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(CNN)   Ariel Castro's sister says people will be seeing his kinder, gentler, non-kidnapping and beating and raping three girls for a decade side when he speaks at his sentencing hearing   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Ariel Castro, Gina DeJesus, witness testimony, emotional abuse  
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2013-08-01 12:11:27 PM  
3 votes:

serial_crusher: life in prison plus 1,000 years

When he gets out "Futurama" will be a reality show.
2013-08-01 10:29:14 AM  
2 votes:

doglover: Now we get to feed and house this guy in special 100,000k per year chimo cells until someone has the chance to shank him, if ever.

What ever happened to the axe man?

He fed housed those three girls, so it's only fair.
2013-08-01 09:46:57 AM  
2 votes:

serial_crusher: life in prison plus 1,000 years

Do they have a prison cemetery or something?

I'd hate to be his cellmate a couple of months after he dies.
2013-08-01 12:23:19 PM  
1 vote:
And so begins the 1000 years of darkness as prophesied by Chuck Norris.
2013-08-01 10:25:15 AM  
1 vote:

nekom: Dear Mr. Castro:

This place will now be your holding pen until your death. Because death is the only way out. There is no chance of reprieve here, No possibility of escape. You are condemned. Either accept it... Or die...

Put all hope out of your mind. And masturbate as little as possible, it drains the strength!
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