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2013-07-31 09:04:30 PM  
6 votes:
So Washington DC knows no snow etiquette.

After the 'Snowpocalypse', it was time for me to clear out the cars.  Being someone from the Northeast, before a snow you park your cars bumper to bumper, then after it snows you make a path for one car and move it forward so you can shovel out what is left, then move your car back into the spot.      Naturally, standard DC driver decided that during step 'move the car to shovel the rest' was a good time to zip into the half-shoveled space and scamper off.   The speed at which they fled from their car said to me that they felt 'oh so clever' at getting away with not having to shovel a space.

Defeated, I consigned myself to digging out another spot for my car.  It was a lot of work, there was a lot of snow to move this time.   By the time I was finished, I had cleared a nice wide parking space for my vehicle.   Of course, there was a new, very large snowpile where the offending car had once been.   In my haste to clear a new spot, I had accidentally buried the other car.  Feeling bad, I quickly fetched a bucket of hot water, hoping to melt the snow off the car.  It didn't seem to be working too well, so I poured a few more buckets over it to see if that wouldn't help.

In the end, the bastard got their parking space.   They must have really liked it a lot, because the 5'x10' block of ice wasn't moved for several days.

(To be nice, I watched the vehicle for when they returned.  I had the truck I used to plow with in upstate NY parked around the corner in case there was an emergency and they needed to get out quickly.   But oh god it was sweet when she walked up to her ice-car in clubbing gear.)
2013-07-31 05:33:51 PM  
3 votes:

karmachameleon: The only bad parker, and the only douchebag in this video, is the small-penised balding guy with the Jag

Jaguar - For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.
2013-07-31 10:40:40 PM  
2 votes: :
2013-07-31 05:42:34 PM  
2 votes:

xynix: Tony_Pepperoni: OgreMagi: When I drove a junker I'd go out of my way to park next to idiots who did that.

Same here.  :-)

Good move. I had a friend that went ballistic on a guy once who did that. Had to replace his truck door because he smashed and smashed and smashed it again the car next to his until his door was so warped he couldn't close it at all.

My only question with this video is how stupid must one be to spend 5+ minutes NOT going in through the passenger side door? I would have done that within 5 seconds..

No no no. A Jag-yoo-ahr driver simply does not climb across the center console like some Porsche-driving barbarian.
2013-08-01 12:54:04 PM  
1 vote:
Anyone ever use a note like this or something like "Sorry I ding'ed your car, but you were parked way over the line" when you actually haven't ding'ed it (just to make the SOB look around all paranoid?)
2013-08-01 09:07:12 AM  
1 vote:
2013-08-01 12:11:25 AM  
1 vote:
I did something similar earlier this year, and documented it for fun. No video, I'm not that sophisticated
2013-07-31 07:25:10 PM  
1 vote:

roadkillontheweb: Keep a mechanical grease pencil in your glovebox instead of the stupid little business cards. They cards just get tossed on the ground and ignored. Grease pencil on the windshield does not damage the car. Is usually not seen until they sit in the car and look out. When they try to wipe it off it just smears.
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Bonus points if you teach yourself to write backwards so they can read it when they get into the car.
2013-07-31 06:13:33 PM  
1 vote:

karmachameleon: Keys dude: Karmachamelion: A douche response isn't needed for every little thing that bugs you. And those guys' response was douchey.

Don't be a dumbass and I won't treat you like one.  Deal?
2013-07-31 05:15:20 PM  
1 vote:
I spelled a word wrong above.  Apologies to the offended.
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