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(Patch)   If a 34-year-old high school math teacher, who's about a 5, sends 33 text messages to one 17-year-old former student and 39 Facebook messages to an 18-year-old former student, how many months in jail will he get?   (gloucestertownship.patch.com) divider line 66
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2013-08-01 12:39:29 PM
Cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it can't be split then its time to stop,
and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,
and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.
and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....

It's New Math
 
2013-08-01 12:42:31 PM
Answer:

STRING HIM UP! ABUSE OF POWER! DEATH IS NO GOOD!

Translation: as many years as legally possible
 
2013-08-01 12:46:15 PM
None, one is legal one close to, now will read article...be back!
 
2013-08-01 12:46:31 PM
Triangle!

I suck at math
 
2013-08-01 12:47:10 PM
FORMER students?  The answer is zero.
 
2013-08-01 12:48:09 PM
If a woman (or girl) doesn't agree to meet up after 39 farking attempts on your part, rent a whore and put her in party dress, Jesus Christ.
 
2013-08-01 12:48:26 PM
I do love myself a word problem headline that goes dark.
 
2013-08-01 12:48:52 PM
If it were a woman doing this: convicted and sentenced to probation and have to register as a sex offender (maybe).

If it's a guy like in this article: they will throw the book at him and he'll get serious jail time plus the strictest parole guidelines.
 
2013-08-01 12:48:55 PM
Male teacher? Oh, he's screwed (both figuratively now and literally later on).

/might deserve it
//really depends on what he sent
 
2013-08-01 12:49:30 PM

AngryDragon: FORMER students?  The answer is zero.


Oh wait.  MALE teacher?  BURN HIM!!

FTFM
 
2013-08-01 12:49:38 PM
I got this.... I GOT THIS!!!

I love word problems......

34 goes in to 17 or 18 (reads problem...."Neither student met with Clune, police report.")......ZERO TIMES!!!

/loser.
 
2013-08-01 12:50:40 PM
1 month maximum, under New Jersey's sentencing statute for "petty disorderly conduct", which harassment is defined as.
 
2013-08-01 12:51:02 PM
I fail to see a problem with messaging the 18 year old.

I'll guess 1 year per message sent to the 17yr old.

/take a hint dude.
 
2013-08-01 12:51:09 PM
Lol they didn't write about the contents did they.  I wonder what inappropriate was.  Telling them they are jerks cause they are texting on their phone all the time?
 
2013-08-01 12:52:23 PM
a 5?  seriously.. thats all you think he is subby?
sheeesh.. he is at least a 7
 
2013-08-01 12:53:08 PM
Don't think he should go to jail, but if he cant control himself he shouldnt be around kids.
 
2013-08-01 12:53:16 PM
FTFA:
"Clune has taught at Timber Creek for eight years, and taught five classes, according to state records. His last listed salary is $53,358. He was Timber Creek's head baseball coach in 2013 "

2 things: 1. why list his wage? 2. Why is this so low for a teacher and head baseball coach? (despite the obvious answer after looking at the pic, that he's creepy!)
 
2013-08-01 12:54:03 PM

kvinesknows: a 5?  seriously.. thats all you think he is subby?
sheeesh.. he is at least a 7...


on the creepy scale.
 
2013-08-01 12:55:12 PM

scottydoesntknow: Cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it can't be split then its time to stop,
and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,
and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.
and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....

It's New Math


At least link to a good song.

New Math
 
2013-08-01 12:55:48 PM
Gloucester Township Police say a 17-year-old Timber Creek graduate received 33 text messages from Clune July 4-8, and that Clune was attempting to meet with the teen socially.
Clune also sent 39 Facebook messages to an 18-year-old July 4-6, also attempting to meet with her, Gloucester Township Police report.


Neither student met with Clune, police report.

Worst sexual predator Ever.
 
2013-08-01 12:56:08 PM
Is wanting to fark an 18 year old a crime?
 
2013-08-01 12:56:09 PM
I never had a high school teacher's cell number - but there were a few teachers (some male some female) that junior/senior year offered us their home number for help on assignments.   it was useful a few times - but now i'm wondering if it was a ploy to see who'd call...and what would happen.
 
2013-08-01 12:56:42 PM

ChipNASA: I got this.... I GOT THIS!!!

I love word problems......

34 goes in to 17 or 18 (reads problem...."Neither student met with Clune, police report.")......ZERO TIMES!!!

/loser.


The problem is when 34 does go into 17.

/maybe that was your joke. I have no idea.
 
2013-08-01 12:57:50 PM
You said "he", and I lost interest.
 
2013-08-01 12:59:22 PM

busy chillin': ChipNASA: I got this.... I GOT THIS!!!

I love word problems......

34 goes in to 17 or 18 (reads problem...."Neither student met with Clune, police report.")......ZERO TIMES!!!

/loser.

The problem is when 34 does go into 17.

/maybe that was your joke. I have no idea.


Yeah but the math here is that he totally failed. He failed at failing!!!
 
2013-08-01 12:59:40 PM

usttsdw: I fail to see a problem with messaging the 18 year old.

I'll guess 1 year per message sent to the 17yr old.

/take a hint dude.


Not defending the guy, but 17 is old enough to consent in NJ. I don't know how it works for harassment, though.
 
2013-08-01 01:02:53 PM
I get back from a two month vacation and find math, math, and more math on FARK.
WTF? Did everyone get educated all of a sudden?
 
2013-08-01 01:02:59 PM
Trick question. It depends what numbers the girls were.
 
2013-08-01 01:03:35 PM
My SIL is a teacher, and she refuses to accept any friendships of her students on her FB.  She's not crazy like this guy, but she's smart enough to know that anything she posts could be scrutinized by her employers.
 
2013-08-01 01:04:24 PM

skinink: If it were a woman doing this: convicted and sentenced to probation and have to register as a sex offender (maybe).

If it's a guy like in this article: they will throw the book at him and he'll get serious jail time plus the strictest parole guidelines.



The oppressed white male in me says a female teacher who texted 2 males students and actually has sex with them would get less time than the guy who only sent text messages.  In reality, a bunch of stupid drunken text messages will get him fired (done) and probation and he now has a new career as a laborer.  I guess we'll have to wait and see.
 
ecl
2013-08-01 01:09:03 PM

LeroyBourne: My SIL is a teacher, and she refuses to accept any friendships of her students on her FB.  She's not crazy like this guy, but she's smart enough to know that anything she posts could be scrutinized by her employers.


Got any pics?
 
2013-08-01 01:10:04 PM
male teacher = 20 years
Female Teacher = 20 months
 
2013-08-01 01:10:05 PM
It is not the girls age that is the problem, he betrayed a position of trust. The students are not sex toys for school employees, the students are there for an education, not molestation.
 
2013-08-01 01:11:12 PM

Knucklepopper: If a woman (or girl) doesn't agree to meet up after 39 farking attempts on your part, rent a whore and put her in party dress, Jesus Christ.


I'm picturing Bugs Bunny in a dress now.
 
2013-08-01 01:11:23 PM
Subby, bad pool!  Missing variables - what about the ratings of the 17 and 18 year old?  We'll need evidence!
 
2013-08-01 01:11:24 PM
If they felt harassed by the messages, why didn't they ban him from messaging them? That seems like an easier solution than wait till 40 messages have been sent en then sue him. Is it really that bad for the friend counter to drop by one?
 
2013-08-01 01:14:11 PM

DarwiOdrade: Not defending the guy, but 17 is old enough to consent in NJ. I don't know how it works for harassment, though


not if you are a teacher

// 17 or 18 is at least enough to say he aint a pedo, just a creep
 
2013-08-01 01:19:20 PM
Zero jail, but zero job.  Why didn't the girls just tell him to stop texting them?
 
2013-08-01 01:19:51 PM
It's just not polite to rate men on the same scale as we rate women.
 
2013-08-01 01:22:01 PM

neversubmit: It is not the girls age that is the problem, he betrayed a position of trust. The students are not sex toys for school employees, the students are there for an education, not molestation.


Former students.
 
2013-08-01 01:23:30 PM

Slartibartfaster: DarwiOdrade: Not defending the guy, but 17 is old enough to consent in NJ. I don't know how it works for harassment, though

not if you are a teacher

// 17 or 18 is at least enough to say he aint a pedo, just a creep


Yes, I expect he'll lose his teaching credential, but these were former students so it may not be criminal harassment.
 
2013-08-01 01:29:53 PM
Male teacher?  Depends on content of messages, maybe he can join Weiner's campaign staff but he is certainly not a teacher any more and will be lucky to be able to live in the same town

Female teacher?  *might* see jail time if messages were pornographic with pics, otherwise at best a written reprimand unless she actually met up with the and did something

/male students can be sexually harassed by female teachers too but I have not seen it punished to nearly the same extent
//this creep needs to be fired regardless
 
2013-08-01 01:33:00 PM
Well, a female teacher had a student's baby and got 1-year. So a male teacher sending some text messages will get... 5 years.
 
2013-08-01 01:34:52 PM
First, how did he get their phone numbers?

Second, the law worked perfectly.  He should have a restraining order from them, but unless those text messages have a "please stop texting me" message hidden within them, he should be free to live his life.

Third, when did it become a crime to ask out an 18yr old?
 
2013-08-01 01:36:41 PM
I was unable to compute the sentence until the gender was determined male = times 10 female = times 0
 
2013-08-01 01:40:21 PM

Knucklepopper: If a woman (or girl) doesn't agree to meet up after 39 farking attempts on your part, rent a whore and put her in party dress


Or as I like to call it; Friday nights.
 
2013-08-01 01:42:35 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-08-01 01:56:03 PM
Something like 24P, where P is the number of penises attached to the teacher.
 
2013-08-01 01:59:57 PM
If only there were a way to not give people your cellphone number or Facebook page, and if they did have them, if only there was a way to block someone....someone should get on this immediately.
 
2013-08-01 02:00:55 PM
Depends on who his father is. A teacher in my old District sent 1000 texts to a student over 3 months "propositioning her for oral sex" and received a grand total of ten days in the local jail, 20 days of community service and a whopping $250 fine (which is less of a fine than underage drinking in the area).

Of course his father is a county trustee, so justice may have been a little less than blind.

/He also sent 1800 texts to another Freshman and texts to an 8th grader. But those did not warrant criminal charges.
 
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