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(ABC 15)   Any idiot can slash a car tire, and a ballsy idiot might do it to a cop car, but it takes a real intellectual titan to slash a cop's tire while the cop is sitting in the vehicle   (abc15.com) divider line 22
    More: Dumbass, Tempe, Tempe Police Department, 7th Street, Tempe police, patrol cars, intellectuals  
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2013-08-01 08:21:04 AM
I think there's a certain heroic aspect to resisting police. I wouldn't do it, but I can't deny the schadenfreude.
 
2013-08-01 08:22:35 AM
Gotta admit, slashing a car's tire whilst sitting inside it is a pretty neat trick.
 
2013-08-01 08:23:25 AM
OK without reading TFA, I'm trying to get this worked out in my head how you slash tired from within the vehicle.
 
2013-08-01 08:24:53 AM

Pangit: OK without reading TFA, I'm trying to get this worked out in my head how you slash tired from within the vehicle.


OK, cop was in the vehicle, not the perp. Got it now. Misread headline is misleading.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 08:28:45 AM
Just how did he slash the tires if he was in the vehicle?

Let's repeat this question another 40 times, shall we?

Don't RTFA or RTFT
 
2013-08-01 08:33:32 AM
"Intellectual Titan."

I'm going to have to start using that one.
 
2013-08-01 08:34:17 AM
He slashed a cops balls?
 
2013-08-01 08:36:28 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: He slashed a cops balls?


Something has to exist, first.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 08:36:31 AM
intellectual sym-bionic titan
3.bp.blogspot.com

alas.. canceled much too soon.
 
2013-08-01 08:37:24 AM
I am reminded of the clip where the guy was cutting a tire on a truck and it blew out and knocked him out and broke his arm.
/instant karma is instant.
 
2013-08-01 08:40:25 AM

Pangit: OK without reading TFA, I'm trying to get this worked out in my head how you slash tired from within the vehicle.


4.bp.blogspot.com
/oh, like you wouldn't be tired
 
2013-08-01 08:42:24 AM
fark you subby, and your auto play link
 
2013-08-01 08:44:24 AM
I have watched someone attempt stealing the roof light bar... so that was pretty amusing.
 
2013-08-01 08:45:37 AM
Tired. Slash. Idiot. Inside. Slash. IDIOT. TIRED. I am not a religious man. Help me see the connection.
 
2013-08-01 08:45:58 AM
images.hemmings.com
 
2013-08-01 08:51:23 AM

dangelder: Tired. Slash. Idiot. Inside. Slash. IDIOT. TIRED. I am not a religious man. Help me see the connection.


Drink some more coffee. It will get better. I promise.
 
2013-08-01 09:02:45 AM

hugram: [images.hemmings.com image 450x211]


Exactly what I was thinking hugram, doubt if many get the reference.
 
2013-08-01 09:09:39 AM
So the officer didn't see the guy actually slash the tire, he just saw him walking away?   I'm not sure I would find him guilty if I was on a jury.
 
2013-08-01 09:19:48 AM

ggecko: hugram: [images.hemmings.com image 450x211]

Exactly what I was thinking hugram, doubt if many get the reference.


I was thinking Porky's or American Graffiti, it's been a while.
 
2013-08-01 09:28:01 AM

minoridiot: So the officer didn't see the guy actually slash the tire, he just saw him walking away?   I'm not sure I would find him guilty if I was on a jury.


He was walking away with a knife in his hand, and he admitted to doing it...


To be fair, if he hopped in a car and instead of waking away, it's not like the cop could have given chase.
 
2013-08-01 09:30:46 AM

Pangit: Pangit: OK without reading TFA, I'm trying to get this worked out in my head how you slash tired from within the vehicle.

OK, cop was in the vehicle, not the perp. Got it now. Misread headline is misleading.


Well, considering the headline was changed, and everyone who is reading your comment now wouldve thought you were an idiot if it wasn`t for me. I think you own me a TF sub.

i.imgur.com

/anyways, I`d be more impressed when one of you rebel badasses manage to slash a cop cars tire while it is driving. Trust me, society appreciates a flow-blown idiot more so than a half-witted idiot
 
2013-08-02 11:50:44 AM
not one comment about his name. Ashton Powers...
 
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