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(Sun Sentinel)   Couple who broke into school to have sex also admitted to having post-coitus beer munchies   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 30
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2013-08-01 10:04:09 AM
"You mean coitus?"

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2013-08-01 10:43:00 AM
Lindsay Longbottom.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Related?
 
2013-08-01 11:03:21 AM
TIL "Longbottom" is an actual surname and wasn't just invented by J.K. Rowling.
 
2013-08-01 11:05:55 AM
Lindsay Longbottom

Best.Porn.Name.Evah

giggity
 
2013-08-01 11:13:48 AM
Yup everyone knows school vending machines are a jackpot of money. Especially in the summer months.
 
2013-08-01 11:15:58 AM
article was worth reading just for the longbottom
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 11:16:23 AM
and fans of Japanese Hentai.
 
2013-08-01 11:45:00 AM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: TIL "Longbottom" is an actual surname and wasn't just invented by J.K. Rowling.


Longbottom Leaf.  You know, way before Harry Potter.
 
2013-08-01 11:52:34 AM
She's cute.  I wonder if she would like a Wadsworth of my Longfellow or would Revere a Ride.

Well, at least it aroused my book club and librarian.
 
2013-08-01 11:52:46 AM
Lovingly, he longed for Longbottom's bottom.
 
2013-08-01 11:57:06 AM
That's unusual, neither was a teacher and they were both over 18.
 
2013-08-01 11:57:27 AM
That guy's beard looks like its floating around his face, rather than actually attached to it.
 
2013-08-01 12:08:16 PM
www.trbimg.com

Let's hope one of them is infertile.
 
2013-08-01 12:11:56 PM

MemeSlave: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: TIL "Longbottom" is an actual surname and wasn't just invented by J.K. Rowling.

Longbottom Leaf.  You know, way before Harry Potter.


FatherChaos: [www.trbimg.com image 387x213]

Let's hope one of them is infertile.


FatherChaos: [www.trbimg.com image 387x213]

Let's hope one of them is infertile.


I'm assuming that's some sort of marijuana strain.
 
2013-08-01 12:12:06 PM

SlagginOff: That guy's beard looks like its floating around his face, rather than actually attached to it.


The guy looks like he was recruited by the Taliban.
 
2013-08-01 12:13:11 PM

Mugato: "You mean coitus?"

[www.gossipcop.com image 300x300]


Apparently with a post.
 
2013-08-01 12:13:19 PM

FatherChaos: [www.trbimg.com image 387x213]

Let's hope oneboth of them isare infertile.


fixed
 
2013-08-01 12:17:58 PM

Mugato: "You mean coitus?"

[www.gossipcop.com image 300x300]


Don't be fatuous Jeffrey.
 
2013-08-01 12:40:02 PM
oi39.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-01 12:40:06 PM
I once dated a woman who wanted to do something similar to this. I always wondered why she wanted to get laid in her old school.
 
2013-08-01 12:49:39 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: I once dated a woman who wanted to do something similar to this. I always wondered why she wanted to get laid in her old school.


Obviously so she could be with the working girls in the county jail.
 
2013-08-01 12:59:28 PM
They reportedly said they needed a place to have sex -- so Longbottom's boyfriend wouldn't find out, according to the report

so much for those plans.  as for wishing they were infertile based on their picture, if you shave his face and wash her hair, they might be ok looking.  heck for FARK standards they might be hot.  As for screwing on a HS campus and then breaking into a vending machine, it shows a lack of good judgement, but hardly any worse than most teenagers.
 
2013-08-01 12:59:54 PM

Teaser: [oi39.tinypic.com image 387x213]


Beat me to it
 
2013-08-01 12:59:54 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: I once dated a woman who wanted to do something similar to this. I always wondered why she wanted to get laid in her old school.


Maybe you looked like a teacher she had a crush on. That will teach you to date elementary school girls.
 
2013-08-01 01:00:50 PM
She who is long in bottom is often short in brains. Ancient Chinese proverb.
 
2013-08-01 01:26:25 PM

Salmon: Teaser: [oi39.tinypic.com image 387x213]

Beat me to it


Wish I was better at photoshop, though.
 
2013-08-01 01:27:23 PM
Since the boyfriend's name isn't mentioned, I propose "Chuck Cuckold" until I hear better...
 
2013-08-01 02:07:03 PM

groppet: Agent Smiths Laugh: I once dated a woman who wanted to do something similar to this. I always wondered why she wanted to get laid in her old school.

Maybe you looked like a teacher she had a crush on. That will teach you to date elementary school girls.


Touché.
 
2013-08-01 04:12:08 PM
Neville Longbottom
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2013-08-01 05:17:53 PM
Did anyone else notice her nose? Some of the people I see having sex makes me wonder what I have lately been doing wrong. Maybe I need to stop combing and shaving.
 
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