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(Huffington Post)   Take mushrooms: check. Run in circles in City Hall: check. Grab and fire officer's sidearm: check. Fight nine officers, get tased seven times, and break handcuffs: check, check and check   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 68
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2013-08-01 02:19:35 PM

ficklefkrfark: netweavr: FrancoFile: stiletto_the_wise: Sounds like Barney Fife got his drug symptoms mixed up. This sounds more like someone on PCP than shrooms.

RTFA.  That's a direct quote from the perp, not an assumption by the police.

Because the perp is a model citizen whose word is gospel?

He was on PCP, 'shrooms doesn't do this.

Don't be so sure....Vikings used to injest mushrooms before a good raping,pillaging,and raping.
The disconnect from reality could allow the body to perform seemingly superhuman feats...especially if the fight or flight instinct is pegged at 11. You'd be essentially a crazed animal.

/saying rape twice is mandatory, right?


Vikings may have possibly used a specific 'shroom according to unproven studies. On the other-hand that same 'shroom doesn't have a consistent effect on people and would have been unreliable as a battle-aid.

This guy was on PCP.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 02:20:07 PM

ficklefkrfark: netweavr: FrancoFile: stiletto_the_wise: Sounds like Barney Fife got his drug symptoms mixed up. This sounds more like someone on PCP than shrooms.

RTFA.  That's a direct quote from the perp, not an assumption by the police.

Because the perp is a model citizen whose word is gospel?

He was on PCP, 'shrooms doesn't do this.

Don't be so sure....Vikings used to injest mushrooms before a good raping,pillaging,and raping.
The disconnect from reality could allow the body to perform seemingly superhuman feats...especially if the fight or flight instinct is pegged at 11. You'd be essentially a crazed animal.

/saying rape twice is mandatory, right?


Only if its legitimate rape
 
2013-08-01 02:24:09 PM
saying rape twice is mandatory, right?

Only when you really like rape.
 
2013-08-01 02:32:06 PM
Soon as he gets out, he needs to buy one of theseskreened.com
/hot
 
2013-08-01 02:36:04 PM
Draq: Soon as he gets out,

Cops, Las Vegas, forever burned to memory.

// actually walked through that part of Vegas
 
2013-08-01 02:48:46 PM

LeroyBourne: Check that man's blood for copious amounts of bath salts and roids.


Ya no shait. I tripped on shrooms more than a few times in my younger days. The one time I ate way too many, I threw up a few times, and paced around my buddy's living room for an hour or so.
 
2013-08-01 03:16:46 PM

ShamanGator: saying rape twice is mandatory, right?

Only when you really like rape.


I really only enjoy date rape.....that way I get a free meal and a tasty rohypnol buzz.

/if a tree is raped in a forest does it make a sound....or something like that.
 
2013-08-01 03:17:44 PM

netweavr: ficklefkrfark: netweavr: FrancoFile: stiletto_the_wise: Sounds like Barney Fife got his drug symptoms mixed up. This sounds more like someone on PCP than shrooms.

RTFA.  That's a direct quote from the perp, not an assumption by the police.

Because the perp is a model citizen whose word is gospel?

He was on PCP, 'shrooms doesn't do this.

Don't be so sure....Vikings used to injest mushrooms before a good raping,pillaging,and raping.
The disconnect from reality could allow the body to perform seemingly superhuman feats...especially if the fight or flight instinct is pegged at 11. You'd be essentially a crazed animal.

/saying rape twice is mandatory, right?

Vikings may have possibly used a specific 'shroom according to unproven studies. On the other-hand that same 'shroom doesn't have a consistent effect on people and would have been unreliable as a battle-aid.

This guy was on PCP.


Is PCP even a thing anymore?
I think it's gone the way of quaaludes.
 
2013-08-01 03:19:21 PM
I really only enjoy date rape.....that way I get a free meal and a tasty rohypnol buzz.
/if a tree is raped in a forest does it make a sound....or something like that.



THANKS ficklefkrfark, I was needing a good LOL.  Your today's hero.  :)
 
2013-08-01 03:23:21 PM

jaybeezey: Unpossible. I've been told that drugs should be legal  because they don't hurt anyone.


They should be legal so that they can be tracked and regulated and things like these PCP-dipped shiatake mushrooms or whatever the fark DON'T happen.

If everything stays illegal, how will we ever know what he had, how much of a dose, and combined with whatever else?

Pull your head out of your ass.
 
2013-08-01 03:29:24 PM
kendelrio: Huurrrr Durrrr Deeerrrrrrp

I gave you a second chance.  You were too stupid to take it.  Bye.

[PLONK]
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 05:11:26 PM

ficklefkrfark: ShamanGator: saying rape twice is mandatory, right?

Only when you really like rape.

I really only enjoy date rape.....that way I get a free meal and a tasty rohypnol buzz.

/if a tree is raped in a forest does it make a sound....or something like that.


It wood if it cood
 
2013-08-01 05:24:51 PM

FloydA: whither_apophis: That's some good old fashioned Viking berserker for ya.

Good point.  I amend my earlier post- it's definitely not a  Psilocybe.   It might be  Amanita muscatia.


And if you like drinking pee you can get high twice!

/or so I've read.
//really, it was in a book
 
2013-08-01 06:04:30 PM

megarian: soup: Since when do shrooms give you superhuman strength? The few times I've had them, my limbs felt like soggy noodles.

I was in a magical tower in a forest with The Orb God raining down gifts of warmth and happiness. Though He did not bestow superhuman strength upon me, either.


Talking words were seen to move across the room at fantastic speed. Bouncing about in unpredictable patterns, then, randomly, being absorbed into the walls, slowly.

Oh , and the Police Academy movies were unbelievably funny.

/no extra strength
//except that the mushrooms were
///extra strength
 
2013-08-01 08:20:44 PM

Authentic Chop Suey: megarian: soup: Since when do shrooms give you superhuman strength? The few times I've had them, my limbs felt like soggy noodles.

I was in a magical tower in a forest with The Orb God raining down gifts of warmth and happiness. Though He did not bestow superhuman strength upon me, either.

Talking words were seen to move across the room at fantastic speed. Bouncing about in unpredictable patterns, then, randomly, being absorbed into the walls, slowly.

Oh , and the Police Academy movies were unbelievably funny.

/no extra strength
//except that the mushrooms were
///extra strength


Indubitably.
 
2013-08-01 08:51:57 PM

netweavr: FrancoFile: stiletto_the_wise: Sounds like Barney Fife got his drug symptoms mixed up. This sounds more like someone on PCP than shrooms.

RTFA.  That's a direct quote from the perp, not an assumption by the police.

Because the perp is a model citizen whose word is gospel?

He was on PCP, 'shrooms doesn't do this.


There was a story about how a guy on shrooms RIPPED A PART OF HIS DICK OFF on them.
/Yes the bolded part was necessary.
//Yes I cringe every time I think about that.
 
2013-08-01 11:58:56 PM

Rand's lacy underwear: hej: How the hell does anybody manage to grab a cops gun (with more cops in the immediate area) and not end up full of bullet holes themselves?

Must be white.


For real.
 
2013-08-02 03:15:40 AM
Datura, perhaps?

Seriously: If unsure of your ability to psychologically tolerate Substance X, use a sitter you trust.
 
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