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(My Fox Philly)   Drunk woman stumbles into Ikea, vomits on couch and then kicks her shoes off and goes to sleep in a bed. Employees let her sleep it off until closing time   (myfoxphilly.com) divider line 35
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2013-07-31 11:54:47 PM
(Bed requires assembly. Woman not included in price. Price of woman open to negotiation.)
 
2013-08-01 12:01:04 AM
She's gonna have to pay for that couch, though
 
2013-08-01 12:11:52 AM
Probably just returning some bad meatballs.
 
2013-08-01 12:33:56 AM
www.lolz.se

The new IKEA Pukkonit couch, shown with optional complimentary accessories.
 
2013-08-01 12:38:18 AM
Oh dear, somebody said "mattress" to Ms. Lempel.
 
2013-08-01 03:36:23 AM
Good for IKEA.  They made sure a potential future customer was treated with respect in hopes that she would return to their store... preferably not quite so drunk.
 
2013-08-01 04:47:19 AM
I will admit to having passed out for an hour on the Karlstad chaise at the Tukwila store.
 
2013-08-01 04:47:22 AM
i like your lifestyle.
 
2013-08-01 04:52:22 AM
Why did no customers call the cops? All she really needed was a 'Rambo' type shower and she'd of sobered up fast.
 
2013-08-01 04:53:05 AM

robohobo: Why did no customers call the cops?


It didn't happen in the US.
 
2013-08-01 04:57:34 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: robohobo: Why did no customers call the cops?

It didn't happen in the US.


heheh snort
 
2013-08-01 05:00:01 AM
Mom?
 
2013-08-01 05:07:19 AM
It was an IKEA in Isreal.  What's an Isreal?
 
2013-08-01 05:12:35 AM

Mitch Mitchell: It was an IKEA in Isreal.  What's an Isreal?


Something that isn't fake.
 
2013-08-01 05:38:45 AM
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Hey guys what's going on in this thread?
 
2013-08-01 06:02:51 AM
What's her Fark handle?
 
2013-08-01 06:25:53 AM
Well that's just good manners, taking your shoes off before going to bed.  And she didn't put her shoes on the couch. Another plus.
 
2013-08-01 06:28:48 AM
Good call on the store employees. Better she sleep there than try to drive (or more dangerously, walk) home.

I'm okay with a hero tag for them, as they probably got closer to saving actual lives than most of us will.

Israel, huh. Yeah, US wouldn't have been so nice, but it's likely the employees would have been held legally responsible if she had gotten in her car and killed someone so. . . .
 
2013-08-01 07:11:26 AM
If it were America, they would have woke her up with pepper spray and a tazer.

/STOP RESISTING
//zZZzzZZZzz
///STOP RESISTING
////zap
 
2013-08-01 07:17:20 AM
Yup, in a US branch she'd have been chased out with Peppår Sprāï and a Tæzär.
 
2013-08-01 07:29:37 AM
I once lived near a bar that had a cot in a back room, used as needed. The room had access to a restroom and water.
The Men's Room deserves mention. The graffiti on the walls was written in correct Latin. Some customers sat @ the bar *reading*. This place was also popular w/ bikers and they had great bands on weekends.
 
2013-08-01 07:47:15 AM
Some day American society will remember that we're human and then maybe we can have sane rational reactions to other people's bad days as well.
 
2013-08-01 07:54:33 AM

picturescrazy: Some day American society will remember that we're human and then maybe we can have sane rational reactions to other people's bad days as well.


You sound effete.
 
2013-08-01 07:55:29 AM
This was handled correctly as opposed to North America, where police would have not only shot her but emptied their clips doing it.
 
2013-08-01 08:16:06 AM

picturescrazy: Some day American society will remember that we're human and then maybe we can have sane rational reactions to other people's bad days as well.


This is 'Merica you Commie Bastid.  GERD GUNS AND GUTS!!!! YEAH!!


this could've been such a great place but, we blew it.
 
2013-08-01 08:32:06 AM
No no no - if this happened here it'd be:

"The workers at IKEA left her alone for the whole evening until closing time, when a security guard went over and raped her repeatedly, the Times says."
 
2013-08-01 08:39:21 AM
So the review of the Ikea couch is that it's barfworthy but the bed is awesome!
 
2013-08-01 08:41:40 AM
antidumbass: I once lived near a bar that had a cot in a back room, used as needed. The room had access to a restroom and water. The Men's Room deserves mention. The graffiti on the walls was written in correct Latin. Some customers sat @ the bar *reading*. This place was also popular w/ bikers and they had great bands on weekends.

Romani ite Domum?
 
2013-08-01 08:50:26 AM

alltim: This was handled correctly as opposed to North America, where police would have not only shot her but emptied their clips doing it.


America F*ck Yea.
 
2013-08-01 08:54:44 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-01 11:12:37 AM
Recently shopped at Ikea, was a fan of the number of hot young moms there.

The bonus was couples fighting over crap their home didn't need in the first place.
 
2013-08-01 12:50:54 PM
Everyone has a bad day. Nice of them to understand.
 
2013-08-01 01:31:36 PM

Warthog: Yup, in a US branch she'd have been chased out with Peppår Sprāï and a Tæzär.


www.ski-epic.com

/Hot like  Peppår Sprāï
 
2013-08-01 04:34:56 PM

antidumbass: I once lived near a bar that had a cot in a back room, used as needed. The room had access to a restroom and water.
The Men's Room deserves mention. The graffiti on the walls was written in correct Latin. Some customers sat @ the bar *reading*. This place was also popular w/ bikers and they had great bands on weekends.


I would cross oceans to visit this bar.  Point me to the right city and I'll use process of elimination from there.
 
2013-08-02 02:07:35 AM

antidumbass: I once lived near a bar that had a cot in a back room, used as needed. The room had access to a restroom and water.
The Men's Room deserves mention. The graffiti on the walls was written in correct Latin. Some customers sat @ the bar *reading*. This place was also popular w/ bikers and they had great bands on weekends.


If it sounds too good to be true... aw hell in this case point me there and I'm gone.
 
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