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(Patriot Ledger)   Naked woman running on beach shouting "This is going to be the best day of my life" charged with open and gross lewdness after people notice she is 45   (patriotledger.com) divider line 62
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2013-07-31 10:18:55 PM
I'm going to need some pictures to tell what her bail (she wasn't arrested, but still) should be, but I'm also glad she wasn't tased on the bestest day of her life!
 
2013-07-31 10:29:27 PM
Oh my God. What will happen to the children who find out what members of their species look like.
 
2013-07-31 10:33:47 PM
epguides.com
 
2013-07-31 10:48:52 PM
According to the picture, my wife who's 49 is so much hotter.

/not disparaging you honey bunny
 
2013-08-01 01:54:13 AM

AlwaysRightBoy: According to the picture, my wife who's 49 is so much hotter.

/not disparaging you honey bunny


I guess the pic isn't available on my phone, so I can't decide if she should be charged with public indecency, or be given a slap on her boobs and bush.
 
2013-08-01 02:10:10 AM

revrendjim: Oh my God. What will happen to the children who find out what members of their species look like.


Either shrug their shoulders or burn in hell. There is no middle ground.
 
2013-08-01 02:13:44 AM
Bryan Adam smiles at her shenanigans:

thewallmachine.com
 
2013-08-01 02:14:51 AM
*Adams
 
2013-08-01 02:21:18 AM
Truly a shiat country.
 
2013-08-01 02:21:25 AM
this article useless without.....no wait.....on second thought.....
 
2013-08-01 02:22:32 AM
old people are silly

/40
 
2013-08-01 02:25:18 AM
Open and gross lewdness? Is there a separate charge for discreet and tasteful lewdness? Because if there is, there go my Thursday afternoons.
 
2013-08-01 02:26:53 AM
If she was intoxicated throw her in the drunk tank til she's not.  Otherwise it's a non-issue.
 
2013-08-01 02:29:04 AM
Police state.
 
2013-08-01 02:29:08 AM
Well, was it?


Mark Ratner: AlwaysRightBoy: According to the picture, my wife who's 49 is so much hotter.

/not disparaging you honey bunny

I guess the pic isn't available on my phone, so I can't decide if she should be charged with public indecency, or be given a slap on her boobs and bush.


On a PC and I'm not seeing it either. Someone care to post so we can make our own judgmental comments?
 
2013-08-01 02:35:48 AM
Believe me subby, there are plenty of 45 year olds that I want see naked. But then again, I'm 41.
 
2013-08-01 02:45:30 AM
Here it's legal. Does it go state by state down there?
 
2013-08-01 02:46:04 AM
Fuller said that several other lifeguards rushed over to the cruiser

Way to keep your eyes on whats important, asshole  lifeguards. Hint- a naked human isnt that big of a deal. Kids possibly drowning... yeah.
 
2013-08-01 02:48:35 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Police state.


One wonders what proportion of the world's nations would allow such behavior with impunity.  I'd bet very few would tolerate it with shrugged shoulders, but on the other hand very few would think it worth the trouble to bring her to trial.  If that's the case, America's problem is legalism, not being a police state.
 
2013-08-01 02:58:14 AM

ShannonKW: AverageAmericanGuy: Police state.

One wonders what proportion of the world's nations would allow such behavior with impunity.  I'd bet very few would tolerate it with shrugged shoulders, but on the other hand very few would think it worth the trouble to bring her to trial.  If that's the case, America's problem is legalism, not being a police state.


Actually, a very right side of the aisle made a good case for us being already a police state, just not fully implemented. All of the framework and foundations have been laid. I agree with what he said, and I am not on the right side of the aisle. His name is Brian Suits. Capt. USAR ( artillery ). He might have it on his page, but kfi am640 would have a past podcast. It was about 3 weeks ago. Maybe 2 .
 
2013-08-01 02:58:25 AM
The fact that a naked human is illegal is simply one more strike against modernity.

We're gonna have to re-boot society from Roman times pretty soon.
 
2013-08-01 03:00:01 AM
With apologies to Capt Suits -  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryan_Suits
 
2013-08-01 03:09:40 AM
Was she hip and cool?
 
2013-08-01 03:11:06 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-01 03:16:05 AM
So was this a slim, fit 45 year old? Lightly tanned, springing along the beach smiling? Spreading joy and warm fuzzy rays of muted satisfaction to all those in the vicinity?
Or was it a stampeding oversized bag of swollen cold grease and fat? Leaking farts, sweat and huge wafts of rank vaginal moisture all over everyone? Stomping through the kid's sandcastles and snorting like a cornered hog as her own tits hit her in the face spraying tit-sweat and slobber into the surf where it stains the water like a greasy dead rainbow slick of foul smelling effluent?
Because one is better than the other.
 
2013-08-01 03:16:40 AM
Did the scene, perchance, resemble this in any form?

I suppose that we'll never, ever know.


Link's quite NSFW..
 
2013-08-01 03:17:58 AM
Last time I got naked on a beach, my fully clothed friends grabbed my clothes and played keep away. Fortunately, it was late at night. Unfortunately, it was in San Francisco: freezing water and cold wind. Good story, though.
 
2013-08-01 03:18:36 AM

YoOjo: So was this a slim, fit 45 year old? Lightly tanned, springing along the beach smiling? Spreading joy and warm fuzzy rays of muted satisfaction to all those in the vicinity?
Or was it a stampeding oversized bag of swollen cold grease and fat? Leaking farts, sweat and huge wafts of rank vaginal moisture all over everyone? Stomping through the kid's sandcastles and snorting like a cornered hog as her own tits hit her in the face spraying tit-sweat and slobber into the surf where it stains the water like a greasy dead rainbow slick of foul smelling effluent?
Because one is better than the other.


God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
 
2013-08-01 03:24:41 AM
I wouldn't mind if 46 going on 47 Halle Berry ran around nude.
/Don't know how a woman of her age keep getting preggers
 
2013-08-01 03:47:08 AM
For the children.
 
2013-08-01 03:55:30 AM
What's so lewd about merely being naked in a place where wearing very little clothing is normal and expected? As opposed to getting nekkid in church, say?
 
2013-08-01 03:58:57 AM

NorCalLos: Last time I got naked on a beach, my fully clothed friends grabbed my clothes and played keep away. Fortunately, it was late at night. Unfortunately, it was in San Francisco: freezing water and cold wind. Good story, though.


With the added drama that no cop would give a damn.

Well... Maybe you'd get an eye roll.
 
2013-08-01 04:04:40 AM
The weird thing is that with a string bikini and some pasties she wouldn't have been legally lewd, most likely.

The government regulates:
What clothing you must wear.
How much water you're allowed to use to flush shiat down the toilet.
What type of light bulbs you can use.
What types of pets you can have.

And no one bats an eye. But when they come for the guns . . .

This woman probably could have legally been running around crazy with a gun as long as she had a string bikini on.
 
2013-08-01 04:34:12 AM
us.cdn001.fansshare.com

48
/Yes, please.
// fappity fap
/// hotter than a thousand burning suns
 
2013-08-01 05:11:06 AM

Sinbox: Did the scene, perchance, resemble this in any form?

I suppose that we'll never, ever know.


Link's quite NSFW..


Calm your tits.

No.
 
2013-08-01 05:24:49 AM
Forget it, Jake.  It's Weymouth.
 
2013-08-01 06:31:19 AM
If a woman took care of herself she can look damn good at 45, but who are we kidding? This is the land of freedom.
She probably had moss growing under her gunt
 
2013-08-01 06:33:54 AM
Am I the only one who is surprised this did not take place in Florida?
 
2013-08-01 06:43:07 AM
I just keep thinking, man, she must have a really hard life if going insane and being charged with some crimes is the best day of her life.
 
2013-08-01 06:55:36 AM
The rule has always been the ones who get naked in public are never the ones you want them to.
 
2013-08-01 07:02:29 AM
As far as 45-year-olds from Metro Boston....

I swear there are some that drink from the same age-defying stock as Jeather Graham.

/just saying
 
2013-08-01 07:19:23 AM
Oh no, Breasts! EVERYBODY PANIC!
 
2013-08-01 07:35:07 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: I wouldn't mind if 46 going on 47 Halle Berry ran around nude.
/Don't know how a woman of her age keep getting preggers


"When a man and a woman really love each other..."
 
2013-08-01 07:41:01 AM
Don't let them get you down, ma'am . Come party with us at Burning Man. You're welcome to run around naked and enjoy yourself there.
 
2013-08-01 07:53:09 AM
How's that positive thinking working out for you?
 
2013-08-01 07:57:59 AM

Sinbox: Did the scene, perchance, resemble this in any form?

I suppose that we'll never, ever know.


Link's quite NSFW..


Ewww, make sure you don't have a mouthful of coffee if you click on that link.
 
2013-08-01 08:00:33 AM

phygz: [us.cdn001.fansshare.com image 450x524]

48
/Yes, please.
// fappity fap
/// hotter than a thousand burning suns


You do realize that's a fairly heavily PSed pic, don't you ?

Not saying Ms. Hurley isn't hot, only that, though I've never been in her presence, I'm pretty sure she doesn't actually look soft-focused and plasticky in real life.
 
2013-08-01 08:29:34 AM
media.oceaninspire.com

Call me when she decides to strip down naked and take a run on the beach.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 08:40:28 AM
Pics or it didn't happen.

/oblig
 
2013-08-01 09:13:38 AM

sleeps in trees: Here it's legal. Does it go state by state down there?


Yeah, we're pretty farked up about the human body.  Most states have it against the law everywhere public.  A few states (e.g. Oregon, Cali, Texas) leave it up to individual cities/counties, so there are places where it's legal.  Arkansas is so far right on the issue that they even ban promoting nudity, meaning you can't have a nudist resort or advertise for one anywhere inside the state (which is sad, because it's such a beautiful state to be naked in)
 
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