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(UPI)   Man tries to smuggle turtle onto plane in a KFC hamburger. Security officers pull him aside, demand to know when KFC started selling hamburgers   (upi.com) divider line 46
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2013-07-31 01:18:50 PM
It's interesting that the article actually spelled out "Kentucky Fried Chicken." I thought it was officially "KFC" now and that Kentucky Fried Chicken no longer technically existed. And that their original plan a few years back was to start claiming that KFC actually stood for "Kitchen Fresh Chicken," but the FTC smacked them down on that one.
 
2013-07-31 01:50:27 PM
我喜歡烏龜。
 
2013-07-31 01:53:19 PM
He should have tried to smuggle him on as Mitch McConnell.
 
2013-07-31 01:54:24 PM
Small fries...BIG MAC!!

Now I'm illin.
KFC has been on Fark a lot.
 
2013-07-31 01:54:31 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: He should have tried to smuggle him on as Mitch McConnell.


i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-31 01:55:31 PM
China?
click...yep.

What is up with the Chinese and smuggling turtles?
 
2013-07-31 01:57:23 PM

Pocket Ninja: It's interesting that the article actually spelled out "Kentucky Fried Chicken." I thought it was officially "KFC" now and that Kentucky Fried Chicken no longer technically existed. And that their original plan a few years back was to start claiming that KFC actually stood for "Kitchen Fresh Chicken," but the FTC smacked them down on that one.


If they want to be called KFC we should respect their wishes and call them KFC.

Momma called it Kentucky Fried Chicken, I'ma gonna call it Kentucky Fried Chicken.
 
2013-07-31 01:58:21 PM

Pocket Ninja: It's interesting that the article actually spelled out "Kentucky Fried Chicken." I thought it was officially "KFC" now and that Kentucky Fried Chicken no longer technically existed. And that their original plan a few years back was to start claiming that KFC actually stood for "Kitchen Fresh Chicken," but the FTC smacked them down on that one.


They have to call it "KFC" because technically the genetically engineered, lab grown mutations they serve at their restaurants can't be legally called "chickens".
This is a fact.
You can look it up.
 
2013-07-31 01:59:14 PM
home.comcast.net
 
2013-07-31 02:02:30 PM
If he really cared about his mid-flight snack "beloved" turtle maybe sending it through the x-ray may have been inadvisable.
 
2013-07-31 02:04:07 PM
Mmmm, turtle burger.

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2013-07-31 02:08:14 PM
I thought the whole plan with the KFC naming was so that one day they can offer burgers.
 
2013-07-31 02:13:44 PM
We need a bigger bun.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-31 02:14:43 PM
Uhm, I think it became sort of taboo to have the word "fried" in a restaurant name back in the 90s.
 
2013-07-31 02:16:19 PM

DrDude: Uhm, I think it became sort of taboo to have the word "fried" in a restaurant name back in the 90s.


They no longer wanted to be associated with Kentucky.
 
2013-07-31 02:18:40 PM
"There's no turtle in there, just a hamburger," the man allegedly told authorities. "There's nothing special to see inside."

Made me chuckle.

www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com
 
2013-07-31 02:21:48 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Pocket Ninja: It's interesting that the article actually spelled out "Kentucky Fried Chicken." I thought it was officially "KFC" now and that Kentucky Fried Chicken no longer technically existed. And that their original plan a few years back was to start claiming that KFC actually stood for "Kitchen Fresh Chicken," but the FTC smacked them down on that one.

They have to call it "KFC" because technically the genetically engineered, lab grown mutations they serve at their restaurants can't be legally called "chickens".
This is a fact.
You can look it up.


And "look it up" I did...

http://www.snopes.com/food/tainted/kfc.asp

KFC no longer use the word 'chicken' to describe its product because it serves meat from genetically engineered animals that the government will no longer permit them refer to as 'chicken.'

False.
 
2013-07-31 02:24:09 PM
When I was a kid, way back in the 80s, I flew from Portland Oregon to Pittsburgh with a garter snake in my shirt pocket.

/csb
 
2013-07-31 02:32:43 PM

GanjSmokr: Rev. Skarekroe: Pocket Ninja: It's interesting that the article actually spelled out "Kentucky Fried Chicken." I thought it was officially "KFC" now and that Kentucky Fried Chicken no longer technically existed. And that their original plan a few years back was to start claiming that KFC actually stood for "Kitchen Fresh Chicken," but the FTC smacked them down on that one.

They have to call it "KFC" because technically the genetically engineered, lab grown mutations they serve at their restaurants can't be legally called "chickens".
This is a fact.
You can look it up.

And "look it up" I did...

http://www.snopes.com/food/tainted/kfc.asp

KFC no longer use the word 'chicken' to describe its product because it serves meat from genetically engineered animals that the government will no longer permit them refer to as 'chicken.'

False.


nice work, gumshoe.
 
2013-07-31 02:32:53 PM
But turtle taste like chicken.
/unfortunately KFC doesn't.
 
2013-07-31 02:35:52 PM

Pocket Ninja: It's interesting that the article actually spelled out "Kentucky Fried Chicken." I thought it was officially "KFC" now and that Kentucky Fried Chicken no longer technically existed. And that their original plan a few years back was to start claiming that KFC actually stood for "Kitchen Fresh Chicken," but the FTC smacked them down on that one.


It's still "Kentucky Fried Chicken" outside of the US.  Just passed one there other day here in Mexico.
 
2013-07-31 02:53:48 PM

apotheosis27: GanjSmokr: Rev. Skarekroe: Pocket Ninja: It's interesting that the article actually spelled out "Kentucky Fried Chicken." I thought it was officially "KFC" now and that Kentucky Fried Chicken no longer technically existed. And that their original plan a few years back was to start claiming that KFC actually stood for "Kitchen Fresh Chicken," but the FTC smacked them down on that one.

They have to call it "KFC" because technically the genetically engineered, lab grown mutations they serve at their restaurants can't be legally called "chickens".
This is a fact.
You can look it up.

And "look it up" I did...

http://www.snopes.com/food/tainted/kfc.asp

KFC no longer use the word 'chicken' to describe its product because it serves meat from genetically engineered animals that the government will no longer permit them refer to as 'chicken.'

False.

nice work, gumshoe.


Thanks, but it's actually gumshoe jr. - I haven't gotten my official license in the mail yet.

I'm hoping it comes this week - I need to get my new business cards made.
 
2013-07-31 02:54:31 PM

Russ1642: DrDude: Uhm, I think it became sort of taboo to have the word "fried" in a restaurant name back in the 90s.

They no longer wanted to be associated with Kentucky.


They didn't want to be associated with the Kentucky Fried Movie.
 
2013-07-31 02:56:07 PM
I do believe a double-down is a sandwich.
 
2013-07-31 03:11:14 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-31 03:13:13 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: He should have tried to smuggle him on as Mitch McConnell.


He could have even claimed diplomatic immunity which would have guarenteed his success.
 
2013-07-31 03:19:19 PM
i105.photobucket.com
No officer, they're miniature Stegosaurs.
 
2013-07-31 03:27:45 PM

jmayson: Pocket Ninja: It's interesting that the article actually spelled out "Kentucky Fried Chicken." I thought it was officially "KFC" now and that Kentucky Fried Chicken no longer technically existed. And that their original plan a few years back was to start claiming that KFC actually stood for "Kitchen Fresh Chicken," but the FTC smacked them down on that one.

It's still "Kentucky Fried Chicken" outside of the US.  Just passed one there other day here in Mexico.


Read that as "Just passed out at one the other day..."

And I was like damn, at least I'm not THAT much of an alcoholic.

Then I got sad because I've been drinking and read the sentence wrong.

/CSB
 
2013-07-31 03:30:54 PM

FloydA: No officer, they're miniature Stegosaurs.


Holy shiat.

That might be the cutest thing I've ever seen.

/loves reptiles
//also I just swiped that photo
 
2013-07-31 03:39:06 PM
"Dope springs a turtle"
 
2013-07-31 03:41:03 PM

megarian: FloydA: No officer, they're miniature Stegosaurs.

Holy shiat.

That might be the cutest thing I've ever seen.

/loves reptiles
//also I just swiped that photo


High five!
i105.photobucket.com

i105.photobucket.com i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-31 03:46:41 PM

FloydA: megarian: FloydA: No officer, they're miniature Stegosaurs.

Holy shiat.

That might be the cutest thing I've ever seen.

/loves reptiles
//also I just swiped that photo

High five!


 


Thanks for the diabeetus, dick.
 
2013-07-31 03:54:58 PM
"There's no turtle in there, just a hamburger," the man allegedly told authorities. "There's nothing special to see inside."

Classic mistake.
 
2013-07-31 03:58:03 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Pocket Ninja: It's interesting that the article actually spelled out "Kentucky Fried Chicken." I thought it was officially "KFC" now and that Kentucky Fried Chicken no longer technically existed. And that their original plan a few years back was to start claiming that KFC actually stood for "Kitchen Fresh Chicken," but the FTC smacked them down on that one.

They have to call it "KFC" because technically the genetically engineered, lab grown mutations they serve at their restaurants can't be legally called "chickens".
This is a fact.
You can look it up.


Or I can drive past one near my house in NW Indiana and see that it says "Kentucky Fried Chicken" in big letters on the side of the building. (It also says "KFC" in taller letters.) It's not an old location either.

Hard to see, but visible, in street view: https://maps.google.com/maps?q=kentucky+fried+chicken+near+Hobart,+IN & hl=en&ll=41.550728,-87.245221&spn=0.019784,0.045447&sll=41.550734,-87. 244958&sspn=0.001245,0.00284&oq=kentucky+fried+chicken+ho&hq=kentucky+ fried+chicken&hnear=Hobart,+Lake,+Indiana&t=m&fll=41.545942,-87.248182 &fspn=0.019785,0.045447&z=15&layer=c&cbll=41.550734,-87.244959&panoid= gCrCZhRQpOz1U6lS8DQ2pA&cbp=12,337.44,,0,7.77
 
2013-07-31 04:01:19 PM
megarian:

Thanks for the diabeetus, dick.


  i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-31 04:03:30 PM

uncleacid: We need a bigger bun.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 230x240]


Nah, just a bigger bucket.
 
2013-07-31 04:13:27 PM

FloydA: megarian:

Thanks for the diabeetus, dick.


  


Omg you stop it YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
 
2013-07-31 05:30:55 PM
www.maniacworld.com
 
2013-07-31 06:09:47 PM

megarian: FloydA: megarian:

Thanks for the diabeetus, dick.

Omg you stop it YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW.


i105.photobucket.com
On a  Expotition to discover the East Pole.
 
HKW
2013-07-31 07:35:40 PM
Cant remember if they sell hamburgers, but KFC in Vietnam sells fish.

If it wasnt for KFC in Nha Trang, I would have starved to death.
 
2013-07-31 07:37:43 PM
Really?  That hard is it to smuggle a turtle?  OMG, my turtle is so shy that at the first sign of being picked up to clean out his cage, he ducks inside of his shell for a minimum of 1-2 hours before coming back out.  I could get him onto a plane probably with no problem in a fast food lunch bag.  I'd have to order from a place that served turtle soup, though.
 
2013-07-31 08:03:34 PM

FloydA: megarian: FloydA: megarian:

Thanks for the diabeetus, dick.

Omg you stop it YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW.


On a  Expotition to discover the East Pole.


O_O
 
2013-07-31 10:01:59 PM

megarian: FloydA: megarian: FloydA: megarian:

Thanks for the diabeetus, dick.

Omg you stop it YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW.


On a  Expotition to discover the East Pole.

O_O


Chapter 9: In which Piglet is entirely surrounded by water

(I may be the most athy of the atheists, but I admit that I have my "holy books" too.)
 
2013-07-31 11:18:34 PM

FloydA: megarian: FloydA: megarian: FloydA: megarian:

Thanks for the diabeetus, dick.

Omg you stop it YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW.


On a  Expotition to discover the East Pole.

O_O

Chapter 9: In which Piglet is entirely surrounded by water

(I may be the most athy of the atheists, but I admit that I have my "holy books" too.)


Well, that made my night a little happier.
 
2013-08-01 08:55:17 AM
The KFC in Luxembourg used to sell burgers, too.
 
2013-08-01 09:16:12 AM

GanjSmokr: http://www.snopes.com/food/tainted/kfc.asp

KFC no longer use the word 'chicken' to describe its product because it serves meat from genetically engineered animals that the government will no longer permit them refer to as 'chicken.'

False.


You're going to believe a Soros funded lie factory like Snopes?
 
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