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(NBC New York)   Weiner's, like, communications director, like, totally apologizes to that biatchy slutbag   (nbcnewyork.com) divider line 103
    More: Followup, Anthony Weiner, communications director, deputy press secretary, state education, Huma Abedin, profanity, Olivia Nuzzi  
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2013-07-31 02:47:59 PM
Everyone involved in the Weiner campaign, from Anthony on down, need to get unpaid internships in the Testing Department of Ronco's Cockpunch-O-Matic 5000 factory.
 
2013-07-31 02:56:18 PM
Just as Weiner seemingly can't put his dick back in his pants, you can't put that genie back in the bottle.
 
2013-07-31 03:06:14 PM
Yesterday there was a big hubbub on the street in front of my job.  I looked out the window because everyone was chanting.  Apparently it was the Democratic Club's candidate forum and a bunch of the candidates were there including Weiner, who of course attracted all sorts of media.

I was going to do the cub reporter thing and take snaps and post it on Fark.  I decided fark it, it's after five o'clock and I'm going home.  So I feel like I failed everybody.

I can report that he was wearing pants, which I found refreshing.

CSB
 
2013-07-31 03:08:53 PM

brap: I can report that he was wearing pants, which I found refreshing.


Regrettably, that would be news.
 
2013-07-31 03:11:07 PM
She sucks at being a dick.
 
2013-07-31 03:15:57 PM
why do we care? I get the whole "you said you stopped and you didn't when you said you did and this creates trust issues" thing. I get that aspect, and I can respect that aspect. But why the hell do we give a damn that he showed his dick off to a bunch of AWs?

The dude likes to show off his dick, let him and just be happy you're not married to him. but don't hang him up for showing his schlong

/and I say this as the subby of the two Weiner headlines yesterday
 
2013-07-31 03:26:14 PM
He's not going to win. He will run until his cash runs out, gets 4th or 5th place, and then gets served divorce papers. He'll make money writing a book.
 
2013-07-31 03:32:01 PM
I'm wondering whether a Communications Director who makes statements like that, even if she thought it was off the record (...and who didn't make damn sure it was in fact off the record first...) might have been hired for attributes other than her professional qualifications.
 
2013-07-31 03:34:34 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: He's not going to win. He will run until his cash runs out, gets 4th or 5th place, and then gets served divorce papers. He'll make money writing a book.


It does appear to be an exercise in futility at this point, but I hope he wins.
 
2013-07-31 03:53:59 PM
"Weiner Can't Recall How Many Women He Sexted"

He thinks they were all women. I hope a few transgender and males start coming forward.
 
2013-07-31 03:57:01 PM

Godscrack: "Weiner Can't Recall How Many Women He Sexted"

He thinks they were all women. I hope a few transgender and males start coming forward.


It wasn't me.

/unfortunately
 
2013-07-31 03:57:58 PM

OregonVet: PC LOAD LETTER: He's not going to win. He will run until his cash runs out, gets 4th or 5th place, and then gets served divorce papers. He'll make money writing a book.

It does appear to be an exercise in futility at this point, but I hope he wins.


He was an OK congresscritter for me, but his legislative record was pretty thin. I like him, but I'm not keen on having someone with well-documented poor impulse control and poor decision making abilities running the city. Shame.
 
2013-07-31 03:58:26 PM
Weiner often called interns "Monica," a reference to former White House intern Monica Lewinsky

Oof. Pack it in, dude. As long as a Clinton walks this earth, you ain't getting elected dog catcher.
 
2013-07-31 04:04:54 PM

gilgigamesh: Weiner often called interns "Monica," a reference to former White House intern Monica Lewinsky

Oof. Pack it in, dude. As long as a Clinton walks this earth, you ain't getting elected dog catcher.


For that alone you'd think Huma would smack the taste out of his mouth.

I'm betting she pulls a Jenny Sanford when this is all said and done.
 
2013-07-31 04:16:50 PM

somedude210: why do we care? I get the whole "you said you stopped and you didn't when you said you did and this creates trust issues" thing. I get that aspect, and I can respect that aspect. But why the hell do we give a damn that he showed his dick off to a bunch of AWs?

The dude likes to show off his dick, let him and just be happy you're not married to him. but don't hang him up for showing his schlong

/and I say this as the subby of the two Weiner headlines yesterday


I don't care, and I think his marriage is between he and his wife, but I do wonder how anyone could be so dumb as to do the exact same thing that cost him a seat in the House when he was on the cusp of bringing his political career back from the dead. I wouldn't give somebody that stupid a job parking cars, but if New Yorkers feel like he's their mayor, that's their choice. I mean, I'll mock my friends in NYC, but it's their choice.
 
2013-07-31 04:18:50 PM
Well, this is certainly the most entertaining NY mayoral race I've ever watched, and I don't live in NY.

If he sticks it out for a few more weeks I imagine eventually we'll have enough gaffes to put together a really good Lifetime film.
 
2013-07-31 04:19:24 PM

Nabb1: somedude210: why do we care? I get the whole "you said you stopped and you didn't when you said you did and this creates trust issues" thing. I get that aspect, and I can respect that aspect. But why the hell do we give a damn that he showed his dick off to a bunch of AWs?

The dude likes to show off his dick, let him and just be happy you're not married to him. but don't hang him up for showing his schlong

/and I say this as the subby of the two Weiner headlines yesterday

I don't care, and I think his marriage is between he and his wife, but I do wonder how anyone could be so dumb as to do the exact same thing that cost him a seat in the House when he was on the cusp of bringing his political career back from the dead. I wouldn't give somebody that stupid a job parking cars, but if New Yorkers feel like he's their mayor, that's their choice. I mean, I'll mock my friends in NYC, but it's their choice.


And then respond to the new revelations as poorly as he did.

His actual legislative record is fairly unimpressive.  His chief skill is self-promotion.  And he managed to fark even that up.
 
2013-07-31 04:29:16 PM

Diogenes: Nabb1: somedude210: why do we care? I get the whole "you said you stopped and you didn't when you said you did and this creates trust issues" thing. I get that aspect, and I can respect that aspect. But why the hell do we give a damn that he showed his dick off to a bunch of AWs?

The dude likes to show off his dick, let him and just be happy you're not married to him. but don't hang him up for showing his schlong

/and I say this as the subby of the two Weiner headlines yesterday

I don't care, and I think his marriage is between he and his wife, but I do wonder how anyone could be so dumb as to do the exact same thing that cost him a seat in the House when he was on the cusp of bringing his political career back from the dead. I wouldn't give somebody that stupid a job parking cars, but if New Yorkers feel like he's their mayor, that's their choice. I mean, I'll mock my friends in NYC, but it's their choice.

And then respond to the new revelations as poorly as he did.

His actual legislative record is fairly unimpressive.  His chief skill is self-promotion.  And he managed to fark even that up.


What, you don't appreciate the cleverness of "Carlos Danger"?
 
2013-07-31 04:32:02 PM

Nabb1: Diogenes: Nabb1: somedude210: why do we care? I get the whole "you said you stopped and you didn't when you said you did and this creates trust issues" thing. I get that aspect, and I can respect that aspect. But why the hell do we give a damn that he showed his dick off to a bunch of AWs?

The dude likes to show off his dick, let him and just be happy you're not married to him. but don't hang him up for showing his schlong

/and I say this as the subby of the two Weiner headlines yesterday

I don't care, and I think his marriage is between he and his wife, but I do wonder how anyone could be so dumb as to do the exact same thing that cost him a seat in the House when he was on the cusp of bringing his political career back from the dead. I wouldn't give somebody that stupid a job parking cars, but if New Yorkers feel like he's their mayor, that's their choice. I mean, I'll mock my friends in NYC, but it's their choice.

And then respond to the new revelations as poorly as he did.

His actual legislative record is fairly unimpressive.  His chief skill is self-promotion.  And he managed to fark even that up.

What, you don't appreciate the cleverness of "Carlos Danger"?


Oh, don't get me wrong.  I think it's supremely amusing.  But I don't have to vote for him (nor would I were I a New Yorker).

Maybe he can get a gig on SNL.
 
2013-07-31 04:34:35 PM
If only Weiner were a fine upstanding moral man, like Giuliani!
 
2013-07-31 04:35:12 PM

Lsherm: Well, this is certainly the most entertaining NY mayoral race I've ever watched, and I don't live in NY.

If he sticks it out for a few more weeks I imagine eventually we'll have enough gaffes to put together a really good Lifetime film.


That's what caused his problems.
 
2013-07-31 04:36:05 PM
I wonder when Obama will call her to see if she is okay.

These Dems with their war on women.  Disgusting.
 
2013-07-31 04:36:11 PM
You know, I probably agree with Weiner on most issues and he seemed like a real go getter while he was in Congress, but he should just stop now.
 
2013-07-31 04:40:31 PM

Pincy: You know, I probably agree with Weiner on most issues and he seemed like a real go getter while he was in Congress, but he should just stop now.


Agreed. I want to - did, in fact - give him the benefit of the doubt. Multiple times.  Now I'm fresh out.
 
2013-07-31 04:41:03 PM

somedude210: why do we care? I get the whole "you said you stopped and you didn't when you said you did and this creates trust issues" thing. I get that aspect, and I can respect that aspect. But why the hell do we give a damn that he showed his dick off to a bunch of AWs?



Spending over $40k of campaign money to find the "hacker" during the first time he did this makes him unqualified for public office.  Who knows what else he would spend money on to support his lies?
 
2013-07-31 04:41:08 PM
He's nuked the whooooooole fridge. The jello is wiggling and the butter is getting soft.

He should just go home.
 
2013-07-31 04:41:41 PM
This is the Amanda Byrnes of political campaigns.
 
2013-07-31 04:42:11 PM

Carlos Danger: Spending over $40k of campaign money to find the "hacker" during the first time he did this makes him unqualified for public office.


Sounds like jerb creation to me!
 
2013-07-31 04:42:47 PM

Lochsteppe: Pincy: You know, I probably agree with Weiner on most issues and he seemed like a real go getter while he was in Congress, but he should just stop now.

Agreed. I want to - did, in fact - give him the benefit of the doubt. Multiple times.  Now I'm fresh out.


Oh come on, guys, can you just elect him for one term or so? Many of us in the rest of the country are quite amused at how the major networks think some New York perv's crank is worthy of being the top story on the morning news shows. "Another airline crash overnight, but first, the latest on Anthony Weiner..."
 
2013-07-31 04:42:48 PM
Weiner is the Spanish train driver of candidates.
 
2013-07-31 04:43:26 PM

Pincy: You know, I probably agree with Weiner on most issues and he seemed like a real go getter while he was in Congress, but he should just stop now.


go getter?  what legislative accomplishments did he have?  Besides the Mohair bill and the Visas for Foreign Models Bill?

Or did you mean a different type of go getter?

He was good at being a partisan shill - but we need more people who can reach across the aisle (with more than their dick) not people who just rant and rave about the other side.
 
2013-07-31 04:43:33 PM
Weiner's weener is the straw from which other mayoral candidates drink his milkshake.
 
2013-07-31 04:44:17 PM
Houma is the Titanic violinist of political wives.
 
2013-07-31 04:45:22 PM
Apologies of this type are usually followed up with an off-the-record tirade about the reporter who published her previous off-the-record tirade.

Also, anybody else think she's kinda cute? I like a gal who can throw around words like "slutbag".
 
2013-07-31 04:45:36 PM

doyner: Weiner is the Spanish train driver of candidates.


Well, they both were using their cell phones at the time.
 
2013-07-31 04:46:03 PM
For now on we'll call failed candidacies "snatching victory from Weiner's weener."
 
2013-07-31 04:46:37 PM
This Weiner has got a lot of balls, hanging around, with no shot of winning.

Penis.
 
2013-07-31 04:47:53 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: This Weiner has got a lot of balls, hanging around, with no shot of winning.

Penis.


I think at this point he's just stroking his own swelled ego.
 
2013-07-31 04:48:38 PM

Carlos Danger: somedude210: why do we care? I get the whole "you said you stopped and you didn't when you said you did and this creates trust issues" thing. I get that aspect, and I can respect that aspect. But why the hell do we give a damn that he showed his dick off to a bunch of AWs?


Spending over $40k of campaign money to find the "hacker" during the first time he did this makes him unqualified for public office.  Who knows what else he would spend money on to support his lies?


Shouldn't you be on his side?
 
2013-07-31 04:48:51 PM
See, should have been in SC. They would vote him in with a +20 points lead.
 
2013-07-31 04:51:21 PM
www.freedomsphoenix.com
 
2013-07-31 04:53:02 PM
BarbaraKMorgan  @BarbaraKMorgan

Not my best day yesterday. Should've known better, been better. Gotta pay up.

pbs.twimg.com

1:12 PM - 31 Jul 2013
 
2013-07-31 04:57:18 PM
Don't say things off the record you wouldn't say on the record. There's no such thing as off the record. This is just the kind of communication director Weiner deserves. He can't keep pictures of his junk off the internet and she can't keep her foul mouth shut and they both think they are being discreet.
 
2013-07-31 04:57:30 PM

Lochsteppe: Carlos Danger: somedude210: why do we care? I get the whole "you said you stopped and you didn't when you said you did and this creates trust issues" thing. I get that aspect, and I can respect that aspect. But why the hell do we give a damn that he showed his dick off to a bunch of AWs?


Spending over $40k of campaign money to find the "hacker" during the first time he did this makes him unqualified for public office.  Who knows what else he would spend money on to support his lies?

Shouldn't you be on his side?


I am on the side of justice and good government.
Where ever there is a problem - Carlos Danger will speak out.
 
2013-07-31 05:04:23 PM

Car_Ramrod: BarbaraKMorgan  @BarbaraKMorgan

Not my best day yesterday. Should've known better, been better. Gotta pay up.

[Ultimate Swear Jar.jpg]

1:12 PM - 31 Jul 2013


Oh my, that is a magnificent pic.
 
2013-07-31 05:07:43 PM
And then I like saw Carlos Danger totally macking on this shortie, and he looked at me like "What of? You gonna step?" And I said "Nah," but he was still like rubbing on her and shiat, when she totally was with Rocco Venezuela last night being such a slore. But whatever. I'm over it. There's a sale at Hot Topic totes lates. TTYL.
 
2013-07-31 05:13:20 PM
Ok, now I'm starting to wonder if she wasn't really a Russian spy.  Sent to spy on our "Carlos."

/nah, could never happen

//the Ruskies are too dumb, and we're  too smart
 
2013-07-31 05:17:26 PM
Second green in six years, and it has to be this one?

/ Shamemitter
 
2013-07-31 05:20:57 PM
So does he call his penis Carlos Danger or does it have a different name?
 
2013-07-31 05:21:35 PM

Pr1nc3ss: So does he call his penis Carlos Danger or does it have a different name?


Speedy Gonzalez
 
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