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(WTKR)   Dead male dolphins are washing up on Virginia beaches at an alarming rate. What's click-whistle for "Hey Flipper, hold my beer and watch this"?   (wtkr.com) divider line 17
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2013-08-01 10:45:28 AM  
This is a message to you Governor Bob. Stop being so corrupt. Instead of a horse head in your bed God is putting dolphin bodies on your beach.
 
2013-08-01 11:12:35 AM  
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2013-08-01 11:14:33 AM  
Uh, yeah no. Sorry subby, that just isn't funny.
 
2013-08-01 11:24:04 AM  
Kurt Cobain and Nirvana are performing a one night only show on the beach!  Shoutout to Virginia Tech!
 
2013-08-01 11:25:00 AM  
 
2013-08-01 11:56:12 AM  
Someone's been flogging the dolphin way too often.
 
2013-08-01 11:56:39 AM  
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2013-08-01 12:02:14 PM  
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/AND fark YOU WHALE!!!
 
2013-08-01 12:17:38 PM  
I had no idea dolphins get married
 
2013-08-01 12:34:55 PM  
Did they see Cherry Poptart on the beach?
 
2013-08-01 01:03:21 PM  

Why do male dolphins die before the females?

BECAUSE THEY WANT TO!!
 
2013-08-01 02:02:42 PM  

Marcintosh: Why do male dolphins die before the females?


When female dolphins become pregnant, they offload a large amount of toxins into their first fetus. This fetus / new born usually is sickly, and may die fairly early. But the second pregnancy is usually viable and sound, and is a healthy new dolphin, because the FIRST fetus absorbed most of the the toxin offload. Male dolphins have no such vector by which to offload toxins, which MAY explain what is happening. I don't honestly know.

/Biologist, not just making stuff up.
 
2013-08-01 05:45:08 PM  
you had me at "click-whistle"
 
2013-08-01 06:03:10 PM  
They call him Flipper...Flipper...Flipper and now he's a sandwich
You'll be happy to see...he's cholesterol free...
 
2013-08-01 06:15:28 PM  

squirrelinator: Marcintosh: Why do male dolphins die before the females?

When female dolphins become pregnant, they offload a large amount of toxins into their first fetus. This fetus / new born usually is sickly, and may die fairly early. But the second pregnancy is usually viable and sound, and is a healthy new dolphin, because the FIRST fetus absorbed most of the the toxin offload. Male dolphins have no such vector by which to offload toxins, which MAY explain what is happening. I don't honestly know.

/Biologist, not just making stuff up.


Would dolphin rape ejaculation help with toxins?
 
2013-08-01 07:32:47 PM  
Are they juveniles or small porpoises? Because adult dolphins just seem to like killing them for the sake of killing them.

/Dolphins are actually thrill-killing rapists.
 
2013-08-01 07:59:04 PM  
In other words, Chesapeake Bay is still little more than an open sewer and the degraded ecosystem is still falling apart despite a few hopeful signs in the past. Maybe it's time to extend the clean water act to agricultural an urban runoff?

Nah, we should just pretend it's the 50s and we don't know about or care about the environment. Maybe we can even loosen the rules and make a few bucks by actively moving backwards?
 
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