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(NBC New York)   Weiner's, like, communications director, like, totally apologizes to that biatchy slutbag   (nbcnewyork.com) divider line 103
    More: Followup, Anthony Weiner, communications director, deputy press secretary, state education, Huma Abedin, profanity, Olivia Nuzzi  
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2013-07-31 05:23:25 PM  

Diogenes: Pr1nc3ss: So does he call his penis Carlos Danger or does it have a different name?

Speedy Gonzalez


Barbell Mitzvah.
 
2013-07-31 05:27:25 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Diogenes: Pr1nc3ss: So does he call his penis Carlos Danger or does it have a different name?

Speedy Gonzalez

Barbell Mitzvah.


Huma Slamma Ding Dong

/Ashamed
 
2013-07-31 05:28:05 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Diogenes: Pr1nc3ss: So does he call his penis Carlos Danger or does it have a different name?

Speedy Gonzalez

Barbell Mitzvah.


It's got to be something because Weiner Weiner would just be silly. And he's a serious guy.
 
2013-07-31 05:29:25 PM  

oryx: Don't say things off the record you wouldn't say on the record. There's no such thing as off the record. This is just the kind of communication director Weiner deserves. He can't keep pictures of his junk off the internet and she can't keep her foul mouth shut and they both think they are being discreet.


No kidding, what a disaster. The guy just looks like a bigger and bigger idiot every minute he stays in the race.
 
2013-07-31 05:30:33 PM  

Lord Schtupp: oryx: Don't say things off the record you wouldn't say on the record. There's no such thing as off the record. This is just the kind of communication director Weiner deserves. He can't keep pictures of his junk off the internet and she can't keep her foul mouth shut and they both think they are being discreet.

No kidding, what a disaster. The guy just looks like a bigger and bigger idiot every minute he stays in the race.


It's the campaign equivalent of Sideshow Bob and the rakes.
 
2013-07-31 05:40:13 PM  
Classic non apology.  "I'm sorry I was recorded saying that stuff, I though it was off the record."  Nice.
 
2013-07-31 05:44:48 PM  
This vapid poont's repeated use of the word "like" as an interjection alone tells me she has nothing worthwhile to say, and no worthwhile way to say it. She sounds like a middle-schooler.
 
2013-07-31 05:52:12 PM  

buckler: She sounds like a middle-schoolershe's from Staten Island.

 
2013-07-31 06:07:08 PM  

Carlos Danger: go getter?  what legislative accomplishments did he have?


He, er, you, voted for the Iraq War and re-upped the Patriot Act. Very accomplished librul.
 
2013-07-31 06:13:36 PM  
Weiner should be disqualified for office for Sidney Leathers alone. That lady puts the whore in Attention whore, god knows what any of the other 8 to 10 ladies were like.
 
2013-07-31 06:18:22 PM  
Biatchy Slutbag is the name of the my Taylor Swift cover band.
 
2013-07-31 06:31:07 PM  

somedude210: why do we care? I get the whole "you said you stopped and you didn't when you said you did and this creates trust issues" thing. I get that aspect, and I can respect that aspect. But why the hell do we give a damn that he showed his dick off to a bunch of AWs?

The dude likes to show off his dick, let him and just be happy you're not married to him. but don't hang him up for showing his schlong

/and I say this as the subby of the two Weiner headlines yesterday


At some point this shows lack of control, poor judgement, and lack of honesty.

Those things matter.
 
2013-07-31 06:41:16 PM  
What I find funny is how she went on this vitriolic tirade about how Olivia Nuzzi was a coont and a twat and a slutbag, apologizes with "I thought it was off the record", and Nuzzi's twitter response is "Of course, I accept the apology".

Of course? Really? It doesn't seem like the kind of thing most people would forgive that easily.
 
2013-07-31 06:47:36 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Everyone involved in the Weiner campaign, from Anthony on down, need to get unpaid internships in the Testing Department of Ronco's Cockpunch-O-Matic 5000 factory.


Well, I can see I'm not needed in this thread. Wonder what's on TV?
 
2013-07-31 07:18:45 PM  
Should a press secretary just assume no conversation with a reporter is ever off the record, especially if you have to work for such a bad candidate as Weiner?

And no surprise it a biatchy blonde who can't control what she says to the press.
 
2013-07-31 07:25:22 PM  

skinink: Should a press secretary just assume no conversation with a reporter is ever off the record, especially if you have to work for such a bad candidate as Weiner?


It doesn't matter who you are. If you're talking to a reporter you should assume it's on the record unless there is an obvious understanding otherwise.
 
2013-07-31 07:42:10 PM  
Geez, Babs.  Way to go there.  You just tarnished the reputation of a Mayoral candidate.
 
2013-07-31 07:52:17 PM  
I really feel for his staff.

They worked hard, putting in at least 80 hours a week to elect someone that they liked and believed in, who couldn't stop showing his penis to people.
 
2013-07-31 07:59:22 PM  

1derful: I really feel for his staff.

They worked hard, putting in at least 80 hours a week to elect someone that they liked and believed in, who couldn't stop showing his penis to people.


Wasn't his staff what got him into trouble in the first place?
 
2013-07-31 08:02:31 PM  
Does that woman, like, happen to have a thing for rhubarbs?  Because, like, I'm evolving a theory...
 
2013-07-31 08:35:34 PM  

Car_Ramrod: It's the campaign equivalent of Sideshow Bob and the rakes.


Yeah! Except, instead of big long feet it's.. uh.. well nevermind.
 
2013-07-31 08:39:46 PM  

Skyrmion: What I find funny is how she went on this vitriolic tirade about how Olivia Nuzzi was a coont and a twat and a slutbag, apologizes with "I thought it was off the record", and Nuzzi's twitter response is "Of course, I accept the apology".

Of course? Really? It doesn't seem like the kind of thing most people would forgive that easily.


Ah, nothing like rubbing it in.
 
2013-07-31 08:40:44 PM  
♫ My weener has a first name.... ♫
 
2013-07-31 08:50:41 PM  
Again, someone involved in politics apologizes for getting caught, not for committing the crime. "I thought that, because no one would find out about it, it was OK to say nasty, horrible, spiteful, vulgar things about someone. I'm sorry that you found out about how I really feel."
 
2013-07-31 08:53:55 PM  
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2013-07-31 09:03:40 PM  

1derful: I really feel for his staff.


That's what he was hoping for. But she wouldn't do it.
 
2013-07-31 09:04:33 PM  
I always thought Weiner seemed like a genuinely decent person when he was a Congressman. It's becoming very clear that in reality he's a total sleezebag. I'm not too surprised, since I have absolutely zero confidence in this nation's politicians, but it's always disappointing to have the illusion shattered and see who these people really are.
 
2013-07-31 09:10:46 PM  

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You want the communications director.  You can't really tell, but that intern's jawline could kill you, her cheekbones are artificially inflated, and she's got crazy eyes.  And in ten years, she'll be this:

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2013-07-31 09:16:58 PM  

Lsherm: Parthenogenetic: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x911]

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You want the communications director.  You can't really tell, but that intern's jawline could kill you, her cheekbones are artificially inflated, and she's got crazy eyes.  And in ten years, she'll be this:

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I was thinking more along the lines of:

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2013-07-31 09:40:02 PM  
I posted this previously in an inappropriate thread:
As a Hispanic-descended dude, I wonder why he couldn't pick more generic (albeit Anglo) names like Charlie Danger, or Carl Danger or really anything but Carlos?  Wouldn't Chaim Danger be most appropriate? Why associate your errant dick with us?  Put a little luchadora mask on it, maybe.. no, not even that.

Please somebody, luchadora mask his putz!
 
2013-07-31 09:43:39 PM  
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2013-07-31 09:44:47 PM  
Actually, now that I think about, more like Z'dar:

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2013-07-31 10:01:48 PM  

Nabb1: I don't care, and I think his marriage is between he and his wife, but I do wonder how anyone could be so dumb as to do the exact same thing that cost him a seat in the House when he was on the cusp of bringing his political career back from the dead.


He's not stupid. He has a mental disorder. His behavior is genuinely beyond his control.  Which is precisely why he is completely unsuitable for elected office.

/...as a Democrat. If he switched parties he'd be good to go. Everybody knows Republican politicians are closet perverts, and apparently nobody cares either.
 
2013-07-31 10:03:19 PM  

doyner: Uranus Is Huge!: This Weiner has got a lot of balls, hanging around, with no shot of winning.

Penis.

I think at this point he's just stroking his own swelled ego.


It's an impotent gesture - even if his campaign can achieve any real penetration, he wouldn't be able to discharge his duties under the harsh spotlight of publicity.
 
2013-07-31 10:06:48 PM  

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First one, then the other. And then both together. It's the only way to be sure
 
2013-07-31 10:08:42 PM  
Does he have some kind of pickup line like,  hey want to meet mr weiner?
 
2013-07-31 10:14:42 PM  

somedude210: why do we care? I get the whole "you said you stopped and you didn't when you said you did and this creates trust issues" thing. I get that aspect, and I can respect that aspect. But why the hell do we give a damn that he showed his dick off to a bunch of AWs?

The dude likes to show off his dick, let him and just be happy you're not married to him. but don't hang him up for showing his schlong


Because mayor of New York is an important job and you can't just send boner pics out to women all willy nilly.

Really an election is nothing more than an extended job interview. No reasonable company would hire a man who can't control his impulses and sends penis pics to every intern he comes across. If he changed his ways I could see giving him another chance, but it's clear this isn't something he's going to stop doing.

So fark him. If he wants to show his dick to every lady he meets and never suffer any consequences he can go try to make it as a rock star.
 
2013-07-31 10:51:26 PM  

Skyrmion: What I find funny is how she went on this vitriolic tirade about how Olivia Nuzzi was a coont and a twat and a slutbag, apologizes with "I thought it was off the record", and Nuzzi's twitter response is "Of course, I accept the apology".

Of course? Really? It doesn't seem like the kind of thing most people would forgive that easily.


The communications director completely ruined any potential action by the campaign against the intern. Think they'll be able to sue the intern over breaking NDA? Hello counter suit for defamation. Of course she'll accept the apology - it's a surrender by the Weiner campaign. Now the intern can go on interviews, write that book... The only problem for her is if the Weiner campaign dies too soon - her inside info has a sell-by date...
 
2013-07-31 11:10:43 PM  

CorporatePerson: somedude210: why do we care? I get the whole "you said you stopped and you didn't when you said you did and this creates trust issues" thing. I get that aspect, and I can respect that aspect. But why the hell do we give a damn that he showed his dick off to a bunch of AWs?

The dude likes to show off his dick, let him and just be happy you're not married to him. but don't hang him up for showing his schlong

Because mayor of New York is an important job and you can't just send boner pics out to women all willy nilly.

Really an election is nothing more than an extended job interview. No reasonable company would hire a man who can't control his impulses and sends penis pics to every intern he comes across. If he changed his ways I could see giving him another chance, but it's clear this isn't something he's going to stop doing.

So fark him. If he wants to show his dick to every lady he meets and never suffer any consequences he can go try to make it as a rock star.


While I think Weiner should go the fark away, I still wonder why this same reasoning didn't apply to Mark Sanford.
 
2013-07-31 11:18:04 PM  
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speaking of biatchy slutbags...
 
2013-07-31 11:23:52 PM  

LordJiro: While I think Weiner should go the fark away, I still wonder why this same reasoning didn't apply to Mark Sanford.


Because Sanford failed down. Just like Spitzer will fail down into comptroller.

Weiner was such an arrogant bastard he tried to fail UP from being a do nothing Congressmen who showed us his penis into being farking mayor of our country's most populous city. And for a while it was looking like he was gonna pull it off.
 
2013-07-31 11:24:06 PM  

LordJiro: CorporatePerson: somedude210: why do we care? I get the whole "you said you stopped and you didn't when you said you did and this creates trust issues" thing. I get that aspect, and I can respect that aspect. But why the hell do we give a damn that he showed his dick off to a bunch of AWs?

The dude likes to show off his dick, let him and just be happy you're not married to him. but don't hang him up for showing his schlong

Because mayor of New York is an important job and you can't just send boner pics out to women all willy nilly.

Really an election is nothing more than an extended job interview. No reasonable company would hire a man who can't control his impulses and sends penis pics to every intern he comes across. If he changed his ways I could see giving him another chance, but it's clear this isn't something he's going to stop doing.

So fark him. If he wants to show his dick to every lady he meets and never suffer any consequences he can go try to make it as a rock star.

While I think Weiner should go the fark away, I still wonder why this same reasoning didn't apply to Mark Sanford.


Because both sides trash their opponents for it, but one is more likely to continue voting for despite it? Yes Clinton I know..., but while I don't support his cheating I hated the abusive witch hunt even more. That was pure abuse of power to try for an impeachment of a sitting president over, or even something to have congress looking into.

Or maybe conservatives just run the more powerful smear machine?

Also, the last name really sinks weiner on this one. It is unforgettable and too low hanging a fruit for any media to let it go.
 
2013-07-31 11:24:50 PM  

Pincy: You know, I probably agree with Weiner on most issues and he seemed like a real go getter while he was in Congress, but he should just stop now.

Can we be frank? So, you do you think Anthony Weiner shot his wad too soon?
 
2013-07-31 11:28:27 PM  

Make More Hinjews: Second green in six years, and it has to be this one?

/ Shamemitter


I was driven to distraction by the article's quotes too.  The profanity?  No big deal.  The 30% incidence of "like"s?  Madness!
 
2013-08-01 12:06:13 AM  

somedude210: why do we care? I get the whole "you said you stopped and you didn't when you said you did and this creates trust issues" thing. I get that aspect, and I can respect that aspect. But why the hell do we give a damn that he showed his dick off to a bunch of AWs?

The dude likes to show off his dick, let him and just be happy you're not married to him. but don't hang him up for showing his schlon


1. The dick pics are being exchanged with staffers and people close to him so this indicates he's using his office or position in an inappropriate way
2. He came out and apologized for something he clearly wasn't sorry for as he continued to do it
3. Had he simply sent dick pics to some random girls this would be an issue between him and his wife and he'd probably get a pass about it if he simply acknowledged he likes to do this from time to time and its a matter he and Wife are going to deal with

The fact that he's treating this like a witch hunt and that he will overcome all this adversity is astounding.  Overcoming a disease or poverty is beating adversity.  Farking up and creating a problem, then trying to dig your way out of it is not.
 
2013-08-01 12:08:50 AM  
and that many people worked on the campaign only to get close to Weiner's wife, Huma Abedin.

I'm guessing that most of them thought that getting in with Abedin would give them a leg up to get on the Hillary staff for the 2016 presidential race. Must be nice for Weiner to hear that nobody gives a damn about him or his campaign, they just want to cozy up to his wife. No surprise, him being a bucket of scuzz and a laughing stock.
 
2013-08-01 02:15:14 AM  
So that's what happened to Delta Gamma Julia. Wiener must be Sigma Nu.

/c*nt punt
 
2013-08-01 03:28:46 AM  

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I always thought sharp knees was just a meme.
 
2013-08-01 04:42:05 AM  
After reading some of the comments I wonder: what kind of slut bag whores are willing to remain married to Tony and Bill after years of humiliation? Hillary and Huma both must be dirty dirty sluts who like tasting other woman's pussies on their man's cocks.

How do you like that? Monica and this Ms. Leather both farked or virtually farked their men because apparently their dried up coozes aren't satisfying enough to engage these big important men.

Hey Hillary how was the ATM? Did the peanuts in Monica's ass taste fresh?

I'm sick of this shiat. Bill and Tony both swung their dicks around. They both are guilty of sexual harassment according to any corporate training I've ever done (tit for tat). Yet their wives stand by their men the press calls these girls whores.

If Ms. Leather is a crass tramp then Tony is still the guy who valued that over his own marriage and Huma is still the cheap little slut that likes to taste what other women had for breakfast.
 
2013-08-01 04:59:26 AM  
It's not the act but the coverup that is the biggest sin. The Clinton camp take no prisoner's mantra is disgusting.

Bill Clinton did bang every girl dumb enough to be impressed by him and Tony wanked off to every 20 something dumb enough to follow him on twitter. Yet all of this is spun into making the girls they took advantage of into whores in the public perception.

In this particular instance it's even worse. This particular girl didn't do cyber sex with Tony. She's just talking about her experiences as an intern in Tony's camp. Yet every trick is being used to confuse the issue. I bet half of the top posters on this thread don't even realize that Olivia Nuzzi isn't involved in cybering Tony. Yet she too is a slut and an attention whore because she dared to speak up.

fark Tony, Huma, Bill and Hillary. The Clinton camp has shown time and time again how they close ranks and denigrate anyone who speaks up.
 
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