AlwaysRightBoy: According to the picture, my wife who's 49 is so much hotter./not disparaging you honey bunny
revrendjim: Oh my God. What will happen to the children who find out what members of their species look like.
Mark Ratner: AlwaysRightBoy: According to the picture, my wife who's 49 is so much hotter./not disparaging you honey bunnyI guess the pic isn't available on my phone, so I can't decide if she should be charged with public indecency, or be given a slap on her boobs and bush.
AverageAmericanGuy: Police state.
ShannonKW: AverageAmericanGuy: Police state.One wonders what proportion of the world's nations would allow such behavior with impunity. I'd bet very few would tolerate it with shrugged shoulders, but on the other hand very few would think it worth the trouble to bring her to trial. If that's the case, America's problem is legalism, not being a police state.
YoOjo: So was this a slim, fit 45 year old? Lightly tanned, springing along the beach smiling? Spreading joy and warm fuzzy rays of muted satisfaction to all those in the vicinity?Or was it a stampeding oversized bag of swollen cold grease and fat? Leaking farts, sweat and huge wafts of rank vaginal moisture all over everyone? Stomping through the kid's sandcastles and snorting like a cornered hog as her own tits hit her in the face spraying tit-sweat and slobber into the surf where it stains the water like a greasy dead rainbow slick of foul smelling effluent?Because one is better than the other.
NorCalLos: Last time I got naked on a beach, my fully clothed friends grabbed my clothes and played keep away. Fortunately, it was late at night. Unfortunately, it was in San Francisco: freezing water and cold wind. Good story, though.
Sinbox: Did the scene, perchance, resemble this in any form?I suppose that we'll never, ever know.Link's quite NSFW..
drjekel_mrhyde: I wouldn't mind if 46 going on 47 Halle Berry ran around nude./Don't know how a woman of her age keep getting preggers
phygz: [us.cdn001.fansshare.com image 450x524]48/Yes, please.// fappity fap/// hotter than a thousand burning suns
sleeps in trees: Here it's legal. Does it go state by state down there?
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