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(Telegraph)   Man stabs shark. Difficulty: From inside (Warning: Dead shark in article)   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 50
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2013-07-31 08:28:51 PM
i.imgur.com

Sharknado Did It.
 
2013-07-31 08:56:14 PM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 450x300]

Sharknado Did It.

Sharknado Did It.

 
2013-07-31 09:03:37 PM
I look forward to seeing that image on  Fark repeatedly
 
2013-07-31 09:18:49 PM
Done in one.
 
2013-07-31 09:34:26 PM
It is a lot harder to miss that way
 
2013-07-31 09:45:59 PM
Yeah, that will work.
 
2013-07-31 09:46:21 PM
Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-07-31 09:51:58 PM
Came for sharknado reference, leaving happy.
 
2013-07-31 09:52:04 PM
Thread is over
 
2013-07-31 09:58:27 PM
I stabbed your mom on the inside.
 
2013-07-31 10:00:16 PM

labman: Done in one.


First thing that came to my mind, but heck, that was too easy. It was almost a gimme.
 
2013-07-31 10:03:11 PM
Candygram.
 
2013-07-31 10:03:41 PM
Auto play commentary video? fark YOU
 
2013-07-31 10:03:46 PM
TROGDOR, THE SHARKINATOR!
 
2013-07-31 10:04:24 PM
Goddammit, Fark, if I end up watching Sharknado just because of all these references the blood is on your hands.
 
2013-07-31 10:04:53 PM
..And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and have that little Kitner boy spill out all over the dock
 
2013-07-31 10:04:54 PM
"Guys.. I'm stuck and can't crawl back out....help me...guys?!"
 
2013-07-31 10:09:15 PM
I'm on the inside
I'm stabbing through
I can stab through you
your teeth are like razors
 
2013-07-31 10:09:50 PM
Aren't dead animal pics banned on Fark?
 
2013-07-31 10:10:17 PM
Fire Me Boy!
 
2013-07-31 10:15:28 PM
I'm not buying this. Embryos in the womb take out siblings. Evolution. This guy would have been toast...unless he cheated.
 
2013-07-31 10:16:05 PM
did he at least save perky bartender?
 
2013-07-31 10:17:21 PM
Popcorn Johnny: Aren't dead animal pics banned on Fark?

FREE SHARK
 
2013-07-31 10:34:17 PM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 450x300]

Sharknado Did It.


That looks awful. Not funny bad... just... bad.
 
2013-07-31 10:36:50 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Aren't dead animal pics banned on Fark?


He's not dead yet.

In fact, he's feeling much better,,,
 
2013-07-31 10:42:43 PM

shanrick: Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 450x300]

Sharknado Did It.

Sharknado Did It.


look another shark!

/same shark
//hope he has full coverage
 
2013-07-31 10:45:52 PM

Igor Jakovsky: did he at least save perky bartender?


I think you mean stripper girlfriend. (Why do you think she changed her name because she didn't like the person she was?)
 
2013-07-31 10:51:09 PM
Guy crawled inside a shark corpse to pose with a knife and it's the "photo of the year?" Jeeze. Bet shark fin soup is growing in popularity too. Poor sharks...just 'cause you have nasty, imagination-fueling teeth. Maybe someone should make a movie called Politicianado. Stabbing one of them from the inside would  really make the news!
 
2013-07-31 10:51:36 PM
Just a reminder, please don't post graphic images of dead animals inline, even ones from the article. Please link to such content, with a warning of graphic content.
 
2013-07-31 11:14:58 PM

EllenTheBad: Guy crawled inside a shark corpse to pose with a knife and it's the "photo of the year?" Jeeze. Bet shark fin soup is growing in popularity too. Poor sharks...just 'cause you have nasty, imagination-fueling teeth. Maybe someone should make a movie called Politicianado. Stabbing one of them from the inside would  really make the news!


I was going to say: If that's what passes for hilarious in Aussie culture, I can totally understand how Yahoo Serious and Crocodile Dundee happened.
 
2013-07-31 11:27:44 PM
Warning: Dead Shark In Article is the name of my Van Halen (Diver Down era) tribute album.
 
2013-07-31 11:36:45 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Aren't dead animal pics banned on Fark?


s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com

Mmmmm... dead animals...
 
2013-07-31 11:44:29 PM
I'm with Ellen and ZC, this 'humor' is so absurdly unfunny. Do they not have PhotoShop down there? Because PS could create this same look without putting your head where the shark brain used to be. Fark, he could tool around in Gimp and learn it in about the time it took to carve out those shark innards.
 
2013-07-31 11:48:58 PM

djkutch: I'm not buying this. Embryos in the womb take out siblings. Evolution. This guy would have been toast...unless he cheated.


What do you mean your not buying it? The article clearly states this is a staged photo with a dead shark. Or has 'evolution' pushed sharks to the point there corpses are too bad-ass to photograph or something?
 
2013-07-31 11:49:16 PM
I remember reading a true story in a "Field & Stream" type magazine in the '60s about a guy that was fly fishing in Montana with a buddy. Guy was cleaning his fish on the river bank, and a grizzly bear attacked his friend and killed him. After witnessing this, the guy set out across the river to the opposite bank, and the grizzly followed him and attempted to drown him, basically by climbing on top of him. The bear got his arm in his mouth, and had swallowed it up to the shoulder, but fortunately, the guy still had his fillet knife in his hand, and he cut the bear's throat from the inside!
 
2013-08-01 12:08:02 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
IP
2013-08-01 12:40:37 AM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 450x300]

Sharknado Did It.

 
2013-08-01 01:15:28 AM

tuna fingers: I'm with Ellen and ZC, this 'humor' is so absurdly unfunny. Do they not have PhotoShop down there? Because PS could create this same look without putting your head where the shark brain used to be. Fark, he could tool around in Gimp and learn it in about the time it took to carve out those shark innards.


It's farking hilarious! I know some nut-case fishermen but this stunt blows them away. Besides, it's a tofu-shark.

TUNA fingers? Ya know, tuna don't swim in cans.

/If your head is the size of a shark brain, you've got problems
//Third wish?
///How about a little head?
 
2013-08-01 01:17:21 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Aren't dead animal pics banned on Fark?


It's just a shark.  They're barely human.
 
2013-08-01 02:42:35 AM

mongbiohazard: Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 450x300]

Sharknado Did It.

That looks awful. Not funny bad... just... bad.


That was the most fun  I've had alone in a room without a vibrator in about 5 years.  It was stupid, arrogant, bullshiat...  and I loved every horrible second of it.  I WILL watch it again, maybe tonight!

/ It was awful
// I should be ashamed
/// No I shouldn't, it was EPIC MINDLESS entertainment!
 
2013-08-01 06:52:23 AM

Meow928: mongbiohazard: Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 450x300]

Sharknado Did It.

That looks awful. Not funny bad... just... bad.

That was the most fun  I've had alone in a room without a vibrator in about 5 years.  It was stupid, arrogant, bullshiat...  and I loved every horrible second of it.  I WILL watch it again, maybe tonight!

/ It was awful
// I should be ashamed
/// No I shouldn't, it was EPIC MINDLESS entertainment!


I liked how the sharks worked their way up the drainage pipes into the hills...
 
2013-08-01 07:54:26 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Aren't dead animal pics banned on Fark?


I got banned for 48 hours for this:
tractioncontrol.well-regulatedmilitia.org
It is a puppy playing in the snow.  I was suspended because 'the puppy looked frozen'. Well he is not. The puppy is happy and still warm and gets lots of hugs.
 
2013-08-01 07:59:31 AM

Fano:


Dont be silly, batman uses his shark repellant spray for that.
 
2013-08-01 08:02:31 AM

that was my nickname in highschool: Goddammit, Fark, if I end up watching Sharknado just because of all these references the blood is on your hands.


Ghost Shark is playing on 22 Aug. About this ghost (go figure) shark who can attack out of any water source. Trailer looks awesome. Some fat kid is going down a slip n slide, and just as he hits that little pool at the end, the ghost sharks comes out and swallows him. Some person is standing over a puddle...gets shark'd. Some hot girl in a bikinni doing a car wash, reaches into the bucked...shark'd. Shot ends with her legs sticking out of the bucket as she's dragged in.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bp14g2kqTY
Bikini scene
Fat kid scene
 
2013-08-01 08:16:09 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Aren't dead animal pics banned on Fark?



Ooops, you're right.  I did not know that.  My apologies to the Fark community.
 
2013-08-01 08:16:57 AM

MythDragon: I got banned for 48 hours for this:
[tractioncontrol.well-regulatedmilitia.org image 800x530]
It is a puppy playing in the snow.  I was suspended because 'the puppy looked frozen'. Well he is not. The puppy is happy and still warm and gets lots of hugs.



Something something reposting deleted posts?
 
2013-08-01 08:46:37 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Aren't dead animal pics banned on Fark?


i128.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 11:12:50 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Aren't dead animal pics banned on Fark?


wwwdelivery.superstock.com
t3.gstatic.com
www.citizenarcane.com
 
2013-08-01 12:19:22 PM
quinn.jpeg

/biatch I'm piloting this MF'r, I don't need no aisle seat.
 
2013-08-01 06:55:50 PM

MythDragon: that was my nickname in highschool: Goddammit, Fark, if I end up watching Sharknado just because of all these references the blood is on your hands.

Ghost Shark is playing on 22 Aug.


That's my birthday!
 
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