The My Little Pony Killer: I find it really sad that guys need to be entertained as they take a piss.
redmid17: My goal was always to see how much ice I could melt. Gets a little awkward at a crowded trough though.
offmymeds: I once saw this message scrawled above a urinal: "Please don't put your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them harder to relight."
Debby7813: How cool would it be to put dry ice in there?
blatz514: Mr.Poops: From personal experience, I always found the bathrooms that have ice in the urinals to smell worse than other bathrooms.*clicks profile*Yep, figured. See my above post. Most of the bars that have ice in the urinal are farking shiatholes. My favorite kind.
Burr: Worked at a gas station the summer before college (A fairly big exxon, one that had a deli).The ladies restroom was the worst of the two, more crap on the fllor and seat, more trash everwhere, mirror had crap all over it, and that damn sanitary napkin "trash can" (box on the wall). Seriously women, how hard is it to make sure that your damn bloody pads actually make it INTO the damn box in the wall? I swear, I would go into the restroom to clean it and there would be more tampons and pads on the damn floor then in the disposal area!
beachboy: Coolest group urinal ever:[cache.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]
Lor M. Ipsum: Dwindle: That would involve touching something in the restroom. Nice thing about being a guy, you don't have to touch a single thing besides yourself.This is why you often see a sink running in the restroom. What's the point in washing your hands, then touching the disgusting handle and then dirty town dispenser?I never quite understood why people don't usually wash their hands before using the restroom. Wrapped away in my clean underwear for most of the day, it is safe to say that my junk is the cleanest part of my body...until I walk into a restroom, unzip, and contaminate the clean zone with whatever I've been touching all day.W
Dwindle: Lor M. Ipsum: Benevolent Misanthrope: Because guys are disgusting pigs who would rather wallow in urine than expend the effort to flush?While I'm not arguing the "disgusting pig" bit, flushing #1 can be considered wasteful of resources in areas with poor plumbing or when moderate-to-heavy drinking is involved and the urine is mostly water anyway.That would involve touching something in the restroom. Nice thing about being a guy, you don't have to touch a single thing besides yourself.This is why you often see a sink running in the restroom. What's the point in washing your hands, then touching the disgusting handle and then dirty town dispenser?
The My Little Pony Killer: Mr.Hawk: women always needing to go to the bathroom togetherCitation please?I've never had group outings to the restroom.
Sir_Farkalot: First of all: Guys, we weren't born in barns, can we please flush so we don't have to PRETEND we're all humans and get embarassed when ladies hear about our dirty little secrets?Second of all: Please don't write articles ladies are going to see about our dirty little secrets. It makes them have thoughts like "No one in my house is allowed to pee standing up," and it ruins the ease of urination for us all.
Mr.Hawk: You mean it is different from women always needing to go to the bathroom together so they can have someone to talk to?
Mad Scientist: scottydoesntknow: Millennium: Honestly, I doubt any of these are the real reason bars do it. More likely is that they do it to discourage drunk people from pooping in the urinal.How does ice discourage people from pooping in the urinal?People find a freezing heel discouraging.
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