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(Talking Points Memo)   NC governor offers cookies to abortion bill protestors. Nicest asshole ever   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 56
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2013-08-01 08:17:46 AM
Sounds like a nice compromise.
 
2013-08-01 08:18:25 AM
Should have offered them a nice big bowl of tomatoes.
 
2013-08-01 08:20:16 AM
Nicest asshole ever

Hey! I hear Kim Kardashian worked really hard on hers. Bleached it and everything. I bet this guy doesn't even shave.
 
2013-08-01 08:21:15 AM
Here, lil' Missy, have a treat, I know how you ladies all like your sweets and other trivial meaningless nothings.  Now give me control of your lady parts.  That's a good girl.  You run along home and start dinner or I'll tell your Papa and he'll tan your behind.
 
2013-08-01 08:21:24 AM
Who doesn't like cookies when their rights are being violated?
 
2013-08-01 08:21:39 AM

thurstonxhowell: Nicest asshole ever

Hey! I hear Kim Kardashian worked really hard on hers. Bleached it and everything. I bet this guy doesn't even shave.


Have you seen how well coifed he is? He probably goes in for manscaping once a week.
 
2013-08-01 08:21:41 AM
Well, who doesn't like a nice plate of fresh cookies? Well, I guess apart from the protestors who sent them back.
 
2013-08-01 08:24:01 AM

Craptastic: Who doesn't like cookies when their rights are being violated?


Hey, the new abortion laws are staying so they may as well have taken the cookies as a consolation prize.
 
2013-08-01 08:24:22 AM

Nabb1: Well, who doesn't like a nice plate of fresh cookies? Well, I guess apart from the protestors who sent them back.


What kind of dick gives cookies but no milk?
 
2013-08-01 08:24:22 AM

Nabb1: Well, who doesn't like a nice plate of fresh cookies? Well, I guess apart from the protestors who sent them back.


It's quite the choice really having to choose between a plate of cookies or control over your own vagina.
 
2013-08-01 08:25:51 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Nabb1: Well, who doesn't like a nice plate of fresh cookies? Well, I guess apart from the protestors who sent them back.

What kind of dick gives cookies but no milk?


what kind of dick gives cookies while messing with their giblets?
 
2013-08-01 08:27:24 AM

somedude210: what kind of dick gives cookies while messing with their giblets?


Messing with giblets is almost as immoral as russeling someones jimmies.
 
2013-08-01 08:28:06 AM

xxdangerbobxx: Nabb1: Well, who doesn't like a nice plate of fresh cookies? Well, I guess apart from the protestors who sent them back.

It's quite the choice really having to choose between a plate of cookies or control over your own vagina.


Except now they have neither.
 
2013-08-01 08:28:40 AM

xxdangerbobxx: Nabb1: Well, who doesn't like a nice plate of fresh cookies? Well, I guess apart from the protestors who sent them back.

It's quite the choice really having to choose between a plate of cookies or control over your own vagina.


C is for.....
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 08:29:49 AM
NO GOVERNMENT OVERREACH!

wait.. what?
 
2013-08-01 08:31:48 AM

Almost Everybody Poops: xxdangerbobxx: Nabb1: Well, who doesn't like a nice plate of fresh cookies? Well, I guess apart from the protestors who sent them back.

It's quite the choice really having to choose between a plate of cookies or control over your own vagina.

C is for.....


Is that good enough for you?
 
2013-08-01 08:32:52 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Messing with giblets is almost as immoral as russeling someones jimmies.


but not nearly as bad as fumbling in rumble seats

...or rumbling in fumble seats
 
2013-08-01 08:33:16 AM

aintnuttintofarkwith: Almost Everybody Poops: xxdangerbobxx: Nabb1: Well, who doesn't like a nice plate of fresh cookies? Well, I guess apart from the protestors who sent them back.

It's quite the choice really having to choose between a plate of cookies or control over your own vagina.

C is for.....

Is that good enough for you?


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2013-08-01 08:34:29 AM
www.myspaceantics.com
 
2013-08-01 08:34:30 AM
If they don't want their uteri regulated they need to start using them to lend money and/or fire bullets.
 
2013-08-01 08:35:10 AM

Satanic_Hamster: What kind of dick gives cookies but no milk?


The kind that is sensitive to the needs of lactose intolerant people.
 
2013-08-01 08:37:18 AM
Classic Republicans.

Oh you hate this law I'm proposing because it makes your life harder for no good reason?

Please focus on this empty gesture completely unrelated to your concerns.
 
2013-08-01 08:37:21 AM
I don't get this one. How is this really a story?
 
2013-08-01 08:37:25 AM

xxdangerbobxx: Nabb1: Well, who doesn't like a nice plate of fresh cookies? Well, I guess apart from the protestors who sent them back.

It's quite the choice really having to choose between a plate of cookies or control over your own vagina.


I had no idea those were mutually exclusive.
 
2013-08-01 08:47:24 AM

Nabb1: xxdangerbobxx: Nabb1: Well, who doesn't like a nice plate of fresh cookies? Well, I guess apart from the protestors who sent them back.

It's quite the choice really having to choose between a plate of cookies or control over your own vagina.

I had no idea those were mutually exclusive.


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2013-08-01 08:47:56 AM
Let them eat cookies
 
2013-08-01 08:48:19 AM
Well, if they refuse cookies, they must be well-fed liberals.  And if they've got time to stand around and protest a law that's already passed, they probably don't have jobs either... or a life.
 
2013-08-01 08:51:57 AM
Terribly condescending at best.
 
2013-08-01 08:52:49 AM

GoldSpider: The kind that is sensitive to the needs of lactose intolerant people.


fark those guys.  I have no tolerance for the intolerant.
 
2013-08-01 08:54:26 AM
Abortions for some, tiny American cookies for others?
 
2013-08-01 08:55:46 AM

thurstonxhowell: Nicest asshole ever

Hey! I hear Kim Kardashian worked really hard on hers. Bleached it and everything. I bet this guy doesn't even shave.


I'm putting my vote in for Jenna Haze.

Also, the obvious domestic insult involved here is probably the worst part.
 
2013-08-01 08:56:15 AM

salvador.hardin: If they don't want their uteri regulated they need to start using them to lend money and/or fire bullets.


I think I've just found my get rich quick idea.
 
2013-08-01 08:56:17 AM
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2013-08-01 08:58:00 AM
I see the GOP outreach to women is up and running. Surprised he did not tell little Miss sugar tits to get back in the kitchen.
 
2013-08-01 08:59:16 AM
With all the taunting and dancing and neener neener attitude, they're going to poke at the wrong activist/protestor, and then we'll need to post this:

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/nice going, asshat of the future!
 
2013-08-01 09:05:51 AM
Well, it might have been nice if they were organic Oatmeal and Raisin cookies.....but they were given only 1 choice.....Chocolate Chip, biatch.....the most common cookie.  Were they fresh baked?  Cookies from a Big Box store, instead of a small business bakery?  He's only offering them his view of what they need for cookies......is there a way to spin this so it's even dumber?  Best Carolina - formerly known as North Carolina.
 
2013-08-01 09:15:47 AM
What the bill does is require all abortion clinics in NC to maintain the same standards as an outpatient surgical center.  This will cause 16 abortion clinics in NC to either shut down or come up to standard.

The NC Governor must really hate woman.  I mean it's a disgrace that he is looking out for those woman's health!

/ducks back into his dark corner
 
2013-08-01 09:19:03 AM

Argonous: What the bill does is require all abortion clinics in NC to maintain the same standards as an outpatient surgical center.  This will cause 16 abortion clinics in NC to either shut down or come up to standard.

The NC Governor must really hate woman.  I mean it's a disgrace that he is looking out for those woman's health!

/ducks back into his dark corner


It's probably for the best. You're not smart enough to understand the issue.

You best run along and focus on something that doesn't require thinking.
 
2013-08-01 09:27:03 AM
http://liveactionnews.org/cookiegate-pat-mccrory-gives-pro-abortion-pr otestors-cookies-pro-aborts-get-mad-and-leave/

The (IMHO) best article written about the event - and it's written by *gasp* - a woman!
 
2013-08-01 09:29:53 AM
Even Rae Carruth thinks that McCrory was taunting those women in a sexist manner.
 
2013-08-01 09:32:08 AM

Argonous: What the bill does is require all abortion clinics in NC to maintain the same standards as an outpatient surgical center.  This will cause 16 abortion clinics in NC to either shut down or come up to standard.

The NC Governor must really hate woman.  I mean it's a disgrace that he is looking out for those woman's health!

/ducks back into his dark corner


What's on Fox News this morning?
 
2013-08-01 09:37:06 AM
Not trying to be snarky, but why shouldn't abortion clinics be held to the standards of an outpatient surgery? It is an invasive medical procedure after all. I understand that it's a move by anti-abortion groups to limit clinics but at the same time shouldn't they be held to high medical standards? I mean wasn't the point of making abortion legal was so that it was done in a professional regulated clinic? I mean if I was getting outpatient surgery I'd damn sure want to know that it was being heavily monitored and regulated.
 
2013-08-01 09:43:57 AM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Not trying to be snarky, but why shouldn't abortion clinics be held to the standards of an outpatient surgery? It is an invasive medical procedure after all. I understand that it's a move by anti-abortion groups to limit clinics but at the same time shouldn't they be held to high medical standards? I mean wasn't the point of making abortion legal was so that it was done in a professional regulated clinic? I mean if I was getting outpatient surgery I'd damn sure want to know that it was being heavily monitored and regulated.


The American Council of Obstetricians and Gynecologists thinks that the standards that were previously in place were strong enough to keep patients safe. But what do they know? I mean, it's not like they studied female reproductive systems for years and now spend several hours every day dealing with uteruses and vaginas.
 
2013-08-01 09:45:24 AM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Not trying to be snarky, but why shouldn't abortion clinics be held to the standards of an outpatient surgery? It is an invasive medical procedure after all. I understand that it's a move by anti-abortion groups to limit clinics but at the same time shouldn't they be held to high medical standards? I mean wasn't the point of making abortion legal was so that it was done in a professional regulated clinic? I mean if I was getting outpatient surgery I'd damn sure want to know that it was being heavily monitored and regulated.


Stop trying to be reasonable, please. We have no place for that here. If a woman wants to get an abortion in a poorly regulated facility lacking in all the resources of any outpatient surgical facility, that is her right. We don't want to return to the days of where women were forced into shady back alley abortions. They should go into them voluntarily and unwittingly with the assumption that the facility is held to those standards even when it isn't.
 
2013-08-01 09:54:11 AM
If we had a democratically elected government in this state, this would be an unacceptable tyranny of the majority.  What we have instead is a casus belli.
 
2013-08-01 10:06:26 AM
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Life imitates art.
 
2013-08-01 10:08:14 AM
Here's a local news article on it: http://www.wral.com/let-them-eat-pastries-/12725222/The look on the protester's face is priceless
 
2013-08-01 10:27:04 AM
"Aw! Aren't women cute!? I love it when they act like they're as good as men - I'll go give them a cookie."
 
2013-08-01 10:27:21 AM
He didn't make those cookies.
 
2013-08-01 10:35:17 AM

seelorq: He didn't make those cookies.


I have it on good word that the cookies in question were chocolate chip and looked to be highly similar to the kind you'd get at a local supermarket bakery.
 
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