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2013-07-31 08:11:17 PM
Why are we still talking about him? His 15 minutes were more than up a long time ago.

/at least this distracts Fox so they don't bring up Benghazi again.
 
2013-07-31 08:16:14 PM
"Just take it easy, go ahead and shut your glove compartment and don't play with your firearm, ok?" the officer said according to inforney.com.

Sage advice had he taken it months ago
 
2013-07-31 08:35:53 PM
*drinks*
 
2013-07-31 08:38:57 PM
"Big fan of your work", the Texas cop was heard saying before he let him go on a warning.
 
2013-07-31 08:46:19 PM
Ten out of ten for the headline, but minus several million for posting and greening the article in the first place, okay?
 
2013-07-31 08:46:52 PM
So this is our latest installment of "Where in the World is George Zimmerman?"
 
2013-07-31 08:48:58 PM

DanZero: "Just take it easy, go ahead and shut your glove compartment and don't play with your firearm, ok?" the officer said according to inforney.com.

Sage advice had he taken it months ago


or a fairly well placed parting jab.
 
2013-07-31 08:50:50 PM
Trayvon's fault
 
2013-07-31 08:57:40 PM
If I was him, I'd travel with a gun, too.

Just a matter of time, folks.  Either he's going to shoot someone else, or someone is going to get him.
 
2013-07-31 09:07:29 PM
How many f*cks am I holding up?

/if you guessed 0, you may already be a winner!
//or not
///DRINK!
 
2013-07-31 09:08:02 PM
If the guy he had been following wasn't stupid enough to wear a hoodie, he wouldn't have had to speed.
 
2013-07-31 09:16:18 PM
Hide your skittles.
 
2013-07-31 09:23:05 PM
google translate from latin to english
"lorem ipsum dolor sit amet "

Product Manager

not kidding...
 
2013-07-31 09:23:11 PM
I think this could be a PR strategy.

Feed the media article after article of "LOOKY LOOKY LOOKY George Zimmerman had a ham sandwich for lunch" until the public gets burnt out seeing his name everywhere and the attention dies down as a result.
 
2013-07-31 09:23:38 PM
You're milking a dead cow there, FNC.
 
2013-07-31 09:23:42 PM

Lsherm: If I was him, I'd travel with a gun, too.

Just a matter of time, folks.  Either he's going to shoot someone else, or someone is going to get him.


If he's smart, he's hoping the hitman is distracted by OJ getting parole.
 
2013-07-31 09:24:02 PM
the officer asked Zimmerman where he was headed

That's none of his farking business.

also, this Zimmerman shiat needs to stop. I know there's a lot of "not news" here, but damn
 
2013-07-31 09:24:05 PM
Proving yet again that this wannabe "hero" is little more than a thug himself. Who just happened to pick a fight with a mostly decent kid who he was lucky didn't have a gun himself that night. Zimmerman is going to "rescue" some family, or get stopped by a slightly jumpier cop next time, and the final headline in the Zimmerman story will be "George Zimmerman shot to death in traffic stop gone bad."
 
2013-07-31 09:24:09 PM
Who?
 
2013-07-31 09:24:51 PM
It's good to know that the Angel of Justice is protecting our highways now as well!
 
2013-07-31 09:25:22 PM
This is fail how? He was treated as a normal citizen, as he should have been.
 
2013-07-31 09:25:42 PM
Hm. That guy's still wasting oxygen, eh? Surprised no one's remedied that yet.
 
2013-07-31 09:26:19 PM
hwww.simplystamps.com

Game's on.

Last known location: Texas.
 
2013-07-31 09:26:31 PM
What is this headline trying to say Baxter?
la.apartmenttherapy.com
You know I don't speak Spanish.
 
2013-07-31 09:26:45 PM

Lsherm: If I was him, I'd travel with a gun, too.

Just a matter of time, folks.  Either he's going to shoot someone else, or someone is going to get him.


Could you imagine someone taking the law into there own hands and go after someone because they thought they were guilty of something?
 
2013-07-31 09:26:53 PM
We're going to keep getting updates on his location until someone gets some #VengeanceForTrayvon, huh?
 
2013-07-31 09:27:08 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: google translate from latin to english
"lorem ipsum dolor sit amet "

Product Manager

not kidding...


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lorem%20ipsum
 
2013-07-31 09:27:47 PM

Lsherm: If I was him, I'd travel with a gun, too.

Just a matter of time, folks.  Either he's going to shoot someone else, or someone is going to get him.



And it will still be Trayvon's fault.
 
2013-07-31 09:28:27 PM
I don't get the headline nor why a simple traffic stop was green lighted, what's next, what he puts in his coffee?
 
2013-07-31 09:29:13 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: How many f*cks am I holding up?



I'd have never guessed you'd be the cock-blocker type, MMM.
 
2013-07-31 09:29:21 PM

themindiswatching: Why are we still talking about him? His 15 minutes were more than up a long time ago.

/at least this distracts Fox so they don't bring up Benghazi again.


Youve never read Hope and Change have you? It wont stop them.

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2013-07-31 09:29:40 PM

Gyrfalcon: Proving yet again that this wannabe "hero" is little more than a thug himself. Who just happened to pick a fight with a mostly decent kid who he was lucky didn't have a gun himself that night. Zimmerman is going to "rescue" some family, or get stopped by a slightly jumpier cop next time, and the final headline in the Zimmerman story will be "George Zimmerman shot to death in traffic stop gone bad."


You "are" an "idiot."
 
2013-07-31 09:29:45 PM

QuesoDelicioso: Hm. That guy's still wasting oxygen, eh? Surprised no one's remedied that yet.


That's because you can't Simmer the Zimmer.
 
2013-07-31 09:29:57 PM

themindiswatching: Why are we still talking about him? His 15 minutes were more than up a long time ago.

/at least this distracts Fox so they don't bring up Benghazi again.


Oh yeah, we are pushing the "phony controversy" stuff today.
 
2013-07-31 09:30:21 PM
it appears to have been fixed.

George Zimmerman is a hero.
Trayon Martin is a hero.

move on.
 
2013-07-31 09:30:32 PM
.........the 911 operator clearly told him "We don't need you to do that, sir." He disregarded the orders of the official and set out to stalk and hunt down .........

good times. It seems like only yesterday.
 
2013-07-31 09:31:05 PM

Raharu: themindiswatching: Why are we still talking about him? His 15 minutes were more than up a long time ago.

/at least this distracts Fox so they don't bring up Benghazi again.

Youve never read Hope and Change have you? It wont stop them.

[img41.imageshack.us image 800x385]


10 out of farking10 right there.
 
2013-07-31 09:31:28 PM

talkertopc: I don't get the headline nor why a simple traffic stop was green lighted, what's next, what he puts in his coffee?


I had this argument with a friend of mine who was pro-Zimmerman. I got a CNN newsflash on my phone that Zimmerman had saved some people from a burning car. I argued that wasn't news. He argued that because the guy is famous, it WAS news. I argued that being famous is not the same as being important.
 
2013-07-31 09:31:30 PM

Lsherm: If I was him, I'd travel with a gun, too.

Just a matter of time, folks.  Either he's going to shoot someone else, or someone is going to get him.


I've heard that he's got a bunch of defamation suits out against pretty much every media outfit that covered the trial.  I seriously hope he wins, because the media misrepresented that case in pretty much every way possible.
 
2013-07-31 09:31:59 PM

Gyrfalcon: Proving yet again that this wannabe "hero" is little more than a thug himself. Who just happened to pick a fight with a mostly decent kid who he was lucky didn't have a gun himself that night. Zimmerman is going to "rescue" some family, or get stopped by a slightly jumpier cop next time, and the final headline in the Zimmerman story will be "George Zimmerman shot to death in traffic stop gone bad."



/Marks calendar
 
2013-07-31 09:32:00 PM
George Zimmermann has been horribly mangled in a train wreck,please shoot him?
 
2013-07-31 09:32:01 PM

Amos Quito: [hwww.simplystamps.com image 500x235]

Game's on.

Last known location: Texas.


Texas can keep him.  They love their guns and the people that carry guns.
 
2013-07-31 09:32:07 PM
oh crap i can't spell. "Trayvon".
 
2013-07-31 09:32:07 PM

Gyrfalcon: Proving yet again that this wannabe "hero" is little more than a thug himself. Who just happened to pick a fight with a mostly decent kid who he was lucky didn't have a gun himself that night. Zimmerman is going to "rescue" some family, or get stopped by a slightly jumpier cop next time, and the final headline in the Zimmerman story will be "George Zimmerman shot to death in traffic stop gone bad."


7/10
 
2013-07-31 09:33:33 PM

talkertopc: I don't get the headline nor why a simple traffic stop was green lighted, what's next, what he puts in his coffee?


Are you implying that he puts cream in his coffee to make it less black?

I can't believe that Fark moderators tolerate that kind of racism around here.

/off to eat my skittles.
 
2013-07-31 09:33:33 PM

themindiswatching: at least this distracts Fox so they don't bring up Benghazi again.



Does Fark.com have anything to do with FOX news?
 
2013-07-31 09:34:23 PM

Neighborhood Watch: themindiswatching: at least this distracts Fox so they don't bring up Benghazi again.


Does Fark.com have anything to do with FOX news?


They are the assholes that produce shiat.

We're the flies that feed off it.
 
2013-07-31 09:34:34 PM

Gyrfalcon: Proving yet again that this wannabe "hero" is little more than a thug himself. Who just happened to pick a fight with a mostly decent kid who he was lucky didn't have a gun himself that night. Zimmerman is going to "rescue" some family, or get stopped by a slightly jumpier cop next time, and the final headline in the Zimmerman story will be "George Zimmerman shot to death in traffic stop gone bad."


I totally read that in the voice of Steve Martin.

/ I watched The Three Amigos too much growing up

// where ever a thread needs to be a howling, poop flinging mess; George Zimmerman will be there
 
2013-07-31 09:34:59 PM

God-is-a-Taco: We're going to keep getting updates on his location until someone gets some #VengeanceForTrayvon, huh?


Well, that would probably be the most entertaining outcome, but let's face it - if we knew what was going to happen, it would take away the fun of speculating endlessly about it on Fark.com. I think it's better to watch the events of Mr. Zimmermans inevitable self-f**king unfold at their own majestic pace. When white trash launches into full self-destruct-by-stupidity mode, you can only break out the popcorn and sit back and chuckle.
 
2013-07-31 09:34:59 PM
An harmed Hispanic driving a foreign car in Texas? Don't worry Team Trayvon, he won't last long.
 
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