch)   If a 34-year-old high school math teacher, who's about a 5, sends 33 text messages to one 17-year-old former student and 39 Facebook messages to an 18-year-old former student, how many months in jail will he get?   (gloucestertownship.patch.com) divider line 66
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2013-08-01 02:08:24 PM
will roll into Grand Central Terminal about 5:15
 
2013-08-01 02:13:19 PM
To solve the riddle: I skimmed subby's headline for the key term "he" or "she".

If "he": At least 5 years.

If "she": No jail time.   + Niiice....
 
2013-08-01 02:17:50 PM

AngryDragon: neversubmit: It is not the girls age that is the problem, he betrayed a position of trust. The students are not sex toys for school employees, the students are there for an education, not molestation.

Former students.


I mean.. the pay sucks.  One of the benefits outta be lining up some primo trim for later down the line.  +5 years later in College and - whammo!
 
2013-08-01 02:27:08 PM

Alphakronik: First, how did he get their phone numbers?

Second, the law worked perfectly.  He should have a restraining order from them, but unless those text messages have a "please stop texting me" message hidden within them, he should be free to live his life.

Third, when did it become a crime to ask out an 18yr old?


As soon as their father thought about his little angel playing tonsil hockey with Mr. Winkey.  Or worse, Brother Winkey.
 
2013-08-01 02:44:18 PM
He? That's a hanging.
 
2013-08-01 02:55:18 PM
If he's ugly, put him away. Sexual harassment is when someone you are not attracted to hits on you. I'm sure if the teacher had looked like Brad Pitt, there would not have been a problem.
 
2013-08-01 03:03:07 PM

AngryDragon: Alphakronik: First, how did he get their phone numbers?

Second, the law worked perfectly.  He should have a restraining order from them, but unless those text messages have a "please stop texting me" message hidden within them, he should be free to live his life.

Third, when did it become a crime to ask out an 18yr old?

As soon as their father thought about his little angel playing tonsil hockey with Mr. Winkey.  Or worse, Brother Winkey.


As a father of three daughters, I don't fully understand the entire "blame the guy" thing.  If my daughters gave their number to a 34 yr old, I'd find myself blaming myself for not raising them right.

Now, if the guy got their number through any other method, I might just go ballistic on him.
 
2013-08-01 03:20:34 PM
how many months in jail will he get?

the answer is, of course, ALL.  ALL the months.
 
2013-08-01 03:38:46 PM

Nana's Vibrator: skinink: If it were a woman doing this: convicted and sentenced to probation and have to register as a sex offender (maybe).

If it's a guy like in this article: they will throw the book at him and he'll get serious jail time plus the strictest parole guidelines.


The oppressed white male in me says a female teacher who texted 2 males students and actually has sex with them would get less time than the guy who only sent text messages.  In reality, a bunch of stupid drunken text messages will get him fired (done) and probation and he now has a new career as a laborer.  I guess we'll have to wait and see.


They weren't students. They were ex students.
 
2013-08-01 04:51:13 PM

WayneKerr: It's just not polite to rate men on the same scale as we rate women.


THIS!!!  It objectifies men!

/says a '3'
//that's on the hotness scale
///and the Wang-length scale
 
2013-08-01 05:09:22 PM

jbossy: FTFA:
"Clune has taught at Timber Creek for eight years, and taught five classes, according to state records. His last listed salary is $53,358. He was Timber Creek's head baseball coach in 2013 "

2 things: 1. why list his wage? 2. Why is this so low for a teacher and head baseball coach? (despite the obvious answer after looking at the pic, that he's creepy!)


after 8 years that isnt that bad in public school

places around here start 32-35k and work up slowly until you get your masters credits, and even then it takes a few more years until the big increases hit >$1000 a year
 
2013-08-01 05:10:30 PM
None. They did not meet with him and apparently he stopped asking one on the 6th and the other on the 8th so it does not seem to be an ongoing harassment. They were both former students and of the age of consent. Granted he asked a great deal, but it is hardly harassment when it is done over some media and not in person over a short time frame.
 
2013-08-01 06:53:57 PM

Gig103: Well, a female teacher had a student's baby and got 1-year. So a male teacher sending some text messages will get... 5 years.


And the student will have to pay child support.  This is out of control
 
2013-08-01 09:46:31 PM
- Be handsome

- Be attractive

- Don't be unattractive
 
2013-08-02 11:16:48 AM
Well, the teacher is male, so my guess is 33/17 + 39/18 = ~4 years.
 
2013-08-02 01:50:15 PM

ecl: Got any pics?


Happen to have the original:

i439.photobucket.com
 
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