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(WESH Orlando)   I used to sleepwalk then I took a bullet to the knee   (wesh.com) divider line 16
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2013-07-31 11:57:00 PM
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2013-08-01 01:16:31 AM
No, Ambien Walrus, I don't think it's a good idea to do that.
Of course it is. It won't hurt because those are jellybean bullets. Do it and you'll get fried chicken.
I like fried chicken...
If you don't do it, I won't give you fried chicken.
Maybe I should pee in the hamper first.
Good idea.
Okay. Here goes.  *BLAM*
 
2013-08-01 01:24:17 AM
"...shot himself in the leg?"

He was probably depressed...maybe someone stole his sweet-roll.
 
2013-08-01 01:24:38 AM
Glock: The perfect marriage of stupid, Condition 1 carry, and no manual safety.
 
2013-08-01 01:26:35 AM
Well, the right of the people to sleep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
 
2013-08-01 01:27:29 AM
The Cloud District is rough at night.
 
2013-08-01 01:27:52 AM
ANYONE ELSE WANTA A LIMP???!!!!
 
2013-08-01 01:34:40 AM
In a standoff with the Dream Police?
 
2013-08-01 01:43:32 AM
Sleepwalking guy with a gun mistakes his knee for his wife?
 
2013-08-01 01:46:19 AM
No longer a stand your ground case.
 
2013-08-01 01:47:39 AM
Oh Susanna...I got a bullet on my knee.
 
2013-08-01 01:48:21 AM
If he must sleep with weaponry at arms length, perhaps he should consider an RPG or a FIM-92 Stinger missile system.  Both boast considerable firepower and have the added bonus of being nearly impossible to operate while asleep.
 
2013-08-01 02:04:17 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-01 04:39:21 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: No, Ambien Walrus, I don't think it's a good idea to do that.
Of course it is. It won't hurt because those are jellybean bullets. Do it and you'll get fried chicken.
I like fried chicken...
If you don't do it, I won't give you fried chicken.
Maybe I should pee in the hamper first.
Good idea.
Okay. Here goes.  *BLAM*


Heart this
 
2013-08-01 05:09:21 AM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x255]


Is that Justin Bieber?
 
2013-08-01 07:59:14 AM
Hmmm, most of the time it's somebody sleep-shooting their partner.  Maybe this is on the up-and-up.
 
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