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(Opposing Views)   "Thousands" predicted at Ex-Gay Pride rally, but less than ten people show up   (opposingviews.com) divider line 119
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2013-07-31 08:35:05 PM
Somebody set up a free **** *** booth in the parking lot and reconverted the buggers before they got to the parade starting point.

I'm not naming any names.
 
2013-07-31 09:43:23 PM

brantgoose: Somebody set up a free **** *** booth in the parking lot and reconverted the buggers before they got to the parade starting point.

I'm not naming any names.


Like a **** *** booth would work.

Ex-gays only respond to a full-on **** ****.

Reconversion comes with ****** ***********.
 
2013-07-31 09:44:27 PM
More proof of the intimidation tactics of the homosexual lobby.
 
2013-07-31 09:58:34 PM

Dimensio: More proof of the intimidation tactics of the homosexual lobby.


I think I was in a homosexual lobby once. I mean who else would put up fuchsia bunting.
 
2013-07-31 10:07:43 PM
Next time, plan a triple-X gay rally.
 
2013-07-31 10:08:17 PM

revrendjim: Dimensio: More proof of the intimidation tactics of the homosexual lobby.

I think I was in a homosexual lobby once. I mean who else would put up fuchsia bunting.


Now that you mention it, our lobby is much more tastefully decorated than you'd expect

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-07-31 10:50:37 PM
Yes, it was a low turnout. But I'd imagine that across the country they were supported by tens of people.
 
2013-07-31 11:06:46 PM
I'm gonna have a field day with this thread if greenlit.
 
2013-08-01 12:02:19 AM
In enough years, there will be no need for a parade.
 
2013-08-01 12:26:29 AM
lol
 
2013-08-01 12:27:10 AM
www.opposingviews.com
What an ex-gay might look like.
 
2013-08-01 12:29:09 AM

dickfreckle: I'm gonna have a field day with this thread if greenlit.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-01 12:33:47 AM
It would've been a score, but the bottoms were ordered to stay at home.
 
2013-08-01 12:34:31 AM
"Ex-Gay?"

Can there be "Ex-White Pride" or "Ex-Male Pride" too then?

I used to be white, until I became ex-white.  By which I mean my mom told me I'm not white, I'm Hispanic.

Still male, though....
 
2013-08-01 12:35:02 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-01 12:35:40 AM
Shocked, I am.
 
2013-08-01 12:37:28 AM
lol, the revolution will be ...ignored
 
2013-08-01 12:37:41 AM
I get underestimating your drawing power, but really that bad? Someone had a high opinion of themselves.
 
2013-08-01 12:41:09 AM

LordOfThePings: Next time, plan a triple-X gay rally.


Now those are SUPER HOT .. er, or so I hear..
 
2013-08-01 12:41:27 AM
My guess is 7 out 10 were checking Grindr after the rally.
 
2013-08-01 12:42:41 AM

Piizzadude: I get underestimating your drawing power, but really that bad? Someone had a high opinion of themselves.


Pride goeth before the fall.
 
2013-08-01 12:43:29 AM
The number would have been much higher had it been reported by Fox News.
 
2013-08-01 12:44:20 AM
I think you mean "fewer".
 
2013-08-01 12:44:23 AM

Piizzadude: I get underestimating your drawing power, but really that bad? Someone had a high opinion of themselves.


Using the Unskewed Polls guy for estimates was probably a bad idea.
 
2013-08-01 12:44:31 AM

baronbloodbath: "Ex-Gay?"

Can there be "Ex-White Pride" or "Ex-Male Pride" too then?

I used to be white, until I became ex-white.  By which I mean my mom told me I'm not white, I'm Hispanic.

Still male, though....


Yea, but have you had chromosomes checked? Yea never dude : )
 
2013-08-01 12:45:02 AM

LordOfThePings: Next time, plan a triple-X gay rally.


Haven't you ever heard of Dore Alley? It was LAST weekend.

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2013-08-01 12:46:57 AM
Well...wouldn't be hard to "parade" if you're back in the closet?
 
2013-08-01 12:48:06 AM
Should've booked the Decemberists.
 
2013-08-01 12:48:10 AM
If less than 10 people showed, then it's just more corn dogs for Marcus.
i1243.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 12:49:06 AM
ex-gays are actually a protected class from discrimination [in D.C.]

Wow, really? That seems pretty weird.

gays and lesbians are not the only sexual-orientation class that faces animus in this country

This isn't about who does or does not face the anus.
 
2013-08-01 12:49:41 AM
"There's nothing wrong with it! THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!"
 
2013-08-01 12:49:57 AM
Fewer than, subby.
 
2013-08-01 12:50:04 AM
would have done better as a LUG parade
 
2013-08-01 12:51:06 AM

Crid: I think you mean "fewer".


doh!
 
2013-08-01 12:53:12 AM
If this story is not satire, and I have no reason to think it is, then it may just be the funniest thing I've read this week.

Eff the hateful troglodgtes who are so homophobic they shame family into 'reforming'

/Not gay, but who you like to touch your junk is not only none of my business, but okay witb me.
//hahahahaha
 
2013-08-01 12:53:45 AM

Walter Paisley: If less than 10 people showed, then it's just more corn dogs for Marcus.
[i1243.photobucket.com image 404x404]


That pic of Marcus never fails to make me literally LOL. I always picture him saying something like "It slipped and went up my nose!" or "Wrong hole!!" or somesuch. I'm so happy that shutter clicked just then. It's perfect.
 
2013-08-01 12:55:40 AM
Sad as a Spinal Tap album signing.
 
2013-08-01 01:04:54 AM
In context, I can totally understand this.  If you wanted to be an upright heterosexual, by being gay, you failed. By becoming an ex-gay, you are admitting that you failed at not only being heterosexual, but also at being gay.  Face it, everybody witnessing an ex-gay pride parade is thinking the same thing; 'How long before he falls back into smoking choad and getting his fudge packed?'  No wonder nobody showed up.

Penis
 
2013-08-01 01:05:20 AM
What was their excuse, er, rationale for the lack of attendance?
 
2013-08-01 01:05:33 AM
You guys are being really really mean to these poor confused (more &/or less than they once were, depending on your view) people.
What I want you to realise is that, while the numbers were low, when you look at it as a percentage of people who are ex-gay it is probably very close to 99%. Now, if you managed to get 99% of your demographic to a rally, I for one will applaud you.

That said, I think that the gays must be offering a much better package when recruiting because I know several ex-heterosexuals but no ex-gays. Although, I do know an ex-ex-gay.
 
2013-08-01 01:08:55 AM
haha!
 
2013-08-01 01:21:25 AM
You could probably get a larger turnout for a Gay-Ex Pride rally.
 
2013-08-01 01:22:05 AM
If Obama had properly protected the people in the embassy in BENGHAZZI, instead of spying on everyone, while USING THE IRS TO TARGET RIGHT WING CHARITABLE GROUPS and pushing OBAMACARE on the world, while KILLING DEMOCRACY IN EGYPT, PERSECUTION GEORGE ZIMMERMAN, TAKING AWAY YOUR GUNS, KILLING THE ECONOMY and SUPPORTING RADICAL ISLAM...

None of this would have happened.

/did I miss any of the talking points?
 
2013-08-01 01:24:04 AM
Maybe a lot of them shot themselves in the knee while they were sleepwalking.
 
2013-08-01 01:25:16 AM

ADHD Librarian: That said, I think that the gays must be offering a much better package


In more ways than one, I'm sure!
 
2013-08-01 01:26:45 AM

brantgoose: Somebody set up a free **** *** booth in the parking lot and reconverted the buggers before they got to the parade starting point.

I'm not naming any names.


This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
 
2013-08-01 01:30:06 AM
 (Heard from a distance)  Splitters!!
 
2013-08-01 01:35:11 AM
It was actually one group of ten gays that showed up, because they heard it on the radio and thought they were using Roman numerals.
 
2013-08-01 01:38:13 AM
Nate Silver was spot on with his prediction.
 
2013-08-01 01:41:02 AM
FTFA
"As you know, Washington D.C. is the only jurisdiction in the United States where ex-gays are actually a protected class from discrimination, however, we would like that to be across the United States."
"And we are demanding that not only Congress hear our voices, but at 2 p.m. we are going to stand in front of the Supreme Court and hold a rally and press conference, and demand that Justice Kennedy understand that gays and lesbians are not the only sexual-orientation class that faces animus in this country," said Doyle.


Umm.. what? What discrimination do ex-gays (AKA pretend-straights) face? Being made fun of is not discrimination. No jurisdiction recognizes anyone's right to not be mocked. Also, what rights are being denied to ex-gays other than the right to be themselves which they deny themselves?
 
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