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2013-07-31 02:59:19 PM
holy shiat. that lady was (is) absolutely insane.

/ten bucks says she's a teabagger.
 
2013-07-31 03:11:40 PM

FlashHarry: holy shiat. that lady was (is) absolutely insane.

/ten bucks says she's a teabagger.


Politics? In this thread?

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And, yeah, she's probably barking-at-the-moon crazy.
 
2013-07-31 03:14:25 PM

FlashHarry: holy shiat. that lady was (is) absolutely insane.

/ten bucks says she's a teabagger.


I don't know man..."Alley property" sounds suspiciously like communism....
 
2013-07-31 03:20:55 PM
She's clearly a nutbag, anyone who speaks like that is crazy, and I don't mean what she's saying, but her voice, how she speaks, close to exorcist levels of crazy voice there.

Still, if that fence is the end of the woman's garden then what's the problem? It's no-ones rhubarb. Is it stealing? Doubt it.

Also I hate people who use that "light touch" = assault. We as a society should all push back against that, assault should be real physical punishment, not a light tap. Like when you touch a police officer and he says "that's assault". Fark off, no it isn't.

Fight the power, and rhubarb growers.
 
2013-07-31 03:24:41 PM

Nabb1: Politics? In this thread?


yeah, sorry - i probably shouldn't have. but, this woman is deffo crazy.
 
2013-07-31 03:26:08 PM
She may be crazy, but that rhubarb looks free to me.
 
2013-07-31 03:26:09 PM
I don't care what kinds of "Alley property" BS ruses you believe, that lady is crazier than a shiathouse rat.
 
2013-07-31 03:28:50 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: She may be crazy, but that rhubarb looks free to me.


Yeah, but you have to seriously question the sanity of someone that wants rhubarb.
 
2013-07-31 03:29:08 PM
Did she call the other woman a f*cking lezzie & a f*cking whore & then accuse of her of being drunk?


I thought I had the neighbor from hell some years ago, but this vicious coont puts her to shame.
 
2013-07-31 03:30:22 PM
And it doesn't matter if it is in the middle of the park, if it isn't yours it isn't yours. If an armored car dropped cash on the freeway you better believe it isn't yours.
 
2013-07-31 03:33:50 PM
Dark-sided!
 
2013-07-31 03:34:19 PM
Linda Blair has really let herself go.
 
2013-07-31 03:34:34 PM
This is why your garden hose should reach all the way to the fence.
 
2013-07-31 03:34:39 PM

FlashHarry: Nabb1: Politics? In this thread?

yeah, sorry - i probably shouldn't have. but, this woman is deffo crazy.


Yeah, but I bet she was something else in the sack fifty years ago.

Hell, she probably still is.
 
2013-07-31 03:36:36 PM
Mom?

(you're slipping Fark)
 
2013-07-31 03:39:08 PM
Typically the town, city, or whatever "owns" the alleyway up to the back of the property line, with the unpaved area being contained in an easement that may also extend into your own property several feet, and it's expected (and city code) that you maintain it as if it were your property.

That seems like severe late-stage dementia that's manifesting itself as hate, anger, and negativity..

Sunday brunches at her place must be a real joy..
 
2013-07-31 03:43:03 PM
Somewhere out there, this lady has a daughter who REALLY wants to go to the LAKE!
 
2013-07-31 03:47:11 PM

Nabb1: Yeah, but I bet she was something else in the sack fifty years ago.

Hell, she probably still is.


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2013-07-31 03:48:52 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: Tony_Pepperoni: She may be crazy, but that rhubarb looks free to me.

Yeah, but you have to seriously question the sanity of someone that wants rhubarb.


You've never had strawberry-rhubarb pie, then.

The lady picking the rhubarb is certifiably nuts, but I have to question the sanity of anyone who engages willingly in prolonged exchanges with someone like that.
 
2013-07-31 03:49:38 PM

the_rev: Somewhere out there, this lady has a daughter who REALLY wants to go to the LAKE!


Beat me to it...
 
2013-07-31 03:50:49 PM
I kept waiting for her to say "..I'll get you, and your little dog, too!".
 
2013-07-31 03:53:09 PM

TheDumbBlonde: I kept waiting for her to say "..I'll get you, and your little dog, too!".


Oh god, that made me laugh out loud.  Her voice is  perfect for that...I hope the right person sees this and offers her a job in voice acting.
 
2013-07-31 03:53:39 PM

bearded clamorer: Linda Blair has really let herself go.


I thought it was Cartman in drag
 
2013-07-31 03:55:08 PM
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2013-07-31 03:57:15 PM

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The rhubarb was sultry.
 
2013-07-31 04:05:40 PM
Rhubarb is SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!
 
2013-07-31 04:13:08 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: Old_Chief_Scott: Tony_Pepperoni: She may be crazy, but that rhubarb looks free to me.

Yeah, but you have to seriously question the sanity of someone that wants rhubarb.

You've never had strawberry-rhubarb pie, then.

The lady picking the rhubarb is certifiably nuts, but I have to question the sanity of anyone who engages willingly in prolonged exchanges with someone like that.


Here's the conversation I would have with her.

Me: What are you doing there?
Her: I'm picking F*cking rhubarb what does it f*cking look like.
Me: OK.........  Bye.
 
2013-07-31 04:33:37 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: Here's the conversation I would have with her.

Me: What are you doing there?
Her: I'm picking F*cking rhubarb what does it f*cking look like.
Me: OK.........  Bye.


Exactly.  Even if the lady is trespassing and stealing rhubarb, the people behind the camera are horrible for egging her on like that.  They had their video evidence in 5 seconds if they wanted to press charges, but instead, we get this video.  Sorry ladies, you're all crazy.
 
2013-07-31 04:34:12 PM
Is the first thing out of her mouth 'You Pinocchio Farking Ho' ?  If so, that's a term that certainly needs to be used more often.
 
2013-07-31 04:43:39 PM
Salty language tricfecta now in play.  Or is this Wiener's former staff driven to stealing rhubarb?
 
2013-07-31 04:45:06 PM
Rhubarb! Rhubarb rhubarb, watermelon rhubarb!
 
2013-07-31 04:45:36 PM
I hope she eats the leaves.
 
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2013-07-31 04:45:57 PM

Hollie Maea: FlashHarry: holy shiat. that lady was (is) absolutely insane.

/ten bucks says she's a teabagger.

I don't know man..."Alley property" sounds suspiciously like communism....


Everything sounds like communism until you're the one that wants whatever-it-is... like this lady.
 
2013-07-31 04:46:35 PM
Cartman....she sounds like Cartman
 
2013-07-31 04:46:54 PM
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Never rub another man's rhubarb!

/oblig
 
2013-07-31 04:46:56 PM
She really likes her f@#  rhubarb.
 
2013-07-31 04:47:28 PM
Sounds like this link will be worth the wait until I get home and have had a few.
I shall report back with my take.
 
2013-07-31 04:47:31 PM
I'm holding out for a lemon stealer.

I hear those women are... What's the word I'm trying to think of?
 
2013-07-31 04:48:06 PM

the_rev: Somewhere out there, this lady has a daughter who REALLY wants to go to the LAKE!


+2 Smart and funny
 
2013-07-31 04:48:22 PM
Did crazy biatch say: Lawn mower stolen by Iranian pigs/kids?
starting at 38 seconds

/Turn the hose on her and lets ramp it up to level eleventyten.
 
2013-07-31 04:49:11 PM
That's a whole tossed salad of crazy.
 
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2013-07-31 04:49:23 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: Sorry ladies, you're all crazy.


This pretty much stands on it's own and applies to all situations.

"So, it has come to this."
 
2013-07-31 04:49:24 PM
WHERES YOUR NAME biatch?
 
2013-07-31 04:50:11 PM

cgraves67: I hope she eats the leaves.


she never really picked enough to do anything

plus.. jesus that is sad looking rhubarb  The stalks are tiny and there is hardly any colour.  Its a huge bushy plant leading me to believe the "owners" rarely if ever actually use it for anything at all.
 
2013-07-31 04:50:14 PM

sheep snorter: Did crazy biatch say: Lawn mower stolen by Iranian pigs/kids?
starting at 38 seconds

/Turn the hose on her and lets ramp it up to level eleventyten.


Heh, she says pigs for sure, thought I can't make out if it's 'Iranian' or 'Arabian'.
 
2013-07-31 04:50:16 PM
let the rhubarb go man, 'cause it's gone.
 
2013-07-31 04:50:32 PM
It's rubarb. It tastes like bitter slime. Let it go.
 
2013-07-31 04:52:05 PM

FlashHarry: holy shiat. that lady was (is) absolutely insane.

/ten bucks says she's a teabagger.


exxxxactly.
 
2013-07-31 04:52:08 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: Tony_Pepperoni: She may be crazy, but that rhubarb looks free to me.

Yeah, but you have to seriously question the sanity of someone that wants rhubarb.


Yeah it's well known for being inedible garbage.
Give your rhubarb pie to me, I'll take care of it for you.
Also anyone who likes chocolate and pizza is an idiot.
 
2013-07-31 04:52:24 PM

markie_farkie: That seems like severe late-stage dementia that's manifesting itself as hate, anger, and negativity..


either late-stage dementia or late-stage fox-news watching. or both. i think one might even be a necessary precursor to the other.
 
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