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(LA Times)   Teacher who had sexual relations with multiple underage students and a child with one accepts plea deal when facing 41 counts. How much time do they get A) 10 years, B) 5 years, C) 1 year?   (latimes.com) divider line 63
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2013-07-31 05:12:09 PM  
They? It was more than one teacher?
 
2013-07-31 05:16:21 PM  
This is what I like to call a victimless crime.
 
2013-07-31 05:34:04 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: This is what I like to call a victimless crime.


That's the wrong way to think.

I tell myself that all the time.
 
2013-07-31 06:21:00 PM  

R.A.Danny: Marcus Aurelius: This is what I like to call a victimless crime.

That's the wrong way to think.

I tell myself that all the time.


I was a 13 year old boy once.  I'd have sacrificed my left nut to boff a few of my teachers back in the day.
 
2013-07-31 07:16:07 PM  
Simple.  The Teacher-student sex Matrix goes like this

The hotter the female teacher, the lighter the sentence.  This applies if the "victim" is male or female.

If the teacher is male; he shall be hung, castrated, boiled in oil, burned at the stake, and then be drawn and quartered.  If the "victim" is 18 and hot, but the teacher is charged for violating the law against such teacher-student meetings....the male teacher shall get a golf clap and a little sympathy.
 
2013-07-31 08:14:48 PM  
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2013-07-31 08:15:14 PM  
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2013-07-31 08:44:45 PM  
Cases like this just further illustrate the futility of eradicating sexism.  If anyone really thought men and women deserved "equality", then male/female teacher sex-abuse sentences would be similar.  They aren't even close.

She'll probably be able to sue the boy for child support, too.
 
2013-07-31 08:48:36 PM  
That's why you plea bargain, subby
 
2013-07-31 09:20:50 PM  
FTFA:San Bernardino County district attorney spokesman Christopher Lee

How cool would it be to have that guy as your spokesman? He could tell you what sound a person makes when they're stabbed in the back!
 
2013-07-31 09:44:46 PM  

DanZero: [weknowmemes.com image 480x360]


Oh you will have a good time...just don't marry her or knock her up...or let her know where you live or work.
 
2013-07-31 10:38:01 PM  
If both sexes were equal there wouldn't be different sexes.
 
2013-07-31 11:32:17 PM  
Nice.
 
2013-07-31 11:32:45 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: This is what I like to call a victimless crime.

 
2013-07-31 11:37:53 PM  

Lsherm: Cases like this just further illustrate the futility importance of eradicating sexism.  If anyone really thought men and women deserved "equality", then male/female teacher sex-abuse sentences would be similar.  They aren't even close.


FTFY. Even though the majority of sexism is aimed at women, it does go both ways from time to time. This sort of discrepancy in sentencing is one of those things - do you really think they'd have given the teacher the same sentence if the genders were switched?
 
2013-07-31 11:41:48 PM  

Speaker2Animals: They? It was more than one teacher?


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2013-07-31 11:43:30 PM  
She may have only been sentenced to a year, but subby conveniently left out this part:

In addition to jail, Whitehurst... must undergo counseling.
 
2013-07-31 11:44:42 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: This is what I like to call a victimless crime.


Ask the baby in 20 years. Of course circumstance and environment aren't always a predictor, but a situation like this doesn't seem like it could help you to a great start in life . . . maybe he/she will be adopted.
 
2013-07-31 11:48:34 PM  
If it'd been a male teacher, they'd have given him 40 years.  Of course, he'd have been killed in general population within 2 years.

If he even made to prison before someone shot him in court or while he was out on bail.
 
2013-07-31 11:49:17 PM  
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2013-07-31 11:50:03 PM  
She was whoring around with several students, one as young as 14. She's sick.
 
2013-07-31 11:53:37 PM  
This shiat pisses me off.  The justice system is beyond farked up with regard to equality.  From family law to sex crimes, females get a ridiculous step ahead of males, all the time. If this had been a male teacher, he'd be nowhere near a 1 year term after a plea bargain.  He'd be lucky to see the low end of double digit prison time.

And we all know how family law works; the men get taken to the cleaners all the time.

And then we have the roles race and socioeconomic status play in the justice system.  Sickening.
 
2013-07-31 11:56:09 PM  
As long as women are not held accountable like children, they deserve the same rights as children.
 
2013-07-31 11:57:59 PM  
People should be upset about the double standard in justice.  A predator is a predator.  Sure the victim impact may be slightly different in terms of pregnancy, but this 17 year old is now on the hook for child support for the next 18 years.  The victims little classroom booty call has altered his life forever.  At least a female victim who was a willing participate and impregnated could have an abortion to reduce the impact on herself. Sure, they may have been a willing participant but how many female students who come onto a male teacher are willing participants as well.

Different cases certainly deserve different punishment depending on the circumstances, but the gross disparity in sentencing would seemingly be open to a potential challenge on equal protection grounds.  Why is there seemingly very different sentences for similar facts and circumstances solely based on the genders of the victims and predators.  I am not saying that male predators should be given lighter sentences.  I am suggesting that the female predators be held to the same standards and punishments.  The conduct is the same and deserves the same punishment.
 
2013-07-31 11:58:17 PM  

Speaker2Animals: They? It was more than one teacher?


Maybe it's like Dubai where the multiple students got in trouble for complaining.
 
2013-07-31 11:59:39 PM  
Cool Judge.
 
2013-08-01 12:00:35 AM  

R.A.Danny: Marcus Aurelius: This is what I like to call a victimless crime.

That's the wrong way to think.

I tell myself that all the time.


Ima buck the trend and say I had a farked up childhood, but unlike so many others dudes, I am truly thankful that it did not also include being raped.
 
2013-08-01 12:00:39 AM  
Mama mia, lookit that chest!

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2013-08-01 12:16:24 AM  

Speaker2Animals: They? It was more than one teacher?


They.  As in the gender neutral singular pronoun that's been in use for 500 years.
 
2013-08-01 12:27:02 AM  

JosephFinn: Speaker2Animals: They? It was more than one teacher?

They.  As in the gender neutral singular pronoun that's been in use for 500 years.


They is never singular. Subby just wanted to withhold the sex of the perpetrator. There is no elegant way to do that but they is still not singular.
 
2013-08-01 12:31:14 AM  
Looking at her picture (boobies) and this being fark, without reading the F'n article I would go with one year
 
2013-08-01 12:31:34 AM  

JosephFinn: Speaker2Animals: They? It was more than one teacher?

They.  As in the gender neutral singular pronoun that's been in use for 500 years.


Nope. They is 3rd person plural. Singular is he, she or it.
 
2013-08-01 12:37:39 AM  

Infernalist: If it'd been a male teacher, they'd have given him 40 years.  Of course, he'd have been killed in general population within 2 years.

If he even made to prison before someone shot him in court or while he was out on bail.


And this thread would be filled with violent rape fantasies as well.

But this is female so its ok and this thread is filled with people going.... NICE
 
2013-08-01 12:45:27 AM  
Surely THIS will contribute to rape culture.

/how did I know the teacher was female...
 
2013-08-01 12:52:36 AM  

barefoot in the head: JosephFinn: Speaker2Animals: They? It was more than one teacher?

They.  As in the gender neutral singular pronoun that's been in use for 500 years.

They is never singular. Subby just wanted to withhold the sex of the perpetrator. There is no elegant way to do that but they is still not singular.


I came here to compliment Subby on withholding the gender of the perpetrator.  I thought it was elegantly done.  As for the Singular "They" there is a Wikipedia page on that issue.  Once again the English language defies the stricter grammarians, irregardless of their feelings on the matter.
  Laura Elizabeth Whitehurst, 28, had faced 41 felony counts of sex crimes with three boys she taught.

I get the feeling that the case was airtight, as was the teacher at one point.
 
2013-08-01 01:10:32 AM  
Speaking of lax usage standards, what exactly is the difference between irregardless and regardless, and why use the former?
 
2013-08-01 01:17:21 AM  

Speaker2Animals: Speaking of lax usage standards, what exactly is the difference between irregardless and regardless, and why use the former?


Use "irregardless" when you want to convey a certain level of cromulence.
 
2013-08-01 01:22:15 AM  
Who is raising the kid?
 
2013-08-01 01:34:34 AM  
When you're a child, everyone older than you looks way older than they actually are. When you're 8, 18 seems so old. When I was in elementary school, all my teachers seemed to be middle aged, or at least not 20 somethings. That's how I remember them. Were they as young as teachers are now, or are teachers way younger nowadays?
 
2013-08-01 01:34:55 AM  

TheBlackFlag: Who is raising the kid?


The child is with the teachers parents I believe.  Her parents will have custody over the kid while she is serving her five or six month sentence (good time credits and jail overcrowding mean she will serve nowhere near a full year). Apparently the father victim (and his parents) may be attempting to gain custody over the kid.  Ultimately, the victim here will have to pay for the perpetrators offense by child support once she is out of custody.
 
2013-08-01 01:57:12 AM  
Wow.  Too bad this was a teacher and not a priest.  The kids would be getting high six-figure payouts.  The school district would have to close half its buildings and fire tons of workers!
 
2013-08-01 02:12:23 AM  
Just farking slap em statutory to a term equivalent to the number of years between their ages.

19 fark a 17?  Up to two years.
45 fark three fifteens?  Daaaamn biatch, bye-bye!

It'll cure most that shiat right up!
 
2013-08-01 02:17:06 AM  
So what happens when a male teacher violates a 14 year old girl? Oh wait...
 
2013-08-01 04:32:45 AM  

Terrible Old Man: So what happens when a male teacher violates a 14 year old girl?


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2013-08-01 05:49:02 AM  
She will serve her time in county jail but could be sent to state prison if she violates the terms of her parole, said San Bernardino County district attorney spokesman Christopher Lee.

one-two-three-four-five-six counts!
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SIX COUNTS!
BWA HA HA HA!
 
2013-08-01 06:00:22 AM  
This is atrocious. This boy has to pay child support for 18 years for this. As a 28 year old female, the idea of farking anyone under 22 is pretty gross, the idea of farking a 14yo is so atrocious I cannot even imagine it. She should be serving a much longer sentence.
 
2013-08-01 06:27:05 AM  
Lemme guess: the teacher was female.


/dnrtfa
 
2013-08-01 06:37:11 AM  
The victim should be taking this Plea Bargain/Ruling straight to family court.

Depending on the State and Judge, he'd have a pretty good chance of full custody, terminating her parental rights (she is a child molester afterall), and gaining child support from her at the rate she'd pay as if she was still fully employed as a teacher.

Assuming he wants the kid or at least doesn't want the threat of the kid's mom or grandparents going after him for CS later.
 
2013-08-01 07:16:47 AM  
Ladies, if you ever find yourself desperate for some good, experienced loving, you need not look to the 15 year olds.

Try a nice, 31 year old farker, for instance.
 
2013-08-01 07:27:57 AM  
YAY Equality!
 
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