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2013-07-31 08:53:52 PM
Anthony  i.imgur.com  should take a tip from this.
 
2013-07-31 09:31:40 PM
Is it weird that I would rather spend the night with the befores?
 
2013-07-31 09:37:33 PM
In my next life I want my own stylist, makeup artist and lighting designer to follow me around and make me look good all the time.
 
2013-07-31 10:24:27 PM

ginandbacon: Is it weird that I would rather spend the night with the befores?


How YOU doin'?

I will provide plenty of gin and bacon and books to seal the deal...
 
2013-07-31 11:36:52 PM
Is shaving a man's chest supposed to look better?
 
2013-07-31 11:41:06 PM
From gay to gayer?
 
2013-07-31 11:41:11 PM

katerbug72: Is shaving a man's chest supposed to look better?


We've been conditioned to believe so.
 
2013-07-31 11:43:22 PM
Some serious Hasselhoffing going on here.
 
2013-07-31 11:43:55 PM

00batou: katerbug72: Is shaving a man's chest supposed to look better?

We've been conditioned to believe so.


I have apparently missed out on that conditioning. I think they look better with hair if they can grow it.
 
2013-07-31 11:44:30 PM

Ijustworkhere: Some serious Hasselhoffing going on here.


HA! If I wasn't so broke, I'd sponsor you for that.
 
2013-07-31 11:45:25 PM

katerbug72: 00batou: katerbug72: Is shaving a man's chest supposed to look better?

We've been conditioned to believe so.

I have apparently missed out on that conditioning. I think they look better with hair if they can grow it.


Who cares what it looks like to others? It feels better to shave it. I am blessed with thick chest hair and I don't need it or want it.
 
2013-07-31 11:45:52 PM

katerbug72: 00batou: katerbug72: Is shaving a man's chest supposed to look better?

We've been conditioned to believe so.

I have apparently missed out on that conditioning. I think they look better with hair if they can grow it.


Ditto.  Hairless men are creepy.
 
2013-07-31 11:46:34 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: katerbug72: 00batou: katerbug72: Is shaving a man's chest supposed to look better?

We've been conditioned to believe so.

I have apparently missed out on that conditioning. I think they look better with hair if they can grow it.

Who cares what it looks like to others? It feels better to shave it. I am blessed with thick chest hair and I don't need it or want it.


Doesn't it get itchy?

I prefer this but did not marry a man with even close to that.
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-31 11:47:42 PM
Sixty minutes?  Pfft.I can go from fat slug to sexy stud in just six beers.


/ hey, baby . . . buy you a drink?
 
2013-07-31 11:49:06 PM
So...if I stick out my gut for one pic and suck it in for the second, I can be sexy, too? Better let my wife know.
 
2013-07-31 11:49:09 PM

Hankie Fest: katerbug72: 00batou: katerbug72: Is shaving a man's chest supposed to look better?

We've been conditioned to believe so.

I have apparently missed out on that conditioning. I think they look better with hair if they can grow it.

Ditto.  Hairless men are creepy.


Trimming's the middle ground for me.  There's looking like a GTL creep on one hand, and having a hair-shirt on the other.
 
2013-07-31 11:49:38 PM
img542.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-31 11:50:28 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: From gay to gayer?


I like the cut of your jib.
No homo.
 
2013-07-31 11:51:15 PM

katerbug72: Quantum Apostrophe: katerbug72: 00batou: katerbug72: Is shaving a man's chest supposed to look better?

We've been conditioned to believe so.

I have apparently missed out on that conditioning. I think they look better with hair if they can grow it.

Who cares what it looks like to others? It feels better to shave it. I am blessed with thick chest hair and I don't need it or want it.

Doesn't it get itchy?

I prefer this but did not marry a man with even close to that.
[media.tumblr.com image 415x312]


Not unless we *do* shave it.
 
2013-07-31 11:52:46 PM

katerbug72: Doesn't it get itchy?


When it grows back, yeah. I don't even want to have it fully grown again. It does amaze me the amount of effort my body puts into growing it. Beats me why.

Hankie Fest: Ditto. Hairless men are creepy.


Don't ever go to Asia. And what's with this overused and hyperbolic use of "creepy" for anything? Are women creepy? Sheez.
 
2013-07-31 11:54:18 PM
You ladies give me hope for humanity.  Never understood the current obsession with unnatural hairlessness.
 
2013-07-31 11:55:24 PM

ginandbacon: Is it weird that I would rather spend the night with the befores?


Yes.

Hankie Fest:

I have apparently missed out on that conditioning. I think they look better with hair if they can grow it.

Ditto.  Hairless men are creepy.


It is 100% hormones, unless they are shaving. Many men will never grow chest hair.
 
2013-07-31 11:55:54 PM

katerbug72: Quantum Apostrophe: katerbug72: 00batou: katerbug72: Is shaving a man's chest supposed to look better?

We've been conditioned to believe so.

I have apparently missed out on that conditioning. I think they look better with hair if they can grow it.

Who cares what it looks like to others? It feels better to shave it. I am blessed with thick chest hair and I don't need it or want it.

Doesn't it get itchy?

I prefer this but did not marry a man with even close to that.
[media.tumblr.com image 415x312]


Nope, never gets itchy on the chest or back.  Rarely on the arms or legs.  Mrs MadHatter tells me I'm half gorilla and she loves it.

Facial hair starts to itch, spurious ear hair (for me anyway) itches.  Places that sweat a lot will itch, but that happens if you shave or not, and is worse when it is growing back in but then goes back to normal (no, I won't elaborate what dare I had to make good on to find that one out).
 
2013-07-31 11:59:09 PM

juvandy: You ladies give me hope for humanity.  Never understood the current obsession with unnatural hairlessness.


That's right, and that's why you don't shave your face, right? Full beard and mustache for you, right? How about unnatural lack of skin oil? That "creepy" too? Stop showering!

And of course you want your women with natural mustaches and armpit hair, right?

And what about those creepy guys who cut their hair on their head?? Unnatural!

When hairy as orangoutang you are, hairless you wish to be as well.
 
2013-07-31 11:59:26 PM
before:

www.hiwtc.com

after:

meritft.com
 
2013-08-01 12:01:19 AM
Some of the sexiest men in my life are bald.

I guess I'm thinking in terms of the fact that they aren't wasting all of those lovely male hormones on stuff like growing hair.

:-)
 
2013-08-01 12:01:41 AM
I preferred them furrier too.  Where I live all the young Hispanic guys shave everything and it just looks so plastic to me, like I'm leering at Ken dolls.

I still leer though, I have to work with what they give me.
 
2013-08-01 12:07:06 AM
I'm too sexy for this thread, too sexy for this thread, so sexy need to go back to bed.
 
2013-08-01 12:08:28 AM
This:

shechive.files.wordpress.com

Not this:

thinknice.com

This:

images.teamsugar.com

Not this:

www.dvdtalk.com

This:

25.media.tumblr.com

And this...

famewatcher.com

and this!

shechive.files.wordpress.com

I'll be in my bunk:D
 
2013-08-01 12:09:10 AM
 
2013-08-01 12:27:24 AM
cntrl+f "shop" 0 of 0. Really?

Pixels, etc.
 
2013-08-01 12:30:59 AM

Butterflew: This:

[shechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x725]

Not this:

[thinknice.com image 343x320]

This:

[images.teamsugar.com image 400x511]

Not this:

[www.dvdtalk.com image 400x225]

This:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 433x640]

And this...

[famewatcher.com image 400x391]

and this!

[shechive.files.wordpress.com image 498x656]

I'll be in my bunk:D


Gah!!! Fur suit! The rest are awesome.
 
2013-08-01 12:31:59 AM

katerbug72: Is shaving a man's chest supposed to look better?


Body hair is patriarchy
 
2013-08-01 12:49:24 AM

lethological_lassie: In my next life I want my own stylist, makeup artist and lighting designer to follow me around and make me look good all the time.


Save your money, just buy us all beer. Same result.
 
2013-08-01 01:00:55 AM
So....you're saying I DON'T have to work out and eat healthy? I just have to shave my chest, wear nice clothes, and grease my body while getting a professional photograph?

AWESOME!

lol
 
2013-08-01 01:02:08 AM
'F*** Humanity!'

s.mcstatic.com
 
2013-08-01 01:20:22 AM

Butterflew: This:

[shechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x725]

Not this:

[thinknice.com image 343x320]

This:

[images.teamsugar.com image 400x511]

Not this:

[www.dvdtalk.com image 400x225]

This:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 433x640]

And this...

[famewatcher.com image 400x391]

and this!

[shechive.files.wordpress.com image 498x656]

I'll be in my bunk:D


Damn, you had to post that right after I got out of the shower and am naked, dripping in bed.

I hate you :P
 
2013-08-01 02:03:39 AM
My complete lack of chest and back hair has for whatever reason been replaced by the most Sasquatch-ish inner thighs and taint. Takes swamp-ass to a whole new level. Thank Jeebus for the Philips Man-groomer thingy.
 
GBB
2013-08-01 04:46:23 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-08-01 05:58:45 AM

Butterflew: This:



Not this:



This:



Not this:



This:



And this...



and this!



I'll be in my bunk:D


I'm about half way between the first two.
 
2013-08-01 06:47:11 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-01 07:26:17 AM

ng2810: Butterflew: This:

[shechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x725]

Not this:

[thinknice.com image 343x320]

This:

[images.teamsugar.com image 400x511]

Not this:

[www.dvdtalk.com image 400x225]

This:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 433x640]

And this...

[famewatcher.com image 400x391]

and this!

[shechive.files.wordpress.com image 498x656]

I'll be in my bunk:D

Damn, you had to post that right after I got out of the shower and am naked, dripping in bed.

I hate you :P


Go on ...
 
2013-08-01 08:45:46 AM

Bob The Nob: [i.imgur.com image 300x225]


Satisfied.
 
2013-08-01 08:47:29 AM

Darth_Lukecash: ginandbacon: Is it weird that I would rather spend the night with the befores?

How YOU doin'?

I will provide plenty of gin and bacon and books to seal the deal...


I have a motorcycle, scotch and gin, bacon (also a big box of Jimmy Dean frozen breakfast links); a fully-loaded Kindle, plus a hopelessly average penis to steal this deal from you. :)
 
2013-08-01 09:05:17 AM

dickfreckle: Darth_Lukecash: ginandbacon: Is it weird that I would rather spend the night with the befores?

How YOU doin'?

I will provide plenty of gin and bacon and books to seal the deal...

I have a motorcycle, scotch and gin, bacon (also a big box of Jimmy Dean frozen breakfast links); a fully-loaded Kindle, plus a hopelessly average penis to steal this deal from you. :)


LOL right now, I mostly care about the BTUs in your ACs.
 
2013-08-01 09:33:36 AM
Forget the camera angle, lighting and grooming.  Just make an effort not to frown, and intentionally slouch your gut out.  What a freaking stupid article.
 
2013-08-01 10:35:28 AM

ginandbacon: dickfreckle: Darth_Lukecash: ginandbacon: Is it weird that I would rather spend the night with the befores?

How YOU doin'?

I will provide plenty of gin and bacon and books to seal the deal...

I have a motorcycle, scotch and gin, bacon (also a big box of Jimmy Dean frozen breakfast links); a fully-loaded Kindle, plus a hopelessly average penis to steal this deal from you. :)

LOL right now, I mostly care about the BTUs in your ACs.


Baby, it's at full-blast. I can hear that cold air swirling around me, singing your favorite song. Don't know the exact BTUs but it's a nice 69 degrees and it's all here for the taking.
 
2013-08-01 10:39:45 AM
shiat, I forgot the Smoove B image, which really tied the post together:

a2-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-08-01 10:49:05 AM

dickfreckle: ginandbacon: dickfreckle: Darth_Lukecash: ginandbacon: Is it weird that I would rather spend the night with the befores?

How YOU doin'?

I will provide plenty of gin and bacon and books to seal the deal...

I have a motorcycle, scotch and gin, bacon (also a big box of Jimmy Dean frozen breakfast links); a fully-loaded Kindle, plus a hopelessly average penis to steal this deal from you. :)

LOL right now, I mostly care about the BTUs in your ACs.

Baby, it's at full-blast. I can hear that cold air swirling around me, singing your favorite song. Don't know the exact BTUs but it's a nice 69 degrees and it's all here for the taking.


Ahahahaha!!!!! 69 you say? Why does that integer sound so familiar?
 
2013-08-01 11:01:44 AM

ginandbacon: Ahahahaha!!!!! 69 you say? Why does that integer sound so familiar?


Though it was an obvious joke, I really am at 69 degrees. Freakin New Orleans. We don't top the temps you see out West, but the humidity actually creeps in your house and trolls the sh*t out of you. My only defense is a higher electric bill.

Don't worry though. I'll be there soon, holding a boombox over my head. And then we'll whisk away to my climate-controlled paradise. I will also make bacon, so to speak. :)
 
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