AngryDragon: FORMER students? The answer is zero.
kvinesknows: a 5? seriously.. thats all you think he is subby?sheeesh.. he is at least a 7...
scottydoesntknow: Cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it can't be split then its time to stop,and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....It's New Math
ChipNASA: I got this.... I GOT THIS!!!I love word problems......34 goes in to 17 or 18 (reads problem...."Neither student met with Clune, police report.")......ZERO TIMES!!!/loser.
busy chillin': ChipNASA: I got this.... I GOT THIS!!!I love word problems......34 goes in to 17 or 18 (reads problem...."Neither student met with Clune, police report.")......ZERO TIMES!!!/loser.The problem is when 34 does go into 17./maybe that was your joke. I have no idea.
usttsdw: I fail to see a problem with messaging the 18 year old.I'll guess 1 year per message sent to the 17yr old./take a hint dude.
skinink: If it were a woman doing this: convicted and sentenced to probation and have to register as a sex offender (maybe).If it's a guy like in this article: they will throw the book at him and he'll get serious jail time plus the strictest parole guidelines.
LeroyBourne: My SIL is a teacher, and she refuses to accept any friendships of her students on her FB. She's not crazy like this guy, but she's smart enough to know that anything she posts could be scrutinized by her employers.
Knucklepopper: If a woman (or girl) doesn't agree to meet up after 39 farking attempts on your part, rent a whore and put her in party dress, Jesus Christ.
DarwiOdrade: Not defending the guy, but 17 is old enough to consent in NJ. I don't know how it works for harassment, though
neversubmit: It is not the girls age that is the problem, he betrayed a position of trust. The students are not sex toys for school employees, the students are there for an education, not molestation.
Slartibartfaster: DarwiOdrade: Not defending the guy, but 17 is old enough to consent in NJ. I don't know how it works for harassment, thoughnot if you are a teacher// 17 or 18 is at least enough to say he aint a pedo, just a creep
Knucklepopper: If a woman (or girl) doesn't agree to meet up after 39 farking attempts on your part, rent a whore and put her in party dress
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