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(KTAR Phoenix)   Man running for office with the last name of Head creates the most awesome campaign sign ever. "I (heart) Head"   (ktar.com) divider line 50
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2013-08-01 10:01:15 AM  
I take it "awesome" = "predictable"?
 
2013-08-01 10:01:51 AM  
I heart Anthony Stewart Head.
 
2013-08-01 10:02:49 AM  
Running for San Diego mayor?
 
2013-08-01 10:03:05 AM  
All signs will be stolen by road-tripping Austinites in less than 48 hours.
 
2013-08-01 10:04:33 AM  
and who doesn't?
 
2013-08-01 10:05:00 AM  
Even Weiner didn't get that crude.

Well, not publicly. . . .
 
2013-08-01 10:05:17 AM  
I like how the heart is jewel.

like the end of a fancy butt plug.
 
2013-08-01 10:05:31 AM  
I wanna get Head in the office.

Make of that what you will.
 
2013-08-01 10:06:35 AM  
Will he compete with Weiner for the news.  Only time will tell
 
2013-08-01 10:06:38 AM  
"Love you 'til you're dead!"
 
2013-08-01 10:09:08 AM  
Well no reason to click the link, subby thanks for giving away the surprise.
 
2013-08-01 10:09:45 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

/Supposedly, they chose that title so that the tagline for their next film could be: "From the people that gave you 'Head.'"
 
2013-08-01 10:13:34 AM  
si0.twimg.com
 
2013-08-01 10:17:15 AM  
I don't see it as any more gimmicky than what most politicians do when they try to get creative. And reading through his platform he seems like a pretty reasonable guy, but I'm sure the Arizona Derpsquad will make him out to be someone who wants to force everyone traveling through Sky Harbor get gay married or something.
 
2013-08-01 10:18:28 AM  
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Gives good cone
 
2013-08-01 10:18:57 AM  
GIVE HEAD
   a chance
 
2013-08-01 10:19:02 AM  
All we need now is a large fellow with Cox for a surname.

We heart big Cox.
 
2013-08-01 10:22:35 AM  
Was hoping his first name would be Richard, but no luck.
 
2013-08-01 10:24:10 AM  

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: I like how the heart is jewel.

like the end of a fancy butt plug.


Well, he is openly gay.
 
2013-08-01 10:24:56 AM  
www.businesspundit.com
 
2013-08-01 10:25:13 AM  
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2013-08-01 10:29:12 AM  

RayD8: All we need now is a large fellow with Cox for a surname.

We heart big Cox.


There's a flooring company near where I live called Cox Hardwood.
 
2013-08-01 10:29:30 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Was hoping his first name would be Richard, but no luck.


Went to school with a dude whose name was Wayne Kerr.
 
2013-08-01 10:30:01 AM  
I'm not sure he'll do well in the election. He's not popular with the female constituency, and people have said that he's slimy and leaves a bad taste in your mouth. That said, his polls' are up, and plenty of people are rushing to find positions on his staff, so that's a good sign.
 
2013-08-01 10:31:30 AM  
I remember, long ago in Michigan, a billboard saying "Dick Headley For Jobs!"
 
2013-08-01 10:31:40 AM  
This reminds me of the guy named Rick James who ran for office and kept getting his campaign signs stolen.  This was right around the time when the Chapelle skit about Charlie Murphy came out and this guy couldn't figure out why his signs were so popular.
 
2013-08-01 10:35:33 AM  
Just imagine if he gets in office.. when he goes for re-election, the signs will read "Four more years of Head - you know you want it"
 
2013-08-01 10:35:44 AM  

AUAIOMRN: GIVE HEAD
   a chance


...not even the tip.
 
2013-08-01 10:38:41 AM  
I am big fan of Head, but when asked detailed questions, he's very open ended.  His aids aren't very much help either, but it doesn't help that they got shafted on their positions.  Hopefully he can make changes for the better, because the funding in this town is really plugged up.
 
2013-08-01 10:44:45 AM  

Next political slogan:

Give me Head or give me death!


.. maybe with some modified version of the "don't tread on me" snake to make it slightly more phallic ....
 
2013-08-01 10:47:09 AM  

jfivealive: I am big fan of Head, but when asked detailed questions, he's very open ended.  His aids aren't very much help either, but it doesn't help that they got shafted on their positions.  Hopefully he can make changes for the better, because the funding in this town is really plugged up.


This is a phallusy.
 
2013-08-01 10:51:22 AM  
t.qkme.me
 
2013-08-01 11:10:31 AM  
If Bill Clinton ever makes a comeback...the posters are ready.
 
2013-08-01 11:11:26 AM  
USA, where politics operate like an episode of "Here comes Honey Boo Boo"
 
2013-08-01 11:11:50 AM  
So he'll hear a lot of promises from constituents about how great they are and are fully on board and have no problems but will never deliver the vote...?
 
2013-08-01 11:21:37 AM  

DrBear: If Bill Clinton ever makes a comeback...the posters are ready.


mrsec.com

I don't come back anywhere...never dip your bucket in the same well twice.
 
2013-08-01 11:27:50 AM  

RayD8: All we need now is a large fellow with Cox for a surname.

We heart big Cox.


In NC, there's a car dealership called Cox Toyota. His slogan is "Before you buy, give Cox a try."

He must be 100% oblivious to the innuendo, because he's had several ads where little kids say it.
 
2013-08-01 11:32:09 AM  

Fireproof: RayD8: All we need now is a large fellow with Cox for a surname.

We heart big Cox.

In NC, there's a car dealership called Cox Toyota. His slogan is "Before you buy, give Cox a try."

He must be 100% oblivious to the innuendo, because he's had several ads where little kids say it.



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2013-08-01 11:43:28 AM  

abfalter: I remember, long ago in Michigan, a billboard saying "Dick Headley For Jobs!"


I was a sophomore that year. Someone had arranged for Dick Headlee to speak on campus, and posted leaflets on every available surface. Someone got ahold of some white cloth tape and carefully covered the "lee" on every leaflet. Someone else came along later and helpfully illustrated the leaflets.
 
2013-08-01 11:58:03 AM  
Ant relation to Harold?
 
2013-08-01 12:48:07 PM  
The comments section sure is full of derp...I know that's nothing new, but still...
 
2013-08-01 01:15:34 PM  
Don't know what his platform is, but I'd vote for him just for that.
 
2013-08-01 02:30:00 PM  
One thing that I like about the folks on Fark, is compare this comments section to the section within the article.  I only read the first few but all of them seemed to be from homophobes and fairly hateful.  Kind of odd to, I went through Austin awhile ago and they didn't seem to be this ignorant.
 
2013-08-01 03:01:53 PM  
Actual Japanese hair product

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-01 03:40:52 PM  
This song is extremely appropriate (and NSFW to boot)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRIEQxMC2Do
 
2013-08-01 04:21:19 PM  
Where do I sign up to vote?
 
2013-08-01 04:36:48 PM  

nickleburn: One thing that I like about the folks on Fark, is compare this comments section to the section within the article.  I only read the first few but all of them seemed to be from homophobes and fairly hateful.  Kind of odd to, I went through Austin awhile ago and they didn't seem to be this ignorant.


Since it is the internet, they could very likely not be from Austin.
 
2013-08-01 05:17:53 PM  
Already been done by a certain ski manufacturer.

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2013-08-01 08:12:00 PM  
Is he that guy who went to Bangkok to play chess?
 
2013-08-02 12:03:37 AM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Is he that guy who went to Bangkok to play chess?


He gets his kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
 
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