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(100.7 WZLX)   Big balls put you at greater risk for heart problems, less risk around slatted chairs   (wzlx.cbslocal.com) divider line 22
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2013-08-01 09:37:23 AM  
Well, if Bon Scott didn't drink himself to death, his heart would have soon exploded.
 
2013-08-01 09:52:55 AM  
Please help, I'm so scared...
 
2013-08-01 09:56:27 AM  
What about putting your balls to the wall?

turbowhitetrash.com
 
2013-08-01 09:57:38 AM  

blatz514: What about putting your balls to the wall?


What about Accept?
 
2013-08-01 10:06:03 AM  

blatz514: What about putting your balls to the wall?

[turbowhitetrash.com image 400x383]


A cousin who'd been a USAF pilot told me that expression came from pushing the ball-tipped throttle levers all the way forward, for max engine thrust.
 
2013-08-01 10:06:07 AM  

blatz514: What about putting your balls to the wall?

[turbowhitetrash.com image 400x383]


I'd put my balls to her wall
//Or on her chin...
 
2013-08-01 10:10:03 AM  
i158.photobucket.com
So, what about mincey little balls?
 
2013-08-01 10:26:52 AM  
AC/DC must be very depressed about this.
 
2013-08-01 10:27:29 AM  
fark...  just...fark.
 
2013-08-01 10:34:00 AM  
Well damn...

Guess I better start exercising.

/the Daniel tosh bit about getting a tattoo line to mark where the sack hangs cracks me up.
//hanging low...
 
2013-08-01 10:37:28 AM  
So the headline IS the article?
 
2013-08-01 11:14:44 AM  

filter: So the headline IS the article?


It's from a classic rock radio station's website.  So no, just replace balls with testicles to decode into the original article.
 
2013-08-01 11:58:15 AM  
ewinsidetv.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-01 12:09:22 PM  

ThatVANguy: [ewinsidetv.files.wordpress.com image 564x431]


Dammit!  I was just going to post the link.

/fist shaking tiny
 
2013-08-01 12:16:29 PM  
I've been told I have big balls...but how does one compare?  Size chart?
 
2013-08-01 12:24:06 PM  
nitpiq.com
 
2013-08-01 01:24:03 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

+1 subby, you magnificent bastard!
 
2013-08-01 01:24:17 PM  

blatz514: ThatVANguy: [ewinsidetv.files.wordpress.com image 564x431]

Dammit!  I was just going to post the link.

/fist shaking tiny


Don't you dare shake.
 
2013-08-01 03:42:35 PM  
You want big balls you got 'em!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLCKSPFrkJQ
 
2013-08-01 03:59:30 PM  

argylez: I've been told I have big balls...but how does one compare?  Size chart?


Try cock ring sizing charts. They come in two types.

How do I know this?

Was recently diagnosed with high blood pressure. The medication they put me on caused a wee bit of ED. Started desperately searching for things I could do. Supposedly cock rings help. The ones that go around the balls & cock are supposed to *really* help.

Then I found the size charts. I'm like "this can't be right?" Mine are like *twice* the size of the largest rings. Maybe they're talking diameter, not circumference? Nope, they're talking circumference... Explains why I could never get jock straps that fit in high school...

So, Dr. switched my medication to a different one that's known to not have this effect...

/MUCH better, now...
//TMI, bro...
 
2013-08-02 05:39:56 AM  

whosits_112: Please help, I'm so scared...


Epic-est Fark thread ever.
 
2013-08-02 09:45:05 AM  

o4tuna: argylez: I've been told I have big balls...but how does one compare?  Size chart?

Try cock ring sizing charts. They come in two types.

How do I know this?

Was recently diagnosed with high blood pressure. The medication they put me on caused a wee bit of ED. Started desperately searching for things I could do. Supposedly cock rings help. The ones that go around the balls & cock are supposed to *really* help.

Then I found the size charts. I'm like "this can't be right?" Mine are like *twice* the size of the largest rings. Maybe they're talking diameter, not circumference? Nope, they're talking circumference... Explains why I could never get jock straps that fit in high school...

So, Dr. switched my medication to a different one that's known to not have this effect...

/MUCH better, now...
//TMI, bro...



Hey, found your balls, dude!

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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