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(TMZ)   Today in News That Will Make You Flaccid: Joan Collins demands that Shirley Jones retract claims in her new autobiography that Collins was a swinger and into foursomes and orgies   (tmz.com) divider line 29
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2013-08-01 07:01:57 AM
They'll be bushed after that row
 
2013-08-01 08:11:08 AM
Both Collins and Jones were pretty damned hot back in the day.

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Yeah, I'm not tossing that out of bed.
 
2013-08-01 09:06:26 AM
Joan was offended because she thought Marty Ingels was included in that foursome.

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2013-08-01 09:07:49 AM
I highly doubt that someone like Collins wasn't into some god damn freaky ass shiat back in the day
 
2013-08-01 09:09:23 AM
It's Hollywood Babylon, people.
Everybody farked everbody all the time.
They still do.
 
2013-08-01 09:16:54 AM
This will end well. In an outdoor pool with much hairpulling.
 
2013-08-01 09:21:00 AM
Yup, MASSIVE, soft-on.
 
2013-08-01 09:21:50 AM
it's an easy conclusion to draw, based on some of the movies Collins made. There's one with an orgy scene in a pool I remember from watching scrambled cable TV in my youth, was quite hot.
 
2013-08-01 09:26:53 AM
Young Joan Collins....very hot. Old Joan Collins...no ah ah!
 
2013-08-01 09:30:50 AM

OtherLittleGuy: This will end well. In an outdoor pool with much hairpulling.


Jello or Pudding?

/I Perfer Pudding
 
2013-08-01 09:40:24 AM
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/couldn't do it enough
 
2013-08-01 09:41:51 AM
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Back in the day, I would have died a happy death after being in the middle of a Shirley Jones-Joan Collins sandwich.
/respect the hotness that was
 
2013-08-01 09:41:55 AM

Brick-House: OtherLittleGuy: This will end well. In an outdoor pool with much hairpulling.

Jello or Pudding?

/I Perfer Pudding


Oatmeal
 
2013-08-01 09:49:07 AM

Vash's Apprentice: Brick-House: OtherLittleGuy: This will end well. In an outdoor pool with much hairpulling.

Jello or Pudding?

/I Perfer Pudding

Oatmeal



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Approves...
 
2013-08-01 10:15:07 AM
And traffic's all backed up due to a mattress on the freeway.  A mattress? Uh-oh.  Joan Collins must be in town!

/That girl sleeps with everyone!
 
2013-08-01 10:40:36 AM

biyaaatci: And traffic's all backed up due to a mattress on the freeway.  A mattress? Uh-oh.  Joan Collins must be in town!

/That girl sleeps with everyone!


BaDOOM..TISH!
 
2013-08-01 11:14:55 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: I highly doubt that someone like Collins wasn't into some god damn freaky ass shiat back in the day


back in the day, a hummer was considered freaky ass-shiat.

/ pre-filtered & xkcd'd
 
2013-08-01 11:25:47 AM
I read that as "Jason" Collins. Was confuzzled.
 
2013-08-01 11:29:41 AM
Those women were hot in their day. I'd get so dirty with them. First I'd !@#$ them in their !@#$ while a !@#$ !@#$s them in ther !@#$ while twenty !@#$s also !@#$ a !#@$ while !@#$ing a !@#$.
 
2013-08-01 12:23:06 PM
This headline makes me double A.

Aroused and Ashamed.
 
2013-08-01 12:48:59 PM

Any Pie Left: it's an easy conclusion to draw, based on some of the movies Collins made. There's one with an orgy scene in a pool I remember from watching scrambled cable TV in my youth, was quite hot.


I got to watch it unscrambled. Yum
 
2013-08-01 01:28:21 PM
Well, she did invent the finger-up-the-arse during a blowjob, so I bet she knows what she's talking about.
 
2013-08-01 01:34:41 PM

Any Pie Left: it's an easy conclusion to draw, based on some of the movies Collins made. There's one with an orgy scene in a pool I remember from watching scrambled cable TV in my youth, was quite hot.


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2013-08-01 01:54:57 PM
And a lovely foursome at that.
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2013-08-01 02:44:44 PM
What's the Sick tag for?
 
2013-08-01 03:29:55 PM

Ratbert42: [www.leninimports.com image 580x824]
/couldn't do it enough


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2013-08-01 03:34:29 PM
The key word here is was, dummy. Either you didn't understand that key verb in your own sentence or this is relevant:

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2013-08-01 03:48:37 PM
So the actress who played sexually adventurous characters back in the day is demanding her reputation not be sullied by the viscous lies of the actress known primarily for her good girl wholesome characters?

And while we're at it, exactly how big must Marty's dick be? I make women laugh, and my wife is a wonderful woman who can make men envious of me, but I don't imagine I'll be bagging that scale of tail.
 
2013-08-01 07:58:05 PM
I'd probably still do joan

collins, not rivers

what kind of freak do you think I am?
 
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