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2013-08-01 12:41:59 PM
Fascinating.

"In fact, uncircumcised Hispanic men are more likely to engage in oral sex than their circumcised peers."

I guess that's why everything at the taqueria comes con queso.
 
2013-08-01 12:47:31 PM
"And the 1997 study found that the oral sex gap is considerably narrower among Hispanic and black men, who are more likely to remain uncircumcised than American whites are. In fact, uncircumcised Hispanic men are more likely to engage in oral sex than their circumcised peers. "

So I'm more likely to receive a BJ from an uncircumcised hispanic male than one who is cut?
 
2013-08-01 12:48:39 PM
In the Atlantic this week, Shawnee Barton wrote a detailed account of how she and her husband arrived at a decision about whether to circumcise her newborn son.

I literally can't think of anything in the world I could possibly care less about.

Is there a way that I could not only not read this article, but somehow cast it into another dimension?
 
2013-08-01 12:57:22 PM
Honey, if you are doing your job right it won't look any different.
 
2013-08-01 01:07:09 PM
Gives new meaning to "Steak & BJ Day"
 
2013-08-01 01:08:27 PM
Oh boy, THIS thread again....
 
2013-08-01 01:16:42 PM

vartian: Honey, if you are doing your job right it won't look any different.


Shh, stop being sensible and set your phasers to BLAAAAARGH! we're long overdue for having another of our uncut vs. trim the weenie Fark Foreskin Fallout Follies.
 
2013-08-01 01:54:47 PM

Pangit: "And the 1997 study found that the oral sex gap is considerably narrower among Hispanic and black men, who are more likely to remain uncircumcised than American whites are. In fact, uncircumcised Hispanic men are more likely to engage in oral sex than their circumcised peers. "

So I'm more likely to receive a BJ from an uncircumcised hispanic male than one who is cut?


If you're into getting blow jobs by hispanic males, yes.  I guess.
 
2013-08-01 02:07:17 PM

Flab: Pangit: "And the 1997 study found that the oral sex gap is considerably narrower among Hispanic and black men, who are more likely to remain uncircumcised than American whites are. In fact, uncircumcised Hispanic men are more likely to engage in oral sex than their circumcised peers. "

So I'm more likely to receive a BJ from an uncircumcised hispanic male than one who is cut?

If you're into getting blow jobs by hispanic males, yes.  I guess.


I am uncertain whether the most appropriate reply to your posting is a picture of a young Antonio Banderas or of an old Danny Trejo.
 
2013-08-01 02:10:58 PM

brap: Fascinating.

"In fact, uncircumcised Hispanic men are more likely to engage in oral sex than their circumcised peers."

I guess that's why everything at the taqueria comes con queso.


thumbs.newschoolers.com
 
2013-08-01 02:31:01 PM

DanZero: Gives new meaning to "Steak & BJ Day"


I prefer a holiday that my wife and I made up "Fellatio de Mayo"
 
2013-08-01 02:31:02 PM
FUMUNDA CHEEZE
 
2013-08-01 02:32:18 PM
You might be insane if you're holding your newborn baby and imagining all the places his dick may end up.
 
2013-08-01 02:32:22 PM
Mid-blowjob, I once had a woman stop, look me in the eye, and say "Did you know you're not circumcised?"
 
2013-08-01 02:32:50 PM

tricycleracer: Mid-blowjob, I once had a woman stop, look me in the eye, and say "Did you know you're not circumcised?"


Which eye? This is important.
 
2013-08-01 02:33:31 PM

bdub77: tricycleracer: Mid-blowjob, I once had a woman stop, look me in the eye, and say "Did you know you're not circumcised?"

Which eye? This is important.


The wonky one is my good eye.
 
2013-08-01 02:33:53 PM

Flab: Pangit: "And the 1997 study found that the oral sex gap is considerably narrower among Hispanic and black men, who are more likely to remain uncircumcised than American whites are. In fact, uncircumcised Hispanic men are more likely to engage in oral sex than their circumcised peers. "

So I'm more likely to receive a BJ from an uncircumcised hispanic male than one who is cut?

If you're into getting blow jobs by hispanic males, yes.  I guess.


Even if not.  That's just math. If you're getting blown by a HIspanic male, he's more likely uncircumcised.  Being into it is irrelevant.
 
2013-08-01 02:34:13 PM

SirTanon: DanZero: Gives new meaning to "Steak & BJ Day"

I prefer a holiday that my wife and I made up "Fellatio de Mayo"


Well it is white and creamy, but I'm not sure how well it would work as a base for tuna salad.
 
2013-08-01 02:34:14 PM
As long as women can remember to not panic in the event of a skin/teeth entanglement, there's no reason why oral sex with an uncircumcised man can't be a completely fulfilling experience for both of them. Real danger only emerges when the woman, realizing that she can no longer dislodge the uncircumcised member from her mouth, begins to struggle in attempt to yank herself free. DO NOT DO THIS. Medical staff in emergency rooms around the nation have witnessed the often-tragic results: needless death, all too often, as the woman drowns in blood. The man, too, suffers -- many must undergo an emergency circumcision on the spot to prevent further blood less and even a possible amputation, and the less of their foreskins, so long a near friend, can evoke significant mental trauma. Suicides have been known to occur. It's tragic that something that began with so much joy on the part of both parties so often ends in despair and misery, but this is what lack of preparedness can bring.
 
2013-08-01 02:34:23 PM

tricycleracer: bdub77: tricycleracer: Mid-blowjob, I once had a woman stop, look me in the eye, and say "Did you know you're not circumcised?"

Which eye? This is important.

The wonky one is my good eye.


Is it brown?
 
2013-08-01 02:34:23 PM
Some women have a third world aids dick fetish, I don't judge.

/seriously, they were contemplating blow jobs for their infant?
 
2013-08-01 02:34:41 PM
...and horses.
 
2013-08-01 02:34:45 PM

bdub77: tricycleracer: Mid-blowjob, I once had a woman stop, look me in the eye, and say "Did you know you're not circumcised?"

Which eye? This is important.


Brown eye
 
2013-08-01 02:34:56 PM
Uncut, and never never received any complaints for it. No, I am not getting any head in 26 minutes (that I know of).
 
2013-08-01 02:35:02 PM
As an uncut Brit, I've never had a problem receiving oral sex, unless you count all the times the bad teeth nearly made circumcised.
 
2013-08-01 02:35:34 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Some women have a third world aids dick fetish, I don't judge.

/seriously, they were contemplating blow jobs for their infant?


Mohels.
 
2013-08-01 02:35:40 PM

cowgirl toffee: tricycleracer: bdub77: tricycleracer: Mid-blowjob, I once had a woman stop, look me in the eye, and say "Did you know you're not circumcised?"

Which eye? This is important.

The wonky one is my good eye.

Is it brown?


I have 3 brown eyes, yes.
 
2013-08-01 02:36:25 PM

tricycleracer: cowgirl toffee: tricycleracer: bdub77: tricycleracer: Mid-blowjob, I once had a woman stop, look me in the eye, and say "Did you know you're not circumcised?"

Which eye? This is important.

The wonky one is my good eye.

Is it brown?

I have 3 brown eyes, yes.


*snerk*  I have 3 green ones.  :D
 
2013-08-01 02:36:41 PM
What a cheesy article.
 
2013-08-01 02:36:45 PM

cowgirl toffee: tricycleracer: bdub77: tricycleracer: Mid-blowjob, I once had a woman stop, look me in the eye, and say "Did you know you're not circumcised?"

Which eye? This is important.

The wonky one is my good eye.

Is it brown?


22 seconds cowgirl, 22 farking seconds.

cdn.ebaumsworld.com

/great minds, ect
 
2013-08-01 02:38:04 PM

cowgirl toffee: tricycleracer: cowgirl toffee: tricycleracer: bdub77: tricycleracer: Mid-blowjob, I once had a woman stop, look me in the eye, and say "Did you know you're not circumcised?"

Which eye? This is important.

The wonky one is my good eye.

Is it brown?

I have 3 brown eyes, yes.

*snerk*  I have 3 green ones.  :D


You might want to go to the free clinic.
 
2013-08-01 02:38:41 PM
Get some dreadlocks, you f*cking hippies.
 
2013-08-01 02:38:49 PM

HotWingConspiracy: cowgirl toffee: tricycleracer: cowgirl toffee: tricycleracer: bdub77: tricycleracer: Mid-blowjob, I once had a woman stop, look me in the eye, and say "Did you know you're not circumcised?"

Which eye? This is important.

The wonky one is my good eye.

Is it brown?

I have 3 brown eyes, yes.

*snerk*  I have 3 green ones.  :D

You might want to go to the free clinic.


Yep. Had Mexican food last night. Ohhhhh. :(
 
2013-08-01 02:39:00 PM

vartian: Honey, if you are doing your job right it won't look any different.


this
 
2013-08-01 02:39:09 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer

And upon hearing that story, I decided that I will never have my child circumcised.
 
2013-08-01 02:39:22 PM
Lady, teach him how to keep his dick clean and he'll do just fine. Yeesh.

/I think foreskins are weird-looking, but having seen my own vag, I don't think I'm really in a position to talk.
//Besides, it's hard to talk with a dick in your mouth.
 
2013-08-01 02:39:50 PM
If he is a little jewish boy he might get some oral action as soon as the cutting is finished.
 
2013-08-01 02:39:56 PM

tricycleracer: cowgirl toffee: tricycleracer: bdub77: tricycleracer: Mid-blowjob, I once had a woman stop, look me in the eye, and say "Did you know you're not circumcised?"

Which eye? This is important.

The wonky one is my good eye.

Is it brown?

I have 3 brown eyes, yes.


Taco Night must be a biatch
 
2013-08-01 02:40:04 PM
As far as this story goes, it's really all relative. Hispanic, black, and European girls won't care, they're used to it. With your average white American girl that's inexperienced with uncut guys, there's a 50/50 chance she won't go near it in the first place, and if she does go through with it, afterwards she'll say she only did it because she had already gone that far, but wouldn't do it again.
 
2013-08-01 02:41:11 PM

blatz514: cowgirl toffee: tricycleracer: bdub77: tricycleracer: ...

/great minds, ect


img18.imageshack.us
 
2013-08-01 02:41:13 PM
Honestly, I've had women say it's their first uncut and find that even more interesting.
 
2013-08-01 02:42:26 PM

vartian: Honey, if you are doing your job right it won't look any different.


pretty much this
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 02:44:04 PM

brap: vartian: Honey, if you are doing your job right it won't look any different.

Shh, stop being sensible and set your phasers to BLAAAAARGH! we're long overdue for having another of our uncut vs. trim the weenie Fark Foreskin Fallout Follies.


LULZ. Thanks for that larf
 
2013-08-01 02:44:14 PM
Girls who won't give head to an uncircumcised guy don't enjoy doing it enough to do that well of a job anyway.
 
2013-08-01 02:45:44 PM

Dimensio: Flab: Pangit: "And the 1997 study found that the oral sex gap is considerably narrower among Hispanic and black men, who are more likely to remain uncircumcised than American whites are. In fact, uncircumcised Hispanic men are more likely to engage in oral sex than their circumcised peers. "

So I'm more likely to receive a BJ from an uncircumcised hispanic male than one who is cut?

If you're into getting blow jobs by hispanic males, yes.  I guess.

I am uncertain whether the most appropriate reply to your posting is a picture of a young Antonio Banderas or of an old Danny Trejo.


Split the difference with Benicio Del Toro

handson.provocateuse.com
 
2013-08-01 02:46:13 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 02:46:29 PM
It's fine.....they can chew on the foreskin while they gobble if they get bored.
 
2013-08-01 02:47:00 PM
Smegma!!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 02:47:42 PM
"O hai"
th03.deviantart.net
 
2013-08-01 02:47:51 PM
Where are the stats for men who are willing to go down on women who have also experienced genital mutilation?
 
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