ChipNASA: "Throatwobbler Mangrove".
digitalrain: Mona LisaImagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A farkin' bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a fark what kind of pants the son of a biatch who shot you was wearing?
Deerslayer: "Appetizer". Not quite big enough for 'Dinner'.
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