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(SeattlePI)   Two men die in alcohol-related crash. Granted, the crash was caused by speeding after they stole beer from a convenience store and were trying to make a getaway, but using anti-smoker logic, these are now alcohol-related deaths   (seattlepi.com ) divider line
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2013-08-01 04:14:17 PM  

bratface: lelio: That kind of death is what people aspire to in Tacoma


What does that mean exactly?


It's Tacoma. Death by mediocrity is usually the best for which they can hope. If you're really, really lucky, you'll have a death by misadventure, which will be talked about for days - that kind of notoriety is hard to drum up in Tacoma.
 
2013-08-01 05:52:17 PM  
Actually, it's probably race related. I heard they were a race of some kind.
 
2013-08-01 06:10:44 PM  

rkiller1: Dear Subbies and Mods,
Today is the first day of August, not April.  You're five months late!
Farkers


Pssst! Four.
 
2013-08-01 06:23:45 PM  

Pawprint: rkiller1: Dear Subbies and Mods,
Today is the first day of August, not April.  You're five months late!
Farkers

Pssst! Four.


thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2013-08-01 06:25:21 PM  

rocinante721: If you are drunk, on a sidewalk & someone who is sober mruns you over, that counts in the stats as an alcohol related death.

It's how MADD inflates their figures.


He's not tilting at windmills; it's how the NTSB does their numbers, but they're just a bit more transparent about it.
 
2013-08-01 06:51:30 PM  

rkiller1: Pawprint: rkiller1: Dear Subbies and Mods,
Today is the first day of August, not April.  You're five months late!
Farkers

Pssst! Four.

thatsthejoke.jpg


All right then, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. But I had no idea if you were like my ex, who would have done this: "April 1st to August 1st? Well [counts on fingers], April, May, June, July, August. Five. Five months."

/While she never said those exact words, she literally would count time spans like that.
 
2013-08-01 08:28:25 PM  

Pawprint: rkiller1: Pawprint: rkiller1: Dear Subbies and Mods,
Today is the first day of August, not April.  You're five months late!
Farkers

Pssst! Four.

thatsthejoke.jpg

All right then, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.


The minmods were on fire about 12 hours ago and I figure it was an inside joke, so I speculated that they had confused today (August 1) with April Fools Day because both months start with the same letter or some such thing.  Anyway, I was probing why the rapid green-lighting and joking at the same time.  Never got an answer so I assume Gene Masseth had his hands on the levers.
 
2013-08-02 12:21:01 AM  

FormlessOne: bratface: lelio: That kind of death is what people aspire to in Tacoma


What does that mean exactly?

It's Tacoma. Death by mediocrity is usually the best for which they can hope. If you're really, really lucky, you'll have a death by misadventure, which will be talked about for days - that kind of notoriety is hard to drum up in Tacoma.


Mr. One, Where exactly do YOU live!
 
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