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(TMZ)   Amanda Bynes' cocktail appears to be working. See? All she wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi   (tmz.com ) divider line 18
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2013-08-01 01:00:04 PM  
4 votes:

1derful: I wonder how Miley Cyrus and any other pop trollop who've recently been banging rappers because they think it's the in thing to do feel about learning they've been taking their ques from someone who is literally insane.


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"Que?"
2013-08-01 10:34:18 AM  
3 votes:

PizzaJedi81: Aristocles: who?

Oof...twice already.

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:(
2013-08-01 10:23:06 AM  
3 votes:

Aristocles: who?


Oof...twice already.

i.chzbgr.com
2013-08-01 09:49:06 AM  
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-08-02 11:23:51 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-08-01 12:51:48 PM  
2 votes:

devilskware: doczoidberg: wildcardjack: Well... they say "don't stick it in the crazy" but what if the crazy is properly medicated?


Then she won't be able to orgasm, and you'll be farkin until you're exhausted and just give up.

Why would I care if she has an orgasm or not?


"Hey baby, sex is a race to the finish....and I am UNDEFEATED!!"

/wife hates that joke
//sadly it isn't a joke :(
2013-08-01 11:54:02 AM  
2 votes:
What are you trying to say? I'M crazy?
When I went to YOUR schools, I went to YOUR churches, I went to YOUR institutional learning facilities?
So how can you say I'M crazy?"
2013-08-01 04:12:28 PM  
1 vote:
I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up a chair and they sat down, they go:
Amanda, we need to talk to you
And I go:
Okay what's the matter
They go:
Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems,
You've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody,
We're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself.
So we decided that it would be in your interest if we put you somewhere
Where you could get the help that you need.
And I go:
Wait, what are you talking about, we decided!?
My best interest?! How can you know what's my best interest is?
How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy?
When I went to your schools, I went to your churches,
I went to your institutional learning facilities?! So how can you say I'm crazy?
2013-08-01 04:00:13 PM  
1 vote:
We'll always have "I want Drake to murder my vagina."
2013-08-01 03:34:25 PM  
1 vote:

devilskware: doczoidberg: wildcardjack: Well... they say "don't stick it in the crazy" but what if the crazy is properly medicated?


Then she won't be able to orgasm, and you'll be farkin until you're exhausted and just give up.

Why would I care if she has an orgasm or not?


...Wait, you mean GIRLS can orgasm?! When was THAT invented?
2013-08-01 02:47:28 PM  
1 vote:

Aristocles: who?


Is on first
2013-08-01 02:17:21 PM  
1 vote:

Mixolydian Master: Poopy MacPoop: If you want a Pepsi, pal, you're gonna pay for it!

The just give me a Tab


I can't give you a tab unless you order something.
2013-08-01 01:46:50 PM  
1 vote:

devilskware: Why would I care if she has an orgasm or not?


Because of the knife to the throat when you wake up

/i had a bad experience
2013-08-01 01:15:36 PM  
1 vote:
I'd like to work her cocktail, if you...nevermind.
2013-08-01 12:47:33 PM  
1 vote:

doczoidberg: wildcardjack: Well... they say "don't stick it in the crazy" but what if the crazy is properly medicated?


Then she won't be able to orgasm, and you'll be farkin until you're exhausted and just give up.


Why would I care if she has an orgasm or not?
2013-08-01 12:11:35 PM  
1 vote:
Well... they say "don't stick it in the crazy" but what if the crazy is properly medicated?
2013-08-01 12:00:23 PM  
1 vote:

basemetal: Good, I hope she gets better now hot again

2013-08-01 09:02:05 AM  
1 vote:
Good, I hope she gets better now.

/besides, fark is sick of that gif I post in every negative Amanda Bynes thread.
 
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