ModernLuddite: That's just terrible. He already knew Mandarin, and now he has a job on television. Where can I send my donations?
LrdPhoenix: You don't just magically wake up with knowledge that you didn't have before.
unchellmatt: I told her I'd flown on a fat chicken.
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