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2013-08-01 12:13:54 AM
How very foolish of him. Something tells me Mr. Clooney can kiss thise sweet, sweet Sudanese box office receipts goodbye.
 
2013-08-01 01:36:35 AM

Two Dogs Farking: How very foolish of him. Something tells me Mr. Clooney can kiss thise sweet, sweet Sudanese box office receipts goodbye.


The fool.  He's literally throwing away millions thousands hundreds dollars.
 
2013-08-01 06:09:36 AM
"...keeping a satellite over the border of North and South Sudan ..."

Photo recon satellites do not work like that.
 
2013-08-01 06:25:16 AM

Krumet: "...keeping a satellite over the border of North and South Sudan ..."

Photo recon satellites do not work like that.


Geosynchronous orbit, how does it work?
 
2013-08-01 06:30:04 AM

HMS_Blinkin: Krumet: "...keeping a satellite over the border of North and South Sudan ..."

Photo recon satellites do not work like that.

Geosynchronous orbit, how does it work?


No satellite can image from geosynchronous orbit with the resolution required for this type of observation.
 
2013-08-01 06:57:28 AM

Krumet: HMS_Blinkin: Krumet: "...keeping a satellite over the border of North and South Sudan ..."

Photo recon satellites do not work like that.

Geosynchronous orbit, how does it work?

No satellite can image from geosynchronous orbit with the resolution required for this type of observation.


It must have the 'Zoom/Enhance' feature,
 
2013-08-01 07:08:31 AM

Krumet: HMS_Blinkin: Krumet: "...keeping a satellite over the border of North and South Sudan ..."

Photo recon satellites do not work like that.

Geosynchronous orbit, how does it work?

No satellite can image from geosynchronous orbit with the resolution required for this type of observation.


www2.astrium-geo.com

FORMOSAT-2

High Res
 
2013-08-01 07:16:34 AM

RexTalionis: FORMOSAT-2


That satellite is in an 888km high sun synchronous orbit. Which is fairly typical for this type of observation sat. The KH=11/12 sats operate in a very similar orbit. Geosynchronous is about 42,000km.
 
2013-08-01 07:24:58 AM
He thinks he's still Batman.
 
2013-08-01 07:37:38 AM

Mugato: He thinks he's still Batman.


What if Batman & Robin was his way of fooling us into thinking he wasn't?
 
2013-08-01 07:37:55 AM
Yes, every time we send humanitarian aid to a country with a brutal dictatorship it goes right to the people in need. Nope, we never have to send troops.

Oh and when those troops do what they're supposed to do, we never freak out that they are doing that. Because guns shoot rainbows and all those dead soldiers re-spawned somewhere else.
 
2013-08-01 08:00:24 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Yes, every time we send humanitarian aid to a country with a brutal dictatorship it goes right to the people in need. Nope, we never have to send troops.

Oh and when those troops do what they're supposed to do, we never freak out that they are doing that. Because guns shoot rainbows and all those dead soldiers re-spawned somewhere else.


We can just drop sarcasm detectors on our enemies.
 
2013-08-01 08:01:38 AM

YodaBlues: Mugato: He thinks he's still Batman.

What if Batman & Robin was his way of fooling us into thinking he wasn't?


The greatest trick Batman & Robin ever played was convincing us they didn't exist.
 
2013-08-01 08:08:34 AM
I don't see eye to eye with him on a lot of things, but you gotta admire his chutzpah.
 
2013-08-01 08:32:05 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Oh and when those troops do what they're supposed to do, we never freak out that they are doing that. Because guns shoot rainbows and all those dead soldiers re-spawned somewhere else.


What else do you expect from a generation raised on Call of Duty?
 
2013-08-01 08:48:30 AM

Krumet: RexTalionis: FORMOSAT-2

That satellite is in an 888km high sun synchronous orbit. Which is fairly typical for this type of observation sat. The KH=11/12 sats operate in a very similar orbit. Geosynchronous is about 42,000km.

22,500 miles.

FTFY

/USA USA USA!!!
 
2013-08-01 08:49:30 AM
First of all, I am a full supporter of the "No matter how hot someone is..." theory. However, if you can casually let go of this:
grind365.com

, I imagine you have to find unusual things that actually interest you
 
2013-08-01 08:55:06 AM
He could help OJ find the real killer
 
2013-08-01 08:56:30 AM

Krumet: "...keeping a satellite over the border of North and South Sudan ..."

Photo recon satellites do not work like that.


It should be noted that he said is not inconsistent with paying for time with a constellation of satellites, each taking turns observing Sudan, so long as at least one satellite is over Sudan at any given time.
 
2013-08-01 09:18:19 AM
How about looking at someplace closer to home.  Use your cash to look into federal officials (congress members, etc.)  Oh right, he doesn't want an accidental drone strike or sticky accelerator/faulty brake.
 
2013-08-01 09:31:29 AM

Crewmannumber6: I don't see eye to eye with him on a lot of things, but you gotta admire his chutzpah.


^ ^ This ^ ^

He is someone who does much more than show up at rallies for the photo op. Agree with him or not, he is someone who has informed convictions and stands by them.
 
2013-08-01 09:37:53 AM
Talk the talk and walk the walk, Mr. Clooney. Good on you.
 
2013-08-01 09:52:28 AM
$10 million or $15 million per movie?  If he's made $150 million by now, he's bought a couple houses, bought some cars, traveled the world, seduced many women, taken a few unnecessary lessons.  So now he has $100 million left.  What would you do?
 
2013-08-01 10:02:56 AM
I wanna add that every headline concerning Clooney should be accompanied with a Hero tag
 
2013-08-01 10:04:26 AM
He should stay in his truck
 
2013-08-01 10:07:55 AM

Mind of the North Star: I wanna add that every headline concerning Clooney should be accompanied with a Hero tag


Except for those disgusting stories about how he's dating models half his age instead of settling down and getting married with children.
 
2013-08-01 11:32:18 AM

Mugato: Mind of the North Star: I wanna add that every headline concerning Clooney should be accompanied with a Hero tag

Except for those disgusting stories about how he's dating models half his age instead of settling down and getting married with children.


He's waiting for the cloning option to be perfected.
 
2013-08-01 11:47:26 AM

Mugato: Mind of the North Star: I wanna add that every headline concerning Clooney should be accompanied with a Hero tag

Except for those disgusting stories about how he's dating models half his age instead of settling down and getting married with children.


No, especially those stories
 
2013-08-01 11:49:44 AM
This is a guy NOTED for saying rediculous and funny things to the press.
A recent recollection was that his most recent cosmetic surgery involved "having the wrinkles on his balls smoothed out... Ball-Ironing.. "
Im suprised no one thinks this is just a joke.
 
2013-08-01 11:56:35 AM

xnecron: Mugato: Mind of the North Star: I wanna add that every headline concerning Clooney should be accompanied with a Hero tag

Except for those disgusting stories about how he's dating models half his age instead of settling down and getting married with children.

No, especially those stories


THIS

He is doing it right. Why get married when the women are dropping at your feet? How long does the average Hollywood marriage last 3 years? Then give up half your shiat? No thanks, bring in the next model please...
 
2013-08-01 12:01:23 PM

FunkOut: Mugato: Mind of the North Star: I wanna add that every headline concerning Clooney should be accompanied with a Hero tag

Except for those disgusting stories about how he's dating models half his age instead of settling down and getting married with children.

He's waiting for the cloning option to be perfected.


George Cloney?

/That was bad and I should feel bad
 
2013-08-01 12:15:29 PM

Piizzadude: xnecron: Mugato: Mind of the North Star: I wanna add that every headline concerning Clooney should be accompanied with a Hero tag

Except for those disgusting stories about how he's dating models half his age instead of settling down and getting married with children.

No, especially those stories

THIS

He is doing it right. Why get married when the women are dropping at your feet? How long does the average Hollywood marriage last 3 years? Then give up half your shiat? No thanks, bring in the next model please...


mjoines.com
 
2013-08-01 01:01:05 PM

igotitb4you: FunkOut: Mugato: Mind of the North Star: I wanna add that every headline concerning Clooney should be accompanied with a Hero tag

Except for those disgusting stories about how he's dating models half his age instead of settling down and getting married with children.

He's waiting for the cloning option to be perfected.

George Cloney?

/That was bad and I should feel bad


You should...but I laughed anyway.
 
2013-08-01 02:24:08 PM

Mugato: Piizzadude: xnecron: Mugato: Mind of the North Star: I wanna add that every headline concerning Clooney should be accompanied with a Hero tag

Except for those disgusting stories about how he's dating models half his age instead of settling down and getting married with children.

No, especially those stories

THIS

He is doing it right. Why get married when the women are dropping at your feet? How long does the average Hollywood marriage last 3 years? Then give up half your shiat? No thanks, bring in the next model please...

[mjoines.com image 452x339]


got the joke, it just was worth repeating.
 
2013-08-01 05:11:13 PM
Maybe one of the reasons he was such a terrible Batman is because he's really a secret superhero and wanted to throw the public off his trail?

Or maybe that dude's had so awesome a life that he can't play permanently traumatized supergeniuses. That might be a better guess.
 
2013-08-01 05:18:05 PM
Why do all these actors get involved in politics? How retarded. Good way to ruin your acting reputation.
 
2013-08-01 05:42:30 PM

BurrisYeltsin: Why do all these actors get involved in politics? How retarded. Good way to ruin your acting reputation.


Yes!  Shame on someone paying attention to world events and doing what they can to create a more positive world!  BURN THEM!!!
 
2013-08-01 07:51:09 PM
"I want the war criminal to have the same amount of attention that I get. I think that's fair."

Anyone who farks with Omar al-Bashir is all right in my book.
 
2013-08-02 03:24:34 AM
Gob bless you Mr.Clooney, you magnificent bastard.
 
2013-08-02 06:35:14 AM

Nana's Vibrator: $10 million or $15 million per movie?  If he's made $150 million by now, he's bought a couple houses, bought some cars, traveled the world, seduced many women, taken a few unnecessary lessons.  So now he has $100 million left.  What would you do?


Become a spy.
 
2013-08-02 06:51:42 AM
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