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(WTSP)   Not news: Sea turtle gets nursed back to heath, released back into the water. Fark: Wallets of animal workers stolen out of their bags on the beach during the release. Florida: By a raccoon   (on.wtsp.com) divider line 30
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2013-07-31 01:06:21 PM
Sly Cooper?
 
2013-07-31 01:09:35 PM
He looks Cuban.
 
2013-07-31 01:11:12 PM
Nancy Grace: CUTE BLONDE WHITE WOMAN ROBBED BY COON!!!
 
2013-07-31 01:12:23 PM
And let the racist jokes begin.
 
2013-07-31 01:12:38 PM
I had to follow a raccoon back to the barn one night to figure out where he was stashing the sockets he was stealing from my tool box while I was working on the car.

It was fun. Found many more tools than mine... he must have been stealing from garages all over the neighborhood.
 
2013-07-31 01:13:11 PM
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2013-07-31 01:15:05 PM

Shadow Blasko: I had to follow a raccoon back to the barn one night to figure out where he was stashing the sockets he was stealing from my tool box while I was working on the car.

It was fun. Found many more tools than mine... he must have been stealing from garages all over the neighborhood.


All those tools in your barn, huh? Sounds like he was going to frame you. It's a good thing you caught him in time.
 
2013-07-31 01:17:23 PM
They do like shiny things.

I've seen a racoon walk up to a dog, reach up, undo the dogs collar and walk away with it for the buckle.

/The raccoon was semi-domestic and had been around the dog its whole life, hence why there wasn't any fight involved.
 
2013-07-31 01:20:07 PM

Thingster: They do like shiny things.

I've seen a racoon walk up to a dog, reach up, undo the dogs collar and walk away with it for the buckle.

/The raccoon was semi-domestic and had been around the dog its whole life, hence why there wasn't any fight involved.


I was almost expecting to hear that the raccoon had separated the dog from its testicles.
 
2013-07-31 01:22:05 PM
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2013-07-31 01:22:20 PM
I worked with a black guy once who used to go on, and on about how his mom had to keep chasing "those damn coons" off the front porch. It was pretty funny listening to him rant about how much he hated coons.
 
2013-07-31 01:22:43 PM
I like turtles.
 
2013-07-31 01:24:10 PM
This dude to the rescue-

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2013-07-31 01:29:19 PM
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seen fleeing the scene
 
2013-07-31 01:31:42 PM
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2013-07-31 01:39:20 PM
And watch out for penguins. I learned that penguins steal your credit cards from a commercial I saw. And, of course, from those Madagascar cartoons.

They call them gentlemen cat burglars because they always wear tuxedo jackets.

What a penguin wants with your credit cards, I don't know. There's only a couple of ATMs in all of Antarctica. Maybe they vacation in New Zealand, Australia or South Africa.
 
2013-07-31 01:40:59 PM
I could use a full video of the hot blonde.
 
2013-07-31 01:41:51 PM
Must suck to get setup by Mother Nature like that.
 
2013-07-31 01:44:44 PM
I love Florida.
 
2013-07-31 01:54:17 PM
Was that a typo?  You mean nursed to death ?
 
2013-07-31 01:54:29 PM
Zimmerman to the rescue?
 
2013-07-31 02:33:11 PM
Good luck catching the raccoon... it wore a mask to conceal its identity.
 
2013-07-31 02:44:59 PM
My grandfather used to always say 'Always watch your valuables, around coons.' I'm sure this is what he was talking about.
 
2013-07-31 03:19:25 PM

FatherChaos: [i.imgur.com image 500x334]


Nobody believed me when I said raccoons are born with masks for a reason, they're born thieves!
 
2013-07-31 03:38:08 PM
Hope springs a turtle.
 
2013-07-31 03:58:19 PM
www.gruv.org
 
2013-07-31 05:09:22 PM
I was kind of expecting this to be at Lighthouse beach on Key Biscayne,it's an awesome beach but it's crawling with raccoons that are used to being fed by tourists.
Little bastards are brave.
 
2013-07-31 06:44:39 PM
Easy to see which is the smartest species in Florida.
 
2013-07-31 09:21:05 PM

strangeluck: FatherChaos: [i.imgur.com image 500x334]

Nobody believed me when I said raccoons are born with masks for a reason, they're born thieves!


Excuse me, he had to turn to a life of crime because bigoted jerks like you wouldn't hire him.
 
2013-07-31 10:04:19 PM
Was wondering why a 'coon would want a wallet. Keys, yep, spare change, you bet, rings or earrings with bright stones on them, oh yeah.

Then I saw the wallet. Ok. The 'coon probably thought it was a giant pink minnow.

At least, that's what I always thought was the reason they like sparklies. 'Coons really REALLY like minnows. It's like a styrofoam bucket of crack. Crickets, too. Dump a box of crickets on the grass and they'll go nuts trying to catch them all.

/Hi, Mudge
//chirp chirrrp squeak warble bounce bounce pants-tug: I see you've been fishing, boss. Got any leftover bait?
///Oh, here, crickets! (dump)
 
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