YoOjo: 1. eat it.2. shart it out.3. photo time./that guy...
Mr. Coffee Nerves: 9. Lastly, before hitting that shutter button, take the largest item on the table -- wine bottle, decorative lamp, that kind of thing -- take it firmly in the hand not holding the camera phone and swing the item as hard as you possibly can into your own crotch.
Two Hearted: Where's "#9: Use Instagram" ?I thought I had to use Instagram.
abhorrent1: # 1. Don't
phenn: FTA: "I've just started venturing in to food photography and it has been a very appetizing experience!"Ah HA!! Not a professional photographer. Have you any idea the nasty things done to food prior to a shoot?
gweilo8888: [imageshack.us image 500x333]FTFA: "Add dimension to your food photographs by showing what that first bite looks like, and the second and third. Your viewers will want to snag the fork right from the image!"No, I do not. I would rather eat sheetrock and crushed glass than your nightmarish stack of rabbit droppings and things that make my pee smell weird.
tlchwi02: i only take pictures of my preserves, and mostly to let the family know what they can ask for
Psycoholic_Slag: When I'm out of town on business and I visit a sushi restaurant, I always snap a pic and text it to the wife because she loves sushi and I love rubbing it in. Same goes for Thai or Indian restaurants. Suck it haters.
busy chillin': my friend likes smoking meat
FloydA: What's the difference between preserves and jam?
FloydA: tlchwi02: i only take pictures of my preserves, and mostly to let the family know what they can ask forWhat's the difference between preserves and jam?
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