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(Huffington Post)   Take mushrooms: check. Run in circles in City Hall: check. Grab and fire officer's sidearm: check. Fight nine officers, get tased seven times, and break handcuffs: check, check and check   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 68
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2013-08-01 10:52:54 AM  
Now that's a guy who's just waiting for his cellmate to ask him what he's in for
 
2013-08-01 11:12:49 AM  
My mushrooms never did anything like that whenever I took them.  But it's probably too late to get my money back.
 
2013-08-01 01:00:54 PM  
Mom?
 
2013-08-01 01:01:36 PM  
That's actually kind of impressive.
 
2013-08-01 01:03:51 PM  
That's what happens when you take a drug that allows you to take off your head and examine your brain.
 
2013-08-01 01:04:12 PM  
SUBTARD....that's "an" Fire Officer's sidearm.
 
db2
2013-08-01 01:04:13 PM  
Well, they also make you grow, and allow you to break bricks, so those other things aren't all that astonishing in comparison.
 
2013-08-01 01:04:26 PM  
Ok. Just RTFA. this little nugget jumped out at me: "...described Leone as 6-foot-1, 180 pounds"

Can the J4T morans please tell me again how the child Martin could not possibly pose a threat or injure Zimmerman?
 
2013-08-01 01:04:51 PM  
Yeah, that's not mushrooms.
 
2013-08-01 01:05:22 PM  
Check that man's blood for copious amounts of bath salts and roids.
 
2013-08-01 01:06:00 PM  
Since when do shrooms give you superhuman strength? The few times I've had them, my limbs felt like soggy noodles.
 
2013-08-01 01:06:36 PM  
Mushrooms that give super strength?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-01 01:06:48 PM  
Sounds like Barney Fife got his drug symptoms mixed up. This sounds more like someone on PCP than shrooms.
 
hej
2013-08-01 01:06:51 PM  
How the hell does anybody manage to grab a cops gun (with more cops in the immediate area) and not end up full of bullet holes themselves?
 
2013-08-01 01:06:57 PM  
I suspect psilocin.
 
2013-08-01 01:07:01 PM  
Wait, so if you attack cops while doped up on goofballs they'll subdue you with minimal injuries. But if you're just chillin' in your own driveway they shoot 18 shots at you?

The lesson here is always attack police?
 
2013-08-01 01:07:25 PM  
"That. Was. Awesome."

If you're going to get arrested, you might as well get REALLY arrested.
 
2013-08-01 01:07:38 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-01 01:07:54 PM  

db2: Well, they also make you grow, and allow you to break bricks, so those other things aren't all that astonishing in comparison.


LeroyBourne: Check that man's blood for copious amounts of bath salts and roids.


Dr. Mario currently wanted for questioning..
 
2013-08-01 01:08:39 PM  
Will this be a GTA V mission?
 
2013-08-01 01:09:20 PM  
I don't say it often, but great job by the boys in blue. The temptation to shoot him must have been enormous.
 
2013-08-01 01:09:28 PM  

hej: How the hell does anybody manage to grab a cops gun (with more cops in the immediate area) and not end up full of bullet holes themselves?


Must be white.
 
2013-08-01 01:10:43 PM  
Someone sold him some shiatake mushrooms dipped in PCP.
 
2013-08-01 01:10:48 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: Sounds like Barney Fife got his drug symptoms mixed up. This sounds more like someone on PCP than shrooms.


RTFA.  That's a direct quote from the perp, not an assumption by the police.
 
2013-08-01 01:10:51 PM  

soup: Since when do shrooms give you superhuman strength? The few times I've had them, my limbs felt like soggy noodles.


I was in a magical tower in a forest with The Orb God raining down gifts of warmth and happiness. Though He did not bestow superhuman strength upon me, either.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 01:11:08 PM  
Broke the cuffs? Where the hell were they bought from, the dime store?
Seriously though, anyone badass enough to bust cuffs is one tough mutha.
His cellmate WILL be the biatch.
 
2013-08-01 01:15:06 PM  

Kristoph57: db2: Well, they also make you grow, and allow you to break bricks, so those other things aren't all that astonishing in comparison.

LeroyBourne: Check that man's blood for copious amounts of bath salts and roids.

Dr. Mario currently wanted for questioning..


Doctors can make mistakes sometimes.  My cousin got a bad subscription from Dr. McGillicuddys once......never again.
 
2013-08-01 01:15:37 PM  

FrancoFile: stiletto_the_wise: Sounds like Barney Fife got his drug symptoms mixed up. This sounds more like someone on PCP than shrooms.

RTFA.  That's a direct quote from the perp, not an assumption by the police.


Because the perp is a model citizen whose word is gospel?

He was on PCP, 'shrooms doesn't do this.
 
2013-08-01 01:19:28 PM  
I submitted this yesterday with this meh head line:

"Hit with a stun gun 8 times & then broke a pair of metal handcuffs. With police video of shromed super hero"

To lazy to put much more into it.
 
2013-08-01 01:28:25 PM  
"Leone broke a pair of metal handcuffs, bending a part of them and shearing off teeth that held them closed. " how the hell? Also fighting 9 people same or more weight that's crazy impressive... surprised he didn't get shot...
 
2013-08-01 01:30:34 PM  
Unpossible. I've been told that drugs should be legal  because they don't hurt anyone.
 
2013-08-01 01:31:09 PM  
Definitely NOT mushrooms.
 
2013-08-01 01:32:30 PM  
That's some good old fashioned Viking berserker for ya.
 
2013-08-01 01:34:05 PM  

kendelrio: Ok. Just RTFA  HUUUUuurrrrrr


This isn't a Martin/Zimmerman thread.  If you really still want to rant and blather about that topic, start a different thread.  Stop polluting the rest of the site.
 
2013-08-01 01:34:18 PM  

kendelrio: Ok. Just RTFA. this little nugget jumped out at me: "...described Leone as 6-foot-1, 180 pounds"

Can the J4T morans please tell me again how the child Martin could not possibly pose a threat or injure Zimmerman?


Because he was walking home from the store? THREATENING BEHAVIOUR INDEED!!!
 
2013-08-01 01:35:32 PM  
MUSHROOMS ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.  Remember Reefer Madness?  That same shiat is happening again.
 
2013-08-01 01:36:39 PM  

whither_apophis: That's some good old fashioned Viking berserker for ya.


Good point.  I amend my earlier post- it's definitely not a  Psilocybe.   It might be  Amanita muscatia.
 
2013-08-01 01:37:34 PM  
My last mushroom rage ...

img.fark.net
 
2013-08-01 01:42:07 PM  

TheWhoppah: Definitely NOT mushrooms.


I could see imagining some of that happened while I was on mushrooms. Can't see actually DOING it though.
 
2013-08-01 01:44:39 PM  
Guessing the cops might have had a little something to do with the handcuffs breaking. Granted he most certainly had it coming.
 
2013-08-01 01:45:01 PM  
Hey Kendelrio,

Please move you keyboard to the side, now sit up nice & straight, now bend over at the waist as fast & hard as you can. repeat at least 100 times.

And go find another thread to derp in.
 
2013-08-01 01:45:30 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-01 01:53:46 PM  

FloydA: kendelrio: Ok. Just RTFA  HUUUUuurrrrrr

This isn't a Martin/Zimmerman thread.  If you really still want to rant and blather about that topic, start a different thread.  Stop polluting the rest of the site.


Still doesn't answer the question. For months all we heard was how a 6'1" 180lb child could **possibly** do any damage to a full grown man....
 
2013-08-01 01:56:37 PM  
Dad?
 
2013-08-01 01:57:18 PM  

netweavr: Wait, so if you attack cops while doped up on goofballs they'll subdue you with minimal injuries. But if you're just chillin' in your own driveway they shoot 18 shots at you?

The lesson here is always attack police?


Pretty sure the lesson here is one of the cardinal rules: Don't live in Florida.
 
2013-08-01 01:57:58 PM  

kendelrio: FloydA: kendelrio: Ok. Just RTFA  HUUUUuurrrrrr

This isn't a Martin/Zimmerman thread.  If you really still want to rant and blather about that topic, start a different thread.  Stop polluting the rest of the site.

Still doesn't answer the question. For months all we heard was how a 6'1" 180lb child could **possibly** do any damage to a full grown man....


Just...just no. Go away.
 
2013-08-01 01:59:02 PM  

funkadelic78: netweavr: Wait, so if you attack cops while doped up on goofballs they'll subdue you with minimal injuries. But if you're just chillin' in your own driveway they shoot 18 shots at you?

The lesson here is always attack police?

Pretty sure the lesson here is one of the cardinal rules: Don't live in Florida.


Good point. Missed the Florida angle.
 
2013-08-01 02:04:19 PM  
No way psilocybin does this to people. He was definitely on something else, probably a dissociative of some sort.
 
2013-08-01 02:06:51 PM  
Still doesn't answer the question. For months all we heard was how a 6'1" 180lb child could **possibly** do any damage to a full grown man....

So what your trying to tell us is Martin was wasted on shrooms, and, or PCP at the time. Dam shame that never came out in court.
 
2013-08-01 02:10:47 PM  

netweavr: FrancoFile: stiletto_the_wise: Sounds like Barney Fife got his drug symptoms mixed up. This sounds more like someone on PCP than shrooms.

RTFA.  That's a direct quote from the perp, not an assumption by the police.

Because the perp is a model citizen whose word is gospel?

He was on PCP, 'shrooms doesn't do this.


Don't be so sure....Vikings used to injest mushrooms before a good raping,pillaging,and raping.
The disconnect from reality could allow the body to perform seemingly superhuman feats...especially if the fight or flight instinct is pegged at 11. You'd be essentially a crazed animal.

/saying rape twice is mandatory, right?
 
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