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(Rock 106.5)   Woman flees sex attack, survives 12 days in the wilderness on twigs and berries   (rock1065.com) divider line 75
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2013-07-31 01:15:50 PM
Well done.  +1
 
2013-07-31 01:28:09 PM
Is sex attack anything like a Shaq attack?
 
2013-07-31 01:30:11 PM
That's nuts.
 
2013-07-31 01:32:27 PM
What's a sex attack in Canada? Not saying "please" twice?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-31 01:32:40 PM
Sucks to be that guy, waiting there for days and days thinking eventually she will come back and choose sex with him over starvation.
 
2013-07-31 01:33:01 PM
Was there supposed to be a link in there to a real article?
 
2013-07-31 01:33:06 PM
Anyone else remember that Criminal Intent episode? Or was that LA Dragnet?

(never realized how much I like cop procedurals until this post)
 
2013-07-31 01:34:31 PM
"Don't take off hosehead, eh!"
 
2013-07-31 01:34:38 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: Anyone else remember that Criminal Intent episode? Or was that LA Dragnet?

(never realized how much I like cop procedurals until this post)


What the world needs is some Bobby Goren / Joe Friday slash.  Come on, Farkers!  We can do it!
 
2013-07-31 01:35:47 PM
www.nypost.com
 
2013-07-31 01:36:12 PM

ZAZ: Sucks to be that guy, waiting there for days and days thinking eventually she will come back and choose sex with him over starvation.


What a blow to his ego, put him on permanent suicide watch.
 
2013-07-31 01:36:12 PM

OtherBrotherDarryl: Well done.  +1


Seconded!! +another 1
 
2013-07-31 01:37:50 PM
subby, you're a hilariously sick bastard.
 
2013-07-31 01:38:24 PM
"She fled into the bush and, when she was in there, she got lost and disoriented and couldn't find her way out again," a police spokesman says.

Wow.  Limber girl.
 
2013-07-31 01:41:16 PM
I saw that episode on the walking dead.
 
2013-07-31 01:41:49 PM

Halstread: Was there supposed to be a link in there to a real article?


Why yes, there was.  Damnit.
 
2013-07-31 01:42:01 PM
That's a little drastic, no? I mean, if it's inevitable, just go with it and enjoy it.
 
2013-07-31 01:43:57 PM
survived by drinking river water


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Woman's missed opportunity makes him sad.
 
2013-07-31 01:44:15 PM
That's one of my favorite Talking Heads songs.
They say they don't need money They're living on nuts and berries They say animals don't worry They're living on nuts and berries
 
2013-07-31 01:44:51 PM
A little more detail would be nice.

Like, when the others came back, what happened?  What did Mr. Rapey have to say?

"Hey, where'd Suzy go?"

"Ah, tried to rape her and she got all pissy."
 
2013-07-31 01:45:33 PM
Umm - this story sounds absolutely ridiculous to me.
 
2013-07-31 01:47:11 PM

Fark_Guy_Rob: Umm - this story sounds absolutely ridiculous to me.


Yeah, she broke her jaw so she could make up a fake rape story.  What a biatch!
 
2013-07-31 01:49:00 PM
I had to visit three different websites to get the actual original story, which has a lot more detail? Got stock in Newser or that radio station, there, Subby?

As to the story itself: I can see this being possible. Lot of the First Nations folk I know are more than capable of handling themselves in the wild for a while.
 
2013-07-31 01:51:28 PM
Despite her injured jaw, and through garbled speech, she was able to briefly talk about the ordeal with investigators, and to identify her alleged attacker.

In the States, they would have assumed she was drunk, arrested her, strip-searched her, and left her in the jail naked' until she sobered up'.
 
2013-07-31 01:51:38 PM

Fark_Guy_Rob: Umm - this story sounds absolutely ridiculous to me.


Yes, just like all women who have been with you, she faked it.
 
2013-07-31 01:52:02 PM

Fark_Guy_Rob: Umm - this story sounds absolutely ridiculous to me.


Combination of I Spit On Your Grave and Deliverance?
 
2013-07-31 01:52:17 PM
I think she needs to talk to fellow Canadian Les Stroud.

/bear grylis can suck it, Les is the man!
 
2013-07-31 01:52:39 PM
img2-3.timeinc.net
Knows a thing or two about eating berries to survive.
 
2013-07-31 01:52:44 PM
 
2013-07-31 01:52:50 PM
The 25-year-old from the O'Chiese First Nation

Well at least she's used to it.

/sorry
//bad joke
///but it's true
 
2013-07-31 01:53:59 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Fark_Guy_Rob: Umm - this story sounds absolutely ridiculous to me.

Yeah, she broke her jaw so she could make up a fake rape story.  What a biatch!


Meh...she committed to the role.
 
2013-07-31 01:54:58 PM
What a sex attack in the wilderness might look like.

cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
2013-07-31 01:56:33 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Fark_Guy_Rob: Umm - this story sounds absolutely ridiculous to me.

Yeah, she broke her jaw so she could make up a fake rape story.  What a biatch!


img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-07-31 01:57:52 PM

Teaser: What a sex attack in the wilderness might look like.

[cdn.pastemagazine.com image 560x225]


spoilers:
I was very disappointed they left the tree rape scene out of that, unless you count that black sluggish thing going up her hoohaa rape, then well, it's debatable.
 
2013-07-31 01:58:35 PM
What! No chainsaws.
 
2013-07-31 02:00:08 PM
Want to be a Chesterfield and satisfy, or a camel, and walk a mile?
 
2013-07-31 02:00:54 PM
How do you name us?

Why do you ask Miss Beaverbones?

Alberta Police
 
2013-07-31 02:01:42 PM
Nice play on words, but it's a joke about rape...ehhhh

Find a story about a 1 y/o getting raped and see how many +1's you get subby
 
2013-07-31 02:04:44 PM
What happened to the other three friends who went for help? They didn't even go back to the car? They just left her there and didn't bother to say anything for a couple of days?
 
2013-07-31 02:04:48 PM

hardinparamedic: Fark_Guy_Rob: Umm - this story sounds absolutely ridiculous to me.

Yes, just like all women who have been with you, she faked it.


Hahaha - you think I've been with women....I'm way more of a loser than you realize.
 
2013-07-31 02:08:15 PM
Was all that really worth avoiding a little sex?
 
2013-07-31 02:08:33 PM

Mirthman: How do you name us?

Why do you ask Miss Beaverbones?

Alberta Police


Why do you ask, Two Dogs?
 
2013-07-31 02:15:20 PM

Five Tails of Fury: I had to visit three different websites to get the actual original story, which has a lot more detail? Got stock in Newser or that radio station, there, Subby?

As to the story itself: I can see this being possible. Lot of the First Nations folk I know are more than capable of handling themselves in the wild for a while.


First Nations Folk? the correct term is injuns
 
2013-07-31 02:17:13 PM

Fark_Guy_Rob: Hahaha - you think I've been with women....I'm way more of a loser than you realize.


Look dude. It's only gay if the balls touch. You don't have to be so insecure about it.
 
2013-07-31 02:19:58 PM
the fact that she did that with a broken jaw is kinda badass.
 
2013-07-31 02:20:26 PM
"Sucks to be that guy, waiting there for days and days thinking eventually she will come back and choose sex with him over starvation."
"What a blow to his ego, put him on permanent suicide watch."

Well, he should have realized that breaking her jaw might hamper her libido.
 
2013-07-31 02:22:51 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Fark_Guy_Rob: Umm - this story sounds absolutely ridiculous to me.

Yeah, she broke her jaw so she could make up a fake rape story.  What a biatch!


I'm not saying she is lying....I'm saying the story, as presented, sounds pretty ridiculous to me.  No mention of her relationship to the people in the truck.  No mention of a destination.

The truck breaks down on a rual road....there are five people in the truck.  Apparently nobody has cell phones or cell coverage, and apparently, the most rational thing they could think of was to SPLIT UP.  Leaving this woman and 'some guy' behind.  Why didn't she go with the others?

And who reported her missing?
'Hey guys - glad your back....look, while you were gone that chick just bolted into the woods.  I have no idea why or where she went.  But I totally just sat here and watched her run off.  I think she said, 'I have to pee' or something'

And how does someone get lost in the woods FOR TWELVE days?  I can understand how, during a long hiking trip, you might get turned around a bit.  But she was in a car, on a road, and took off *on foot*.  Let's say she's an athletic person....and she ran for a full THREE MILES....into the woods.  It seems like it should be easy enough to go back the way you came and walk until you find a road.  Presumably, she knew where she was going *BEFORE* getting into the mysterious truck with 'other people'.

According to another report *her mother* reported her missing.  Which implies everyone else in the truck was totally cool with her running off and not returning.  It also says her friends and boyfriend hadn't seen her in a while and were worried.  So her friends and boyfriend were not in the truck.

They also suspect 'alcohol' was involved....

So, I'm in no way calling her a liar, but I am saying the story, as it is told, is pretty crazy.
 
2013-07-31 02:23:58 PM

hardinparamedic: Fark_Guy_Rob: Hahaha - you think I've been with women....I'm way more of a loser than you realize.

Look dude. It's only gay if the balls touch. You don't have to be so insecure about it.


Gay?  Oh man - I *wish* I were gay.
 
2013-07-31 02:33:20 PM

Five Tails of Fury: First Nations folk



You mean the aborigines? Just want to be clear on this.
 
2013-07-31 02:33:55 PM

SuddenlySamhain: Five Tails of Fury: I had to visit three different websites to get the actual original story, which has a lot more detail? Got stock in Newser or that radio station, there, Subby?

As to the story itself: I can see this being possible. Lot of the First Nations folk I know are more than capable of handling themselves in the wild for a while.

First Nations Folk? the correct term is injuns


Heya howya doin'...

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