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2013-08-01 10:38:23 AM
Yo, don't be a macaqueblocker
 
2013-08-01 10:38:46 AM
bet they dont have the balls to try to escape again, amirite?
 
2013-08-01 10:39:05 AM
Did the admins do a shiatton of meth this morning?
 
2013-08-01 10:39:14 AM
That escape took balls.
 
2013-08-01 10:41:04 AM

megarian: Did the admins do a shiatton of meth this morning?


Na... its like they are doing something new.
 
2013-08-01 10:41:50 AM
What would they do if a female had escaped?
 
2013-08-01 10:41:58 AM
As in life, the ones who were trying to escape abuse get their nuts cut while the alpha male can still swing low.
 
2013-08-01 10:42:46 AM
bearingdrift.com
 
2013-08-01 10:43:22 AM

cowgirl toffee: megarian: Did the admins do a shiatton of meth this morning?

Na... its like they are doing something new.


Whatever it is, they should share.

I need to clean the fark out of my house when I get home.
 
2013-08-01 10:43:26 AM

cowgirl toffee: megarian: Did the admins do a shiatton of meth this morning?

Na... its like they are doing something new.


Fark anniversary?  August Fools Day?
 
2013-08-01 10:46:41 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-01 10:47:50 AM

megarian: cowgirl toffee: megarian: ...

I need to clean the fark out of my house when I get home.


Let's talk about this...  YOU DO NOT HAVE TO UNPLUG THE INTERNETS!!1!
 
2013-08-01 10:47:54 AM
The problem arose from the imbalanced gender ratio of the Barbary macaque community in the animal park

Well, now that you've identified the problem...
 
2013-08-01 10:48:06 AM
"No, it was not a punishment!" insists Brigitte Dietzel.

Well of course a woman would say that.
 
2013-08-01 10:49:00 AM
No more touching my monkey :(
 
2013-08-01 10:49:50 AM
If the alpha male is a known problem and has been aggressive to the others, why not just castrate him to calm him down and let a new alpha establish himself?  Maybe he'd be nicer.
 
2013-08-01 10:51:04 AM

cowgirl toffee: megarian: cowgirl toffee: megarian: ...

I need to clean the fark out of my house when I get home.

Let's talk about this...  YOU DO NOT HAVE TO UNPLUG THE INTERNETS!!1!


What if the internets unplug ME?!? o_O
 
2013-08-01 10:51:39 AM

rkiller1: cowgirl toffee: megarian: Did the admins do a shiatton of meth this morning?

Na... its like they are doing something new.

Fark anniversary?  August Fools Day?


Oh f*ck. Yesterday was my g-ma's birthday... and I did not get her a card... or meth!  :O
 
2013-08-01 10:53:47 AM

megarian: Did the admins do a shiatton of meth this morning?


I submitted 4 farking good articles this morning.  Then I scrolled through the main page.  Yeah, good luck getting lit up blatz.

/punches babby
 
2013-08-01 10:57:42 AM

megarian: cowgirl toffee: megarian: cowgirl toffee: megarian: ...

I need to clean the fark out of my house when I get home.

Let's talk about this...  YOU DO NOT HAVE TO UNPLUG THE INTERNETS!!1!

What if the internets unplug ME?!? o_O


Just make sure it get's the right cord.  O_O

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2013-08-01 10:58:36 AM

blatz514: megarian: Did the admins do a shiatton of meth this morning?

I submitted 4 farking good articles this morning.  Then I scrolled through the main page.  Yeah, good luck getting lit up blatz.

/punches babby


Maybe you should have done a shiatton of meth?
 
2013-08-01 11:00:34 AM

megarian: blatz514: megarian: Did the admins do a shiatton of meth this morning?

I submitted 4 farking good articles this morning.  Then I scrolled through the main page.  Yeah, good luck getting lit up blatz.

/punches babby

Maybe you should have done a shiatton of meth?


I went the classier way.  I bonged some Sunset Blush Franzia before work.
 
2013-08-01 11:05:47 AM
It would probably work to calm down prison populations as well.....
 
2013-08-01 11:14:07 AM
The zookeeper located Fred five days later and shot him out of a poplar tree with a stun gun some four kilometers away from the sanctuary.

That was one hell of a shot!
 
2013-08-01 11:14:50 AM

blatz514: megarian: blatz514: megarian: Did the admins do a shiatton of meth this morning?

I submitted 4 farking good articles this morning.  Then I scrolled through the main page.  Yeah, good luck getting lit up blatz.

/punches babby

Maybe you should have done a shiatton of meth?

I went the classier way.  I bonged some Sunset Blush Franzia before work.


WELL Mr. Fancypants!!! Excuuuuuse me!
 
2013-08-01 11:23:02 AM
Baliff! Whack his pee-pee!
 
2013-08-01 11:28:35 AM

Bugsi: The zookeeper located Fred five days later and shot him out of a poplar tree with a stun gun some four kilometers away from the sanctuary.

That was one hell of a shot!


I lol'd.
 
2013-08-01 11:42:12 AM
That's probably why it ran off in the first place!!!
 
2013-08-01 11:55:31 AM
Mahatma Kane Jeeves
 
2013-08-01 12:12:11 PM
"He eats apples, wild berries, and he's very good at hiding."

If my 'nads were on the line I'd get very good at hiding, too.
 
2013-08-01 01:11:31 PM
Macaque is in the news AGAIN!
 
2013-08-01 02:33:16 PM
cltampa.com

That's gotta suck.
 
2013-08-01 03:22:18 PM
s8.postimg.org
 
2013-08-01 07:01:03 PM
You don't hear of many prison breaks in Germany.  Now you know why.
 
2013-08-01 08:04:11 PM

ginkor: You don't hear of many prison breaks in Germany.  Now you know why.


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They don't do that for any Tom, Dick or Harry.
 
2013-08-01 10:17:29 PM

TuteTibiImperes: If the alpha male is a known problem and has been aggressive to the others, why not just castrate him to calm him down and let a new alpha establish himself?  Maybe he'd be nicer.


Glad I wasn't the only one who thought the more obvious solution would be to castrate the one who is the real cause of the trouble.
 
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